Editing 8-Bit is Enough Responses

[[Image:Sbcg4ap105 trogdorstrongbadia.png|thumb|"You'd have to be some type of idiot to take on Trogdor alone."]]
[[Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People]] has many responses when you talk to various characters and interact with various objects. These are the responses from [[8-Bit Is Enough]].

{{SBCG4AP Responses notation legend}}

==Locations==
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (House of Strong)]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (The Field)]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Crates)]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Videlectrix Mainframe)]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Gel-Arshie's Backstage)]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Halfathlon)]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Stinkoman 20X6)]]
*[[8-Bit is Enough Responses (Peasantry)]]

==Error and Item Messages==

===General Messages===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhhh... no.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nah.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No. Way.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Nope.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That won't do anything interesting.

===???===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Whatever the heck those are, they don't seem to work with that.

===8-Bit Key===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this key's gonna open anything, except maybe a 200 year old door.

===8-Bit Lantern===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Even if I wanted to shine a light on that, I'm pretty sure this crummy 2D pixel lantern would be absolutely useless.

===8-Bit Quill Pen===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't need my signature.

===8-Bit Teabag===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think that's how you make tea.

===Algebros===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Algebros are only good at math. And not really ''that'' good at math either.

===Boxer Joe===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, Snake Boxer. Do your stuff!
:'''SNAKE BOXER:''' ''{on-screen caption}'' ...
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Why won't he hit that?
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Guy's got a thing for snakes, Strong Bad. Don't ask him about it; he gets real quiet and does that thousand-yard stare. ''{vanishes}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh yeah.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He won't go for it. Snake Boxer may only do one thing, but he's the best at it.

===Cell Phone===
:''{When using it indoors}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' No signal? You'd think a cell phone this giant'd have a better antenna. I better wait until I'm in a wide open space. ''{puts the phone away}''

===Key===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' This key only works on the door to my Trogdor machine... and maybe any other Trogdor... doors.

===Light Musket===
:''{When using it in [[Redcoat Ghost Patrol]] for the first time}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Eat photons, limey ghosts!

===Limozeen's Bus===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Yo, Limozeen, I got something to beam up here!
:'''LARRY PALARONCINI:''' ''{voiceover}'' Whoa, Strong Bad! The Space Machine only beams up the babes!

===Medkit===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' That doesn't need healing.

===Mista Fixit===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think Mista Fixit can fix it.

===Peasant===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'd better not... Trogdor can smell a peasant at, like, 20 furlongs away!

===Putchnya Shotski===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey, Red Square! Err, Blue Square.
:'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{off-screen}'' ETO NE SHOT PUT!

===Quarter===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't want to get Homestar's digestive juices all over that.

===Quest Thingie===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think this ridiculous quest item is gonna be of any use to anyone but Strong Sad.

===Rather Dashing===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Up and at 'em, short pants!
:'''RATHER DASHING:''' ''{text displayed}'' That be not a princess! I only rescueth printhetheth... err, princesses!

===Scorpion Food===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I don't think they'll want that.

===Snakes===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better not use my snakes here. They could slither away.

===Space Circus Bear===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I can't send the performing bear out into the wild for no reason! When he's ready to leave, I'll know.

===TrogSword===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The TrogSword won't work on anything but the Trogdor...'d.

===Trophy===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better keep this trophy for someone who needs it.

==Taking photos with ghosts==
:''{First time only}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' What the? What's that ghost doing in my picture? And that box wasn't there before! Man, this is seriously giving me the j-j-j-jibblies.
:{{short hr}}
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another ghost in the frame?

==Main Menu==
:''{When opening the menu}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm in the middle of something, The Cheat. ''You'' do it this time.
:''{The Cheat nods.}''

===New Game===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{waves both hands in the air while making The Cheat noises}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{raises one arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}''

===Save/Load===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{proudly raises his right arm in the air while making The Cheat noises}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{nods while making The Cheat noises}''

===Settings===
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{looks up while making confused The Cheat noises}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{moody The Cheat noises}''

===Quit it===
:''{Trogdor pops out from behind the couch, trying to distract Strong Bad and The Cheat.}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{unamused}'' Quit it!

