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The [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]] are known to reference and even drink '''[[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|alcoholic beverages]]'''. This sometimes results in rather humorous dialogue, as shown in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
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The [[characters]] in the [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner universe]] have a soft spot for '''[[Wikipedia:Alcoholic beverage|Alcoholic beverages]]''', and are known to reference them and even drink them. This sometimes results in rather humorous dialogue, as shown in [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]].
==Appearances==
==Appearances==
===Strong Bad Email===
===Strong Bad Email===
*[[making out]] — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to [[Making Out|make out]] with her, [[Strong Bad]] proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine".  
*[[making out]] — In order to get the sender's boyfriend to [[Making Out|make out]] with her, [[Strong Bad]] proposes lighting "a few candles and maybe having a glass of wine".  
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*[[super powers]] — Strong Bad uses the diamond on his head to pop the cap off of a [[Cold One]].
 
*[[lures & jigs]] — Strong Bad attempts to "lure" fish into his and Coach Z's boat by telling them that they have "a keg" (to which he immediately appends "of worms and phytoplankton").
*[[lures & jigs]] — Strong Bad attempts to "lure" fish into his and Coach Z's boat by telling them that they have "a keg" (to which he immediately appends "of worms and phytoplankton").
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*[[theme party]] — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a [[bear]] wearing [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]], holding a beer mug, along with [[Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin]], who appears to be passed out.
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*[[theme party]] — Strong Bad suggests getting "a couple of kegs of cheap cold ones" for the party. Also, one of the Easter eggs features a "Spring Drink'n Formal 2002" T-shirt with a picture of a [[bear]] wearing [[Cool Shades|sunglasses]], holding a beer mug, along with [[Wikipedia:Calvin and Hobbes|Calvin]], who appears to be passed out.
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*[[the show]] — The character on the "We'll be right back" screen holds a wine glass.
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*[[kind of cool]] — Creepy Comb-over Strong Bad/[[Senor Cardgage]] is described as having a beer belly.
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*[[different town]] (Easter egg) — A drawing of Eh! Steve! drinking from a wine glass can be seen.
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*[[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
*[[dangeresque 3]] — Strong Bad asks the viewer not to throw "full wine bottles" at the screen.
*[[time capsule]] — An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]].
*[[time capsule]] — An Easter egg features Coach Z Ale, a brand of (presumably alcoholic) ale that is either produced or endorsed by [[Coach Z]].
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*[[modeling]] — "Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "[[Wikipedia:Eau de Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance.
*[[modeling]] — "Colognac" is a [[portmanteau]] formed by combining "[[Wikipedia:Cognac (drink)|cognac]]", a distilled liquor, and "[[Wikipedia:Eau de Cologne|cologne]]", a fragrance.
*[[space program]] — During the [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
*[[space program]] — During the [[The Strong Badian Administration of Some Aluminum Foil|SBASAF]] slide show, the narrator says, "Somebody get that man a highball".
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*[[myths & legends]] — [[Bubs]] states that the [[Bear holding a Shark]] [[Wikipedia:Shot glass|shot glasses]] are "always popular with the kids".
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*[[myths & legends]] — [[Bubs]] states that the [[Bear holding a Shark]] [[Wikipedia:Shot glass|shot glasses]] are "always popular with the kids". Shot glasses are small glasses used to serve small amounts of (usually potent) liquor.
*[[senior prom]] — Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.  
*[[senior prom]] — Strong Bad mentions consuming "[http://listserv.linguistlist.org/cgi-bin/wa?A2=ind0308c&L=ads-l&D=1&F=&S=&P=6102 okratinis]", martinis served with a pickled okra pod instead of an olive.  
**Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
**Also, Coach Z is seen spiking the punch with Listerine, an antiseptic mouthwash that contains alcohol.
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*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs the viewers that he is "pleasant".
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*[[rock opera]] — Strong Bad swirls a glass of wine as he informs us that he is "pleasant".
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*[[theme song]] — In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
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*[[theme song]] - In one of the clips from the "unaired pilot", Strong Bad is seen filling his mouth with a Coldson Lite and a coffee via a beer helmet.
*[[your funeral]] — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
*[[your funeral]] — Strong Bad describes his funeral as being "off the wagon". "Falling off the wagon" is an idiom referring to a recovering alcoholic's relapse into alcoholism.
*[[rough copy]] — Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
*[[rough copy]] — Homestar advertises his "Malinko Drinko", claiming it is "crystal clear like domestic beer".
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===Other Appearances===
===Other Appearances===
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*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] — [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive!"
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*[[Videlectrix]] — The [[Videlectrix:videlectrix gallery.html|Game Gallery]] has a picture of a glass of wine and cheese.
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*[[Because, It's Midnite]] — The song mentions a "champagne glass."
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*[[Thorax Corporation]] — [[Thorax:staph.html|Our Gentle Staph]] page contains the statement, "Click on a man to read his drunken ramblings."
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*[[Thorax Corporation]] — [[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's page]] includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini.
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*[[Thorax Corporation]] &mdash; [[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page]] states that he was drinking while thinking of new <!--Remember, this is not a typo.-->PRODUKTs.
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*[[Everybody to the Limit]] &mdash; Strong Bad is seen sitting in an armchair with a glass of wine.
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*[[Meet Marshie]] &mdash; [[Marshie]] recommends [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a [[Wikipedia:Martini (cocktail)|martini]].
*[[Homestarloween Party]] &mdash; [[Pom Pom's girls]] are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia.
*[[Homestarloween Party]] &mdash; [[Pom Pom's girls]] are seen with beer, liquor, and other related paraphernalia.
*[[Dancin' Bubs]] &mdash; Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug.
*[[Dancin' Bubs]] &mdash; Background two includes a broken beer bottle and a beer mug.
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*[[Thorax Corporation]]:
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*[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] &mdash; Features "Drunk Drivers".
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**[[Thorax:staph.html|Our Gentle Staph]] page contains the statement, "Click on a man to read his drunken ramblings."
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**[[Thorax:stardom.html|Leg Delabor's page]] includes an animated GIF of that at one point shows a martini.
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**[[Thorax:stardom2.html|Leg Delabor's "Paths to Total Stardom" page]] states that he was drinking while thinking of new PRODUKTs<!--Remember, this is not a typo.-->.
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*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Among the phrases of "[[Wikipedia:Polynesia|Polynesian]] Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "[[Wikipedia:Kahlúa|Kahlúa]] and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
*[[The Luau]] &mdash; Among the phrases of "[[Wikipedia:Polynesia|Polynesian]] Prose" that [[Strong Sad]] recites is "[[Wikipedia:Kahlúa|Kahlúa]] and Creme", an alcoholic drink.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] &mdash; Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk.
 
