Grape-Nuts Robot
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+ | The '''Grape-Nuts [[Robot]]''' is a [[Strong Bad]] robot that [[Bubs]] built out of a [[Wikipedia:Grape-Nuts|Grape-Nuts]] [[Breakfast Cereal|cereal]] box, a [[Wikipedia:Slinky|Slinky]], some [[Wikipedia:Light-emitting diode|LEDs]], and parts of a [[Wikipedia:Speak & Spell (toy)|Speak & Spell]]. It was introduced as part of a flashback to an [[Nonexistent Strong Bad Emails|email not on the site]]. Apparently, it is made by the company ''Food'' (the real-life cereal is made by [[Wikipedia:Post Cereals|Post]]) and is "''[[Not X|NOT]] NEW!''". It speaks in a robotic monotone and doesn't seem to work very well. Despite this, Strong Bad loves it, because he [[Strong Bad's Technology|thinks it "sounds just like [him]"]]. He tries to make it prank call [[Marzipan]], but it fails to do so. | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Known Words== | ||
+ | |||
+ | *"Now spell: 'Come back, [[Ali and Ali's Sister|Ali]]. Come back, Ali's sister.'" | ||
+ | *"Now spell: '[[Crap|Carp]] [[X for brains|for brains]]'." | ||
+ | *"Things were just about to start getting [[crazy-go-nuts]]." | ||
+ | *"Now spell: '[[Double Deuce|Douuuuuuuuble Deuce]].'" | ||
+ | *"Hello, Marz-pan." | ||
+ | *"Kiss the butt." | ||
+ | *"Kiss a butt." | ||
+ | *"You're adopted." | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Nutritional Information== | ||
+ | <blockquote style="border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;width:200px;text-align:center"> | ||
+ | <p style="color:blue">This is a very healthy<br /> | ||
+ | choice for your breakfast<br /> | ||
+ | needs. Try it once or<br /> | ||
+ | more, for best results.</p> | ||
+ | <p>Ingredients: cereal, milk,<br /> | ||
+ | cold cereal, 2% milk,<br /> | ||
+ | more ceral<!--[sic]-->, more milk,<br /> | ||
+ | grape nuts, nuggets,<br /> | ||
+ | nuggets, nuggets,<br /> | ||
+ | assorted premium<br /> | ||
+ | ingrediants<!--[sic]-->,</p> | ||
+ | </blockquote> | ||
+ | |||
+ | <blockquote style="border:2px solid black;background:#ffffff;color:blue;width:200px"> | ||
+ | {| style="width: 100%" | ||
+ | | style="width: 67%" | iron || style="width: 33% | 0g | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | calcium || 0g | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | iron || 0g | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | calcium || 0g | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | fiber || 0g | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | oats || 0g | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | wheats || 0g | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | Vit. C || 0g | ||
+ | |- | ||
+ | | zinc || 0g | ||
+ | |} | ||
+ | </blockquote> | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==Appearances== | ||
+ | |||
+ | *'''Debut:''' Email [[personal favorites]] | ||
+ | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0]] | ||
+ | *Email [[rock opera]] (Repeating the word "crazy" from personal favorites.) | ||
+ | *Email [[hiding]] (Easter egg) | ||
+ | [[Category:Electronics]] | ||
+ | [[Category:Robots]] |
Current revision as of 22:18, 23 October 2022
The Grape-Nuts Robot is a Strong Bad robot that Bubs built out of a Grape-Nuts cereal box, a Slinky, some LEDs, and parts of a Speak & Spell. It was introduced as part of a flashback to an email not on the site. Apparently, it is made by the company Food (the real-life cereal is made by Post) and is "NOT NEW!". It speaks in a robotic monotone and doesn't seem to work very well. Despite this, Strong Bad loves it, because he thinks it "sounds just like [him]". He tries to make it prank call Marzipan, but it fails to do so.
Known Words
- "Now spell: 'Come back, Ali. Come back, Ali's sister.'"
- "Now spell: 'Carp for brains'."
- "Things were just about to start getting crazy-go-nuts."
- "Now spell: 'Douuuuuuuuble Deuce.'"
- "Hello, Marz-pan."
- "Kiss the butt."
- "Kiss a butt."
- "You're adopted."
Nutritional Information
This is a very healthy
choice for your breakfast
needs. Try it once or
more, for best results.Ingredients: cereal, milk,
cold cereal, 2% milk,
more ceral, more milk,
grape nuts, nuggets,
nuggets, nuggets,
assorted premium
ingrediants,
iron 0g calcium 0g iron 0g calcium 0g fiber 0g oats 0g wheats 0g Vit. C 0g zinc 0g
Appearances
- Debut: Email personal favorites
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 8.0
- Email rock opera (Repeating the word "crazy" from personal favorites.)
- Email hiding (Easter egg)