==Map==
===Gel-Arshie's Backstage===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better find a place for the Gel-Arshie game on here, so I know to avoid it.

===Peasantry Inn===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Now I've gotta find a place for the Peasantry Inn on my map.

===Peasantry Forest===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' After all this time I can ''finally'' put Peasantry on my map! But where should it go?

===Stinkoman 20X6===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' It's gonna be a challenge, but there's got to be room for ''Stinkoman 20X6'' somewhere on here.

===Trogdor Machine===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better write down where my Trogdor machine ran off to on my map, so I don't forget.

===Videlectrix Halfathlon===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Hmm, where should I put the Videlectrix Halfathlon on my map?

==Hints==
:''{Before talking to Strong Sad about the Trogdor machine}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Sad must know where the Trogdor machine went. Or at least I can hear him cry about getting beaten up by it. That should be good for a laugh.

:''{Before attempting to open the Trogdor cabinet the first time}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The only way I'm gonna get to play my TROGDOR! game again is to use this case key to open up the cabinet.

:''{Before acquiring the Metal Detector}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I've got to get back to my room. I'm expecting that photo crew from "Filthy Living" magazine to show up any second.

:''{Before recovering Homestar's quarter}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Homestar's so stupid, he's probably standing on his lucky quarter and doesn't realize it.

:''{Before recovering Homestar's phone}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I better call my agent and see how "Dangeresque 3" is doing at the box office. Now where did I put Homestar's cell phone when I stole it?

:''{After calling Videlectrix for the logic board}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' The Videlectrix guys said they'd drop off my package near Bubs' Concession Stand.

:''{Before entering the game cabinet}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pep talking}'' Are you gonna let that dragon walk all over you like that, or are you gonna get inside that video game and take him out?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' I'm still deciding!

:''{Before successfully opening a crate}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Man, I'm dying to know what's inside those crates. Can't you get a crowbar, or find some way to punch 'em open?

:''{After opening one crate, but not the second one}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Yeah, hang on, I'll ask him. Hey, Strong Bad, we need some more snakes in here. Don't ask. Could you just like, pack 'em up in a crate or something and send them to us?

:''{Before obtaining the Light Musket}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' You're gonna need some kind of weapon if you want to kill a big old dragon like Trogdor.
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Man, Marzipan's been throwing those crates around like they're goin' out of style! I wonder where they're all going?

:''{Before entering Peasantry}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey, SB, I hear those guys in that Peasant's Quest game have a lot of XP killing dragons. Just an FYI from the HSR.

:''{While the House of Strong is haunted}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Have you checked your baby brother's room? The ghosts are coming from inside the house!
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Whenever I get too scared, I like to go downstairs and turn on the TV. And then hide under the couch.

:''{After the ghost sprites leave the House of Strong}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Now you know what that Paul Revere guy looks like, solving that code wheel should be no problem! ''{vanishes}''

:''{After gaining Gel-Arshie}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' I'm glad that Gel-Arshie guy is stuck in his own game. I don't like the way his brain is right there, starin' at you, goin' "THINK! THIIINK!" ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before giving The Poopsmith what he wants}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Strong Bad, aren't you supposed to be finding a bunch of grapes or something for the Poopsmith?
:'''STRONG BAD:''' He didn't want grapes, he needed rivets.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Oh, is THAT what those were? I thought it was grapes.

