Crazy Go Nuts University

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Crazy Go Nuts University
File:CGNU Crest.jpg
Motto The future is you... probably.
Established Unknown
School type Private
Chancellor Unknown
Principal Strong Bad
Enrollment Unknown
Campus surroundings Field and Fence
Sports Teams Crazy Go Nuts Dumples
Mascot The Jolly Dumple
Campus Radio Station 89.3 WSBD-The Voice of CGNU

Crazy Go Nuts University is a university created by Strong Bad. It may be a mockery of Whatsamatta-U, of Rocky and Bullwinkle fame. To attend CGNU, send in the free art test consisting of drawing a guy with a big knife. A diploma from Crazy Go Nuts University will be pretty impressive on your wall, and all your friends will be pretty impressed. The only known room is a prinicpal's office.

"Remember, at Crazy Go Nuts University, the future is... you. Probably."

Courses offered

  • Cheesing People Off
  • Indian-Giving
  • Cutting Ones
  • Doing Some Other Things
  • Home Invasion
  • Cracking Wise
  • World Domination
  • Sending Me a Dollar
  • Total Spaceship Guy
  • TV / VCR Repair

or

  • Get your Degree!

The Golf Club Team

The CGNU Golf club team has a game every day at 6pm. Their fight song lyrics are reprinted here.

Fighting, and sometimes striving,
wondering what the Dumple is.
Excellence, and what is valor?
And the Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club!

C! G! N! . . . U! (me?)

"(See-Gee-IN-YOU!) (me?)"

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