Arrow'd Guy

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The Giant Brain Mech CEREBELLUMs Cheerleader

Arrow'd Guy (the name comes from the caption in the Store for the Everybody Everybody Poster) is the tormenter of the members of the Teen Girl Squad. His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, two judges and a play critic.


  • Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED The Ugly One, right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.
  • Issue 3: He sells The Ugly One three spring rolls loaded with MSG, destroying her "stomach lining".
  • Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs Cheerleader in half.
  • Issue 7: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-Kdays.
  • Issue 8: Although he does not explicitly appear, Mrs. So-and-so-erson (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Arrow'd Guy, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One (STEP-MOMMED!!!).
  • 404 page: He "404s" The Ugly One. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROWED!!!" is missing.
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