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; Coach Z raps about [[Wikipedia:Hennessy|Hennessy]], a brand of cognac.
*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] &mdash; Coach Z raps about [[Wikipedia:Hennessy|Hennessy]], a brand of cognac.
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*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] &mdash; Coach Z drinks mouthwash, offers Homestar some, and passes out at the end of the cartoon as Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine".
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*[[The Best Decemberween Ever]] &mdash; Homestar sings "Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!"  
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*[[Everybody to the Limit]] &mdash; Strong Bad is seen sitting in an armchair with a glass of liquor.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0]] &mdash; Coach Z and [[Bubs]] leave messages while drunk. <!--While the date of release is unknown, it is assumed Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0 was released AFTER The Best Decemberween Ever.-->
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*[[Meet Marshie]] &mdash; [[Marshie]] recommends [[Fluffy Puff Marshmallows]] over a variety of other consumables visualized on a blackboard, one of which is a [[Wikipedia:Martini (cocktail)|martini]].  
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*[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]] &mdash; Features "Drunk Drivers".
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*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] &mdash; As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg [[Wikipedia:Moonshine|hooch]], a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
*[[Ballad of The Sneak]] &mdash; As mentioned in the song, [[The Sneak]] drinks bootleg [[Wikipedia:Moonshine|hooch]], a homemade whiskey usually produced and/or sold through illegal methods.
**Also, there is a [[Wikipedia:Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|prohibition]] and the [[Wikipedia:Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]].
**Also, there is a [[Wikipedia:Editorial cartoon|political cartoon]] featuring the subjects of [[Wikipedia:Prohibition|prohibition]] and the [[Wikipedia:Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act|Hawley-Smoot Tariff]].
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*[[Because, It's Midnite]] &mdash; The song mentions a "champagne glass".
 
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*[[Limozeen Thanksgiving E-Cards]] &mdash; [[Gary Palaroncini]] says, "Kids under six, don't drink and drive!"
 
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*[[Videlectrix]] &mdash; The [[Videlectrix:videlectrix gallery.html|Game Gallery]] has a picture of a glass of wine and cheese.
 
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
 
*[[New Boots]] &mdash; [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
*[[New Boots]] &mdash; [[Powered by The Cheat]] Strong Bad made The Cheat's favorite: a picnic plate with wine and a baguette.
*[[That Time of Year]] &mdash; Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads.
*[[That Time of Year]] &mdash; Strong Bad comments about martinis going to people's heads.
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*[[Peasant's Quest]] &mdash; [[Baby Lady & Her Baby|The Baby]] is said to go on to develop a mead problem later in life.
 
