Subtitles:fools18/en

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<line start="38" end="82" speaker="littlegirl">For the next April Fools' thing, why doesn't it do, like...</line>
<line start="83" end="91" speaker="littlegirl">There's a picnic, and...</line>
<line start="92" end="93">
  <littlegirl>There's a picnic, and...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="94" end="98">
  <littlegirl>...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="99" end="118" speaker="littlegirl">...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</line>
<line start="119" end="128">
  <littlegirl>...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop pop pop pop pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="129" end="130">
  <littlegirl>...and a picnic basket...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop pop pop pop pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="131" end="139" speaker="littlegirl">...and a picnic basket...</line>
<line start="140" end="149">
  <littlegirl>...and a picnic basket...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>vrrrup</sfx>
</line>
<line start="150" end="181" speaker="littlegirl">...and... then Bubs is like...</line>
<line start="182" end="205">
  <littlegirl>Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!</littlegirl>
  <bubs>Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!</bubs>
</line>
<line start="206" end="234" speaker="littlegirl">And then Homestar shows up and says "blah!"</line>
<line start="235" end="239" speaker="homestar"><br />Blah!</line>
<line start="240" end="243">
  <littlegirl>And then Strong Bad shows up and says "blah!"</littlegirl>
  <homestar>Blah!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="244" end="268" speaker="littlegirl">And then Strong Bad shows up and says "blah!"</line>
<line start="269" end="273" speaker="strongbad"><br />Blah!</line>
<line start="274" end="275">
  <littlegirl>And then everybody shows up and says "blah!"</littlegirl>
  <strongbad>Blah!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="276" end="298" speaker="littlegirl">And then everybody shows up and says "blah!"</line>
<line start="299" end="307" volume="1.2" speaker="all">BLAH!</line>
<line start="308" end="348" speaker="littlegirl">And then Bubs is like "I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!"</line>
<line start="349" end="349">
  <littlegirl>And then Bubs is like "I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!"</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="350" end="354">
  <littlegirl>And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="355" end="386" speaker="littlegirl">And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...</line>
<line start="387" end="444" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">...and it loads for, like, one hundred seconds, and then, and then... and...</line>
<line start="448" end="494" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">...and it loads for one hundred seconds...</line>
<line start="497" end="538" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">...and... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="549" end="614" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">...and... and then it's... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="615" end="659" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">And it loads for one hundred seconds...</line>
<line start="663" end="703" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">And then... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="714" end="5092">Subtitles are not yet done. Please check back later.</line>

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