Fruit

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There have been plenty of generic mentions or unusual uses of fruit in the Homestar Runner universe.

Appearances

• Homestarloween Party — Strong Bad wears a fruit hat as part of his Carmen Miranda costume.
• Tis True, Pom Pom, Tis True — When Homestar Runner comes to, he offers a soliloquy about the freshest of any month-old fruit.
• Email mascot — Strong Bad agrees to take the golf club team to get real fruit smoothies because they won the game.
• Sensitive to Bees — Marzipan sings that bees like to fly around and eat your fruit.
• Email colonization — Colonial Homestar declares eggs not to be a fruit.
• Email caffeine — As caffeinated Strong Sad is bothering Coach Z, he brings up fruit salad before the caffeine wears off.
• Some Puppet Stuff — Homestar mentions that he ate a salad of fruit for breakfast.
• Email myths & legends — Strong Bad calls Strong Badia "an idyllic fruit-opia, rich in made-up stories and nottrueities".
• Email alternate universe — Homestar tries to make a real fruit smoothie using Strong Bad's alternate universe portal.
• Weclome Back — One of the lyrics in the Cool Tapes' hit is "Kick it down with our real fruit flavor".
• Email keep cool — One of the chemicals Strong Bad found under the sink was Bleach Juice, which was advertised as containing -4% fruit juice.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 12 — After The Ugly One gets killed, So and So becomes emotional while informing a fruit cup of the news. Cheerleader angrily tells her to stop talking to fruit under the serious circumstances.
• Email winter pool — Coach Z mentions that he had a student in his health class named Red Angelo, whose sister was named "Grape-Flavored Jell-O With Fruit Floatin' In It".
• Email specially marked — "Fruit Smax" is the name of a cereal that Strong Bad recommends. It is the example cereal used while Strong Bad discusses avoiding box tops.
• Place Ya Bets! — Strong Sad has a notebook that mentions "Fruit Dip" on the agenda for the meeting.
• Strong Badia the Free — upon arrival to Marzistar (or possibly Homezipan), Homestar asks Strong Bad, "Do you have any fruit to declare?"
  • Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective — Dangeresque says, "Do you have any fruit to declare?" while threatening to use his nunchuck gun on the sign. The sign provides a bedsheet, which Dangeresque decides is way better than fruit.
• 8-Bit is Enough — Strong Bad has to find his way through Gel-Arshie's Pro Fruitboarder.
• Cornucopia — Strong Bad draws various fruits that the cornucopia holds, before deciding to draw fangs on the cornucopia and saying that it is barfing the fruit.
• Mr. Poofers Must Die — Character 1 offers a sacrificial fruit to appease a beast of the apocalypse.

See also

• Doreauxgard
• Grapes