Crazy Go Nuts University

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[[Image:Sbemail178 screenshot.PNG|thumb|left|A stately tower rises over the campus of CGNU.]]
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|'''Campus Radio Station'''
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|style="padding-right: 1em;" | [[Radio Stations and Shows#WSBD|89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU]]
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'''Crazy Go Nuts University''' is a university created and run by [[Strong Bad]]. To attend CGNU, send in the free art test consisting of drawing a [[Painting of a guy with a big knife|guy with a big knife]]. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of you. A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed. The only known room is a [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|prinicpal's office]].
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'''[[Crazy Go Nuts]] University''' is a [[School|university]] created and run by [[Strong Bad]]. To attend CGNU, applicants must send in the free art test consisting of drawing a [[Painting of a Guy with a Big Knife|guy with a big knife]]. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of the person who took it. According to Strong Bad, "A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed." The only known room in CGNU is the [[CGNU Prinicpal's Office|prinicpal's office]].
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==Courses offered==
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They offer an assortment of courses on their '''CGNU Online e-Niversity''' website. The programs only require four clicks to earn a "shady online degree". The [[Websites|CGNU website]] does not actually exist, as {{w|.edu|.edu domain names}} are only available to actual institutions of higher education.
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There is a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:
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In [[Fan Costumes '08]], Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he had yet to create it.
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*Cheesing People Off
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In [[On Break]], Homestar (as [[the Jolly Dumple]]) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that they will have to share a bathroom, that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and that the students should avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.
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==Courses offered==
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===On Campus===
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Strong Bad offers a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:
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*[[Cheesed Off|Cheesing People Off]]
*Indian-Giving
*Indian-Giving
*Cutting Ones
*Cutting Ones
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*Cracking Wise
*Cracking Wise
*World Domination
*World Domination
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*Sending Me [Strong Bad] a Dollar
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*Sending Me a Dollar
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*Total Spaceship Guy
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*[[Total]] Spaceship Guy
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*TV / VCR Repair  
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*TV / VCR Repair
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or
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*Get your Degree!
*Get your Degree!
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==The Golf Club Team==
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===Online===
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[[File:cgnuonline-eniversity.png|thumb|right|At CGNU, one year equals one click. ]]
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Many courses are offered online, including:
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*Business Administration
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*Business Abomination
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*Mousepad Engineer
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*Infotainment Technology
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*e-Cutting Ones
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*The Lighter Side of Sports
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*Matt's Communications
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*Business Wheeling
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*Insider Trading
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*Computer Graphs
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*Bidness Dealing
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*Caps Lock Technician
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*Escrow Understandment
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*Marriage [[Apothecary]]
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The CGNU Golf Club Team has a game every day at 6pm. So far the only known teams they have played are Pile of Electronics State and [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech. According to Strong Bad, the team is undefeated. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.
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==Athletics==
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[[File:cgnume.PNG|thumb|Science! I said science again!]]
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===The Golf Club Team===
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The only sport offered at CGNU is the Golf Club Team {{--}} not to be confused with [[golf]], the sport simply consists of [[The Cheat]] smashing electronics with a golf club. The team has a game every day at 6pm, and according to Strong Bad, they have an undefeated record.
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''Fighting, and sometimes striving,''<br>
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Opponents have included Pile of Electronics State, [[Homestar Runner|Homestar]]'s Knees Tech, and DeBry.
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''Wondering what the Dumple is.''<br>
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''Excellence, and what is valor?''<br>
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''And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!''
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''C! G! N! . . . U!''
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===Fight Song===
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{{seemain|CGNU Fight Song}}
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The CGNU fight song is sung by fans at games, accompanied by The Jolly Dumple.
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"(See-Gee-IN-YOU!) (me?)"
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==Trivia==
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*The website's motto, "Banner ad valorum", is a {{wp|Dog Latin}} spoof of typical {{wp|Latin}} {{w|List of university and college mottos|college mottos}}. "Banner ad" refers to {{w|Web banner|a common type of web advertising}}, and "ad valorem" (note the different spelling) is Latin for "according to value".
==Appearances==
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*Email [[candy product]] (scoreboard)
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*Email [[theme song]]
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*Email [[4 branches]] (Jolly Dumple costume)
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*Email [[bike thief]] (campus)
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Current revision as of 04:08, 25 April 2023

This article is about the university. For the email, see CGNU.
A stately tower rises over the campus of CGNU.
Crazy Go Nuts University
Motto The Future Is You... probably.
Established Unknown
School type Private
Chancellor Unknown
Prinicpal Strong Bad
Enrollment Unknown
Campus surroundings Field and Fence
Athletics CGNU Golf Club Team
Mascot The Jolly Dumple
Campus Radio Station 89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU
Online site http://www.cgnuonline-eniversity.edu
Website motto Banner ad valorum

Crazy Go Nuts University is a university created and run by Strong Bad. To attend CGNU, applicants must send in the free art test consisting of drawing a guy with a big knife. Actual applicants are not accepted, however, and the art test is only so Strong Bad can make fun of the person who took it. According to Strong Bad, "A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed." The only known room in CGNU is the prinicpal's office.

They offer an assortment of courses on their CGNU Online e-Niversity website. The programs only require four clicks to earn a "shady online degree". The CGNU website does not actually exist, as .edu domain names are only available to actual institutions of higher education.

In Fan Costumes '08, Strong Bad admitted that the university was fake and that he had yet to create it.

In On Break, Homestar (as the Jolly Dumple) orients the freshmen. In his song, he mentions that they will have to share a bathroom, that the financial aid office is closed on Tuesdays, and that the students should avoid the beef stroganoff in the dining hall.

Contents

[edit] Courses offered

[edit] On Campus

Strong Bad offers a wide variety of courses taught at CGNU, including:

  • Cheesing People Off
  • Indian-Giving
  • Cutting Ones
  • Doing Some Other Things
  • Home Invasion
  • Cracking Wise
  • World Domination
  • Sending Me a Dollar
  • Total Spaceship Guy
  • TV / VCR Repair
  • Get your Degree!

[edit] Online

At CGNU, one year equals one click.

Many courses are offered online, including:

  • Business Administration
  • Business Abomination
  • Mousepad Engineer
  • Infotainment Technology
  • e-Cutting Ones
  • The Lighter Side of Sports
  • Matt's Communications
  • Business Wheeling
  • Insider Trading
  • Computer Graphs
  • Bidness Dealing
  • Caps Lock Technician
  • Escrow Understandment
  • Marriage Apothecary

[edit] Athletics

Science! I said science again!

[edit] The Golf Club Team

The only sport offered at CGNU is the Golf Club Team — not to be confused with golf, the sport simply consists of The Cheat smashing electronics with a golf club. The team has a game every day at 6pm, and according to Strong Bad, they have an undefeated record.

Opponents have included Pile of Electronics State, Homestar's Knees Tech, and DeBry.

[edit] Fight Song

See main article: CGNU Fight Song

The CGNU fight song is sung by fans at games, accompanied by The Jolly Dumple.

[edit] Trivia

[edit] Appearances

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