:''{Before the Limozeen Space Machine joins your party}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' When you get the Limozeen Space Machine fixed, make sure he checks the wiper fluid. That's very important! Plus I got a coupon. ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before rescuing Bubs from Marzipan}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' I'm only telling you this 'cuz you're my best friend&mdash;
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{interrupts}'' No I'm not.
:'''HOMESTAR:''' &mdash;but I think Marzipan's on the Total Load. A little broomstick like her shouldn't be able to throw that far. ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before speaking to Strong Sad}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' They say Trogdor's Lair is behind some pass through the mountains. Have you seen anything like that? ''{vanishes}''

:''{While at the Peasantry Inn area but before talking to Strong Sad}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Oh! Oh! I remember this game! Don't you have to talk to the guy who's guarding the path to where Trogdor hides out? ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before going to Stinkoman 20X6}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' I'm just goin' over some of my favorite classic hremails. "Dear Homestar, what would you look like as a Japanese cartoon? And what would it be about?"
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{annoyed}'' Hey, shut up! That's MY sbemail! ''{Homestar vanishes.}''

:''{While inside Stinkoman 20X6}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' This game is too slow, Strong Bad! Faster! FASTER! ''{vanishes}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' Still no sign of that TrogSword, SB, but I'm keepin' an eye out for it! ''{vanishes}''

:''Before talking to the Stinkoman 20X6 enemies}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Being in the video game really makes you appreciate what the level one monsters have to go through. Let's hear it for the level one monsters!
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Hey Strong Bad, which Stinkoman bad guy do you think is the dreamiest? Most days I think it's Postlethwaite, but there's just something about Browntant.

:''{Before completing the stage repairs at Stinkoman 20X6}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up}'' This game's all broken and buggy. They should get somebody in here to fix it. ''{vanishes}''
:{{short hr}}
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{jumping}'' Whee! Whee! Whe- oh, sorry, Strong Bad. I forgot you can't jump.

:''{After the TrogSword has been acquired}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Uh, isn't Trogdor's lair back in Peasantry?

:''{If the player is going through the Hallways of Trogdor's Lair without using party members to defeat enemies}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{pops up, annoyed}'' What a rip-off! What was the point of picking up all that stuff in your inventory if you can't use it in a shootin' game? ''{vanishes}''

:''{Before exposing Ultimate Trogdor's weak spots}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Your weapons aren't working, Strong Bad. Maybe you can give him the creeps until he runs away.

:''{After exposing Ultimate Trogdor's weak spots}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' Trogdor must have more weak spots hidden all over!

:''{After defeating Ultimate Trogdor}''
:'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{half-heartedly}'' We better get out of here before the roof caves in! If only we had a way to unlock that giant lock!

==Cheat Commandos Topplegangers Traction Figures==

===Swampslash===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' No way! It's a limited-edition unreleased Cheat Commandos action figure! I don't believe it. This one is Swampslash, leader of the shady mercenary commando biker gang and book club, the Topplegangers.

===Dryghost===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' Another unreleased Cheat Commandos figure! This one is Dryghost, the Topplegangers' bad-seed second-in-command! And he's still in the package! I'm gonna be SO rich!

===Subtlefuge===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' All right! It's Subtlefuge, easily the manliest and most mysterious of the Topplegangers! And Crackotage's evil twin! Is he a good guy? Is he a bad guy? With that kind of chest hair, does it even matter?

===Fudgeclank===
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excited}'' This... cannot... be happening. It's a brand new figure for Fudgeclank, the Topplegangers' "wild card". They only made like a dozen of these before they had to do a recall for what they referred to as "Irresponsible Causation of Nightmares and Subsequent Wet Beds". I heard that if you combine the packages for all four Topplegangers, it makes the Deluxe Submarine Junkyard Playset! I gotta get back to my room and see if it works!

==Good Graphicketeers Cards==
:''{After obtaining all four}''
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{excited}'' Oh, boy! Now that I've got all four of the Good Graphicketeers cards, I can put them together to form... ''{The cards come together on screen and flip over to their backs to reveal a bigger picture; Strong Bad isn't amused.}'' ...a picture of a stick of gum.

==100% Completion==
:'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{surprised}'' Videlectrix is giving away unlicenced ''me'' shirts? ''{The Strong Bad shirt item appears on screen.}'' I gotta talk to my made-up lawyer about this. ''{The shirt leaves the screen.}'' Would've been cooler if I was wearing a shirt with me on it, and then ''that'' one was wearing a shirt with me on it... ''{speaks in a grittier tone}'' ...and then ''that'' one was wearing a shirt with me on it... ''{mumbles}''

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