@StrongBadActual Tweets 2020
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Revision as of 23:37, 10 February 2020
This is a list of all the @StrongBadActual Tweets from 2020.
February
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Almost sold outta the Kickstarter versions of Trogdor!! The Board Game! After these are gone, the retail version of the game WON'T include the Kickstarter extras like the S is for Sucks Dragon meeple! Buy 'em up Dan: https://homestore-runner.myshopify.com/collections/tr
| 10 Feb 2020
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![]() | Carve that guy onto a stave church at once!
| 1 Feb 2020
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psst! friendlyware!
| 1 Feb 2020
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Trust me, you did not want to see the dark places that series quickly descended to. There are still three active civil suits from their 'Night Driver' episode alone!
| 1 Feb 2020
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Would peoples be into it if I made this into, like, a thing?
Video Transcript{A live-action case filled with 5 inch floppies sits on a desk next to an old computer. The disk in the front has a handwritten label reading "Disk 4 of 12". Strong Bad's gloves reach into the shot, open the case and begin rifling through the contents.} STRONG BAD: {singing} When I check my email, {Strong Bad holds up a disk labeled "Old Game".} STRONG BAD: —there are some old games. {Strong Bad inserts the disk into a disk drive and then types on a keyboard with boxing gloves on.} STRONG BAD: Now I'm gonna play them for you. {The monitor comes to life, showing a screen reading "Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12". A disk reading noise plays.} {Gameplay footage of various vintage games begin to play. The first shows a man in a giant cotton candy machine. He gets struck by a wooden beam and his head swells and explodes.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Hello there, what's—NO! Wow! That is not what I wanted to happen! {The game switches to a wrestling game where grayscale sumo wrestlers lie on the floor of the ring sleeping.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Aw, it's baby Strong Sad taking a nap. {imitates snoring sounds} {Game now switches to a toilet inside a shower. The showerhead is running.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Turn this on. Spaghetti noodles that are uncooked shootin' out of there. {Game now switches to a two-color game. A man in a swimsuit is standing at the top of a purple cliff and dives off.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover, imitating Dangeresque} Looks like I'm gonna have to cliff-dive! Whoooooaaa... {The game switches back to the first game, where the player confronts a giant bee.} STRONG BAD: Do you want some cotton candy, bee? {The bee stings the player, causing the player's head to swell and then disappear entirely} Nope, you want to kill me still. {The game is now a primitive dungeon crawler where the player is holding a sword. The player leaves a room into a hallway.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} This game is about collecting crosses, and turning vermin— {The scene cuts to another room where the player strikes mice, turning them into white mushrooms.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} —into mushrooms. {The game is now a primitive Battleship game with three levels and a grid made of letters.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Look at that battleship! That thing's amazing! {The game switches to an athletic obstacle course game. The player is leaping over a row of barrels and takes a dive, causing one of the barrels to fly out from the row and break.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover, singing} Full-body hoodie... whoa-ho-ho! Those are some accurate physics! {The game is now a black screen reading "What Is Your First Name Captain? (Enter Your Name And Then Strike The Enter Key)". STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Enter your name and then STRIKE the enter key! Strike it down with extreme prejudice! {The game now shows a screen where the player is looking into a series of bright lights as the silhouettes of doctors look down. A heart rate line blips.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover, laughing} What? That is an orange slice that's shooting out some... oil... slicks. {The screen now does a checkerboard wipe. The game now shows a face on a monitor reading "Mayor Vincenzi" and "Hunter, We've had more reports come in of kids dying..."} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} There's like a real-life old man staring right at me! {The text momentarily changes to "...all were horribly disfigured like my... (gulp) ...my poor daughter." before the game switches back to the dungeon crawler from before. The player walking into a river and transforms into a yellow skeleton.} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Doo doo doo. Augh... wait, what? {The screen goes black, with the text reading "Y u Drowned!"} STRONG BAD: {voiceover} Why you drowned? I dunno! {Cut back to the computer monitor, now inactive. The title screen for Strong Bad's Disk 4 of 12 returns with a beep and a disk reading sound.} Fun Facts
| 1 Feb 2020 |
January
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Gary the Legend! You won't deceive of my mercy & my perseverinch the next time we step into the squared circle! I have the guts & the denomination it takes to rip that Sizzleweight belt outta your imaginary hands & stand at the top of that sacred pile in the sky! ROLL THE VTR!!
| 31 Jan 2020
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![]() | Don't get me wrong, this mask is preygrey. But I wanna know about this can of The Cheat spray you got back there! Does it smell like Cheatmusk? Or is it like The Cheat repellant? Filla me in!!
| 31 Jan 2020
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![]() | This new game from @ColinMcInerror and his pals @TBBGCO is like if the Videlectrix classics "Pigs on Head" and "Population: Tire" fell into a vat of radioactive nautical goo and emerged as one delicious bouncy mutant!
App: apple.co/3aoRljX Goog: bit.ly/2G4V0pl
Fun Facts
| 19 Jan 2020
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![]() | "Who's the man that looks like The Cheat?" (via youtu.be/22ZLiDF_pTE)
Fun Facts
| 16 Jan 2020
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![]() | Both members of team undabite look like that stealthy trench coat criminal. This is from a 2014 toon.
Fun Facts
| 16 Jan 2020
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![]() | Higher-res pic of an old sketchbook drawing. I hate these two people but everything is better with horns!
(paid for by the horns council)
Fun Facts
| 14 Jan 2020
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I love it! It's like Trogdor as little league mascot!
| 13 Jan 2020
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It's so sad when he starts burninanting in the wrong direction during Fiery Rage. I try to steer him like a bowling ball while I watch Strong Sad move Trogdor.
Then I throw a bowling ball at Strong Sad.
| 13 Jan 2020
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![]() | I dunno. You know what happens to distant birds when I'm involved.
Fun Facts
| 13 Jan 2020
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I've always wondered, you think the cap'n is supposed to be in that sailboat? Or is he trying to steer the lighthouse away from Mr. Constabulate V's over there?
| 13 Jan 2020
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![]() | WATCH OUT GORTON'S FISHERMAN!
Fun Facts
| 13 Jan 2020
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![]() | Did someone say 'crazy learner's permit?!'
Fun Facts
| 13 Jan 2020
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![]() | I feel like Trogdor's gotten plenty of glory in the last couple years so on this #trogday, let us celebrate 17 years of... the countryside. May we one day find out if that is a lighthouse or a silo in the distance.
| 13 Jan 2020
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I dunno if this is real or temporary but I highly approve! I'ma get a kozmo dot com tattoo to celebrate in the same manner!
| 12 Jan 2020
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Alas, I gots none.
| 11 Jan 2020
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You win!! Plans for geodesic domes! Freehand drawings of Lon Cheney! (don't tell Strong Sad I like that song though. I usually refer to that band as The Mounded Bloats)
Fun Facts
| 11 Jan 2020
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Found the original brainstorm page for naming SBCG4AP. I will always regret not naming the game "SB: Creams & Powders."
Image Transcript
Strong Bad's Crapfest, Jerks! Strong Badfest SB: "Creams & Fun Facts
| 11 Jan 2020
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![]() | Bubs is celebrating the only way he knows how.
Image TranscriptTHANK YOU INTERNET ADD AN Fun Facts
| 1 Jan 2020 |