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Revision as of 15:30, 26 October 2004
Strong Bad and the gang find a new way to get free drinks.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Homestar Runner and Bubs.
Page Title: T-TV, TV Show!
Transcript
{Strong Bad, The Cheat, and Strong Mad are all being lazy around the couch.}
STRONG BAD: The Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheat the Cheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheatthecheat! Get me a drink! {The Cheat squeaks, it sounds like "You get one!"} Hey Strong Mad! Get... get me a drink!
STRONG MAD: MORE LIKE, YOU GET ME A DRINK!
STRONG BAD: Hey! Don't sass back with me! Augh. We need to figure out how to get some drinks...like...without having to actually get some drinks!
{The Cheat leaps up and starts squeaking like he has a plan}
STRONG BAD: Ooh! The man with the plan!
{Wipe to the stick. Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat are all looking in some brown paper bags. Homestar walks up to them.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey guys! Whatja doin?
STRONG BAD: Oh, just lookin' at a thing in a bag.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh cool! Can I see?
STRONG BAD: No. {closes his bag} It's for me. And the Cheat. {The Cheat closes his bag} And Strong Mad to look at. {Strong Mad closes his bag}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh. I'm not any of those. {The Cheat squeaks at him} Yes sir!
{Homestar backs up, and the three guys stand there looking in the bag for a while as Homestar looks on.}
STRONG BAD: Lookin' at a thing in a bag!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey Homestar! Whatcha doin'? Oh, you know, hanging out with the guys. Hey guys, this is the life, right?
STRONG BAD: Sure is, man! Lookin' at a thing in a bag...drinkin' drinks...oh! Oh yeah. Homestar! why don't you go get us cool guys some drinks?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, cool guy!
{He runs off towards Bubs' concession stand. He gets there and Bubs is dancing while saying "Checkitout!" Homestar starts dancing along.}
BUBS: Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Whoah! Check it out!
BUBS: What can I get for ya?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Umm...four drinks for four cool guys!
BUBS: You mean for you, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! How did you know that?
BUBS: Oh, I don't know nothin' about nothin'!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah but how did you--
BUBS: Nothin'!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: But that's weird that you--
BUBS: Nothin'!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...Okay, you're weird.
BUBS: So what kind you want?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Um, how about two reds, a blue, and an orange.
BUBS: Comin' right up! {he starts making the drinks}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: So Bubs...have you seen that thing in a bag?
BUBS: Oh yeah! It's friggin awesome!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, right. Me too. Yeah, I think so...that it is...too.
BUBS: {giving him the drinks} Here you go!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Bubsy! {starts walking away, then turns back} One more time!
{they both start dancing again}
BUBS: Checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout checkitout...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Thanks, Bubsy!
{Homestar walks off. Cut back to the stick, where the trio are still lookin' at a thing in a bag.}
STRONG BAD: Appears that I'm still looking at this thing in a bag...
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Drinks, cool guys!
STRONG BAD: Just put 'em down right there!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Check!
STRONG BAD: Now, leave.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Check! {he leaves}
STRONG BAD: Wow, it worked! Free drinks! Good thinking, the Cheat! Lookin' at a thing in a bag. I am truly the greatest guy.
{Bubs walks on}
BUBS: Did the plan work?
STRONG MAD: LIKE A CHARM!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, drink up! Thanks for donating these drinks to our cause!
{Homestar walks back in}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I forgot my blue dri--SWEET MOTHER OF MYSTERY! What's going on here?
STRONG BAD: Umm...drinkin' drinks at the stick.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: But what about looking at a thing in some bags?
STRONG BAD: It escaped. Into the mountains.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Aw, shucks. I never got to see it!
BUBS: I thought you said you had!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I lied. I was trying to be a cool guy.
BUBS: Liar!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh well. {The Cheat squeaks at him} Of course! {He does a flip}
BUBS: Nice trick, LIAR!
{Homestar picks up one of the bags and starts looking in it.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh wow! Cool!
STRONG BAD: Um, that bag's empty, Homestar.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Supercool!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, there's nothing in it.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: This is friggin' awesome!
STRONG BAD: Augh! {Bubs, Strong Mad, and The Cheat walk away} Almost makes the free drinks not worth it. {he walks away too}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh yeah! Lookin' at a thing in a bag! I mean...I think...I'm a cool guy. {Looks around, then sticks the bag on his head}
THE END {Bubs can be heard repeating "the end" over and over like he did with checkitout}