*[[That A Ghost]] &mdash; [[Fat Dudley]] is caught drinking hooch.
*[[That A Ghost]] &mdash; [[Fat Dudley]] is caught drinking hooch.
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*[[Biz Cas Fri 2]] &mdash; Homestar is almost certainly hung over, mentioning that he partied so hard the night before he can't remember what he did and falls asleep under Strong Bad's desk.
 
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] &mdash; One of the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s asks [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
*[[Commandos in the Classroom]] &mdash; One of the [[Blue Laser Minion]]s asks [[Fightgar]] "to put these wine coolers down your pants... er, down your headband".
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Olda Boys|Olda Boys]] are seen with a cooler of "college drinks," likely another name for alcohol.
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an [[Wikipedia:Proof (alcohol)|alcoholic proof]] of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] &mdash; The [[Minor Teen Girl Squad Characters#Scotsmen|Scotsmen]] are seen standing around a beer barrel with 3 Xs on it (when regarding beverages, X is a symbol for an [[Wikipedia:Proof (alcohol)|alcoholic proof]] of 50; multiple X's indicate multiples of 50).
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*[[Fan Costumes '06]] &mdash; Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's [[hot mom]] is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
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*[[Fan Costumes '06]] &mdash; Strong Bad comments that The Cheat's hot mom is giving out frozen "margaracheatas".
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &mdash; In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
*[[Decemberween Short Shorts]] &mdash; In the last short, Coach Z is seen inebriated by Listerine.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] &mdash; [[Marzipan]] is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and martini.
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2]] &mdash; Marzipan is drinking a "wheatgrasstini", a [[portmanteau]] of wheatgrass and martini.
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*[[Drive-Thru]] &mdash; Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.
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*[[Drive-Thru]] &mdash; Strong Bad asks "Inviso-Jeeves" for a bottle of Château Prétende 1974, presumably wine.
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*[[Date Nite]] &mdash; Homestar and Strong Bad are shown drinking 'old Ones after Marzipan and [[The Cheat]] left for [[Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship|their date]].
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*[[Where's an Egg?]] &mdash; One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer.
*[[Where's an Egg?]] &mdash; One of the items the suspects have is a mug of beer.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] &mdash; A jug of hooch can be found in [[Sickly Sam]]'s stomach.
*[[Sickly Sam's Big Outing]] &mdash; A jug of hooch can be found in [[Sickly Sam]]'s stomach.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] &mdash; One of Strong Bad's edited screenshots includes a "high class bikini [lady]" with a martini.
*[[SBCG4AP Dev Blog]] &mdash; One of Strong Bad's edited screenshots includes a "high class bikini [lady]" with a martini.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad can order a Cold One and a green drink from Bubs at [[Club Technochocolate]], both of which he proceeds to drink.
*[[Strong Badia the Free]] &mdash; Strong Bad can order a Cold One and a green drink from Bubs at [[Club Technochocolate]], both of which he proceeds to drink.
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; A bottle of wine sits on a table at Club Technochocolate.
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] &mdash; A bottle of wine sits on a table at [[Club Technochocolate]].
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] &mdash; The shelf of the old club is stocked with neon colored "Ones", which Strong Bad comments "are all old and warm, and stuffed with light bulbs apparently".
*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] &mdash; The shelf of the old club is stocked with neon colored "Ones", which Strong Bad comments "are all old and warm, and stuffed with light bulbs apparently".
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*[[Hooked on Decemberween]] &mdash; [[Brainkrieg]] claims if they don't get video games for Decemberween, they'll spike Uncle Edgar's eggnog.
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*[[Hooked on Decemberween]] &mdash; Brainkrieg claims if they don't get video games for Decemberween, they'll spike Uncle Edgar's eggnog.
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*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] mentions that he heard the Cold Ones were pretty good at The Inventory (causing Tycho to mock "[[Ages|aren't you like, ten]]?")
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*[[Biz Cas Fri 2]] &mdash; Homestar is almost certainly hung over, mentioning that he partied so hard the night before he can't remember what he did and falls asleep under Strong Bad's desk.
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*[[Characters from Yonder Website]] &mdash; The [[Smarty Juice]]'s effects imply that it contains alcohol (or at least has [[Wikipedia:Fermentation|fermented]]).
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*[[Poker Night at the Inventory]] &mdash; [[Strong Bad]] mentions that he heard the cold ones were pretty good at The Inventory.
==See Also==
==See Also==
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*[[Listerine]]
*[[Listerine]]
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[[Category:Activity running gags]][[Category:Generic food and drinks]]
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[[Category:Activity running gags]][[Category:Food and drinks]]

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