Fan Costumes 2016
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Strong Bad critiques and expresses outrage over this year's obscure and outright lame costumes.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Badman, Portrait-of-a-Catman, Homestar Runner, Anonymous, Homsar, Japanese Culture Greg, Coach Z
Costumes depicted (in order of first appearance): Stiny, Strong Bad, Gunhaver, Bubs, Homestar Runner, Anonymous, Marzipan, Homestar Jr., Modestly Hot Homsar, Japanese Culture Greg, The King of Town, Coach Z
Places: Basement of the Brothers Strong
Date: Friday, November 18, 2016
Running Time: 5:00
Page Title: Gently grasp by the haunches!
Transcript
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{As usual, the toon starts in the basement of the Brothers Strong; the light dims and the projector screen comes down. The first image displayed is a person in a fancy shirt and a face mask, wearing a "Hello my name is STINY" name tag and holding a plastic pastry box.}
STRONG BAD: {as Strong Badman} Stiny! I said get me a danish! That is clearly a coffee cake! Also, watch out for Portrait-of-a-Catman! {As he says this name, a Strong Badman comic book appears, captioned, "Oh my! It's PORTRAIT-OF-A-CATMAN!!"}
PORTRAIT-OF-A-CATMAN: Meow peow! {These words are added to the comic book cover.}
{The next image appears. It shows someone posing dressed as Strong Bad wearing an Ab-Abber T-shirt, and a woman in a brown jacket, a hat, sunglasses, boots, and a The Cheat-patterned skirt, making a finger-gun.}
STRONG BAD: Is that Ab-Abber Strong Bad with limited-edition Gunhavette? {During the next sentence, a Cheat Commandos action figure package appears of Gunhavette: Gunhaver with brown hair added, with the words "Takes No Guff!" under the name.} Oh man, she was only available by mail order until she got recalled, because Cheap As Free Toys mistakenly printed, {the following words appear as a sticker on the package} "Ob'm know. Maybe eat it, kids." on the package. An honest mistake.
{The next image appears. It's a boy dressed in the Bubs costume from Costume Commercial, with a mask, a "BUBS!" apron, and a brown paper bag with CANDY! written on it.}
STRONG BAD: Not a Bubs costume, but a Bubs costume costume. You gotta love those second-and-third generation ideas.
