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   <line start="15" end="60" speaker="strongbad">I got an email. I got an awesome email.</line>
   <line start="63" end="109" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad, If you had three wishes, what would the second one be?"</line>
   <line start="111" end="157" speaker="strongbad">"Much Crap, Brandon Hofer, Judson College, Elgin, IL"</line>
   <line start="163" end="186" speaker="strongbad">Geez, I didn't need your freaking life story, man.</line>
   <line start="190" end="242" speaker="strongbad">Augh, that's an easy one Brandon. Horns. No question.</line>
   <line start="245" end="286" speaker="strongbad">I'd wish for a pair of horns. Here, check it out.</line>
   <line start="342" end="361" speaker="strongbad">Look at how great I would look, man.</line>
   <line start="367" end="413" speaker="strongbad">So majestic, yet so wicked awesome.</line>
   <line start="426" end="466" speaker="strongbad">Like I could maybe go on tour with some heavy metal band,</line>
   <line start="468" end="511" speaker="strongbad">and like be their mascot, you know, and come out on stage,</line>
   <line start="512" end="567" speaker="strongbad">and have some type of laser fight with the lead singer and all the fans will go nuts.</line>
   <line start="570" end="595" speaker="strongbad">Oh man, that would be great.</line>
   <line start="602" end="662" speaker="strongbad">Okay you guys, so until next week, it's not required that you sign your email,</line>
   <line start="663" end="725" speaker="strongbad">"Crapfully yours," or, "With a bunch of crap," or, "Crap in the times,"</line>
   <line start="726" end="801" speaker="strongbad">or, "Crap is so great," "Everything is crap," "My middle name is Crapperson."</line>
   <line start="803" end="871" speaker="strongbad">You know, you could just put, "Sincerely"... or, "Yours truly," is another good one.</line>
   <line start="879" end="912" speaker="strongbad">Come on, guys. I'll still read 'em.</line>
   <line start="912" end="925" speaker="thepaper">Preeeeow!</line>
   <line start="956" end="1007" speaker="strongbad">You know these horns kinda look like croissants the way I drew 'em.</line>
   <line start="1016" end="1052" speaker="strongbad">Maybe my third wish will be for a couple of croissants.</line>
   <line start="1058" end="1108" speaker="strongbad">Yeah, like, heated up with some butter melted on the top.</line>
   <line start="1113" end="1121" speaker="strongbad">Mm! I gotta get The Cheat to get me some of those... Some of those... <em>croissants</em>.</line>
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