different town
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| Strong Bad Email #99 |
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Strong Bad describes how he would make his town different, through song.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Poopsmith, Marzipan, The Cheat, Strong Mad, The King of Town, Bubs, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, ABA Basketball Pom Pom, Homsar, Modestly Hot Homsar
Places: Computer Room, The Field, The Stick/Big Ol' Tree, Bubs' Concession Stand, The Athletic Field
Computer: Compy 386
Date: Monday, February 23, 2004
Running Time: 2:54
Page Title: Compy 386!!
DVD: strongbad_email.exe Disc Three, Sbemails' 50 Greatest Hits DVD
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Check your email and check your email. {His voice is looped with another rhythm} Check your email and check your email. {He stops singing and presses Enter.}
Dear Strong Bad,
I just wondering, if you had a chance
to make your town different, what
would you do?
Sincerley
Steven WV
{Strong Bad reads "WV" as "Wolksvagen", and deliberately mispronounces "sincerley" to reflect its misspelling.}
STRONG BAD: Pour hot soup in Homestar's eyes, eh, Steven? That sounds like a pretty good- {He stops typing.} wait... what'd your email say again?
{Strong Bad presses a key, and the email appears again}
STRONG BAD: {mumbling reading sounds} Oh. Oh-ho! Sorry.
{Strong Bad presses a key, and starts the reply again.}
STRONG BAD: Make the town different, eh, Steven? {He breaks into song.} Weeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhllllllll,—
STRONG BAD: {singing} —the Poopsmith, he could talk,
THE POOPSMITH: {in a surprisingly deep voice} Hello!
STRONG BAD: And Marzipan would rock, and The Stick would be this big ol' tree that'd try to eat everyone except The Cheat and me.
STRONG MAD: AND ME!
STRONG BAD: {speaking} We'll see.
{Strong Mad shows a confused expression}
STRONG BAD: {singing} And The King of Town would be underground in a box filled up with peas...
THE KING OF TOWN: I hate peas!
STRONG BAD: I know!
STRONG BAD: {singing} Bubs would give away flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills...
BUBS: Imitation chocolate!
STRONG BAD: And my stupid baby brother would have been born with horns and a tail...
STRONG SAD: {sadly}
