Arrow'd Guy
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The Man with the Huge Mouth is the tormenter of the members of the Teen Girl Squad. The caption in the Store for the Everybody Everybody Poster refers to this character as "Arrow'd guy." His many professions include an archer, a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, ship captain, and two judges. The ways he has killed the Squad members are as follows:
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 1: In his first appearance, he ARROWED The Ugly One, right after she admitted to having a crush on every boy.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 2: He doesn't actually kill one of the members, but runs over So and So's new boyfriend, No I In Team Boy, with a CHILDREN truck.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 3: He sells The Ugly One three spring rolls loaded with MSG, destroying her stomach lining.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 4: After Cheerleader gets denied by Quarterback, who tells her to get some brains, he CEREBELLUMs her with a giant brain mech.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 5: He's helming a sailboat, the S.S. Inevitable, that SAILING MISHAPs Cheerleader in half.
- Decemberween Teen Girl Squad: He doesn't kill anyone, but is two out of three judges when the girls jump into the lion's mouth. The Ugly One is TWO'D and Cheerleader gets '3 noses?'.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 7: The entire Squad falls into his mouth as they reminisce their pre-K days.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 8: Although he does not explicitly appear, Mrs. So-and-so-erson (So and So's stepmom), who seems to be the Man with the Huge Mouth, yells at the girls and pours "Ranch Dress" on The Ugly One. STEP-MOMMED!!!
Also appears 404ing The Ugly One when a URL is mistyped. It's the same as the Issue #1 attack except The Ugly One says "OW! my browser!", and "ARROWED!!!" is missing. See: 404'd
In HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS!'s Teen Girl Squad Sample, he GOOD DRAWINGED The Wheelchair as fairy.
