Mr. Shmallow (toon)
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Summary
Mr. Shmallow
A 1936 marshmallow commercial. Gives The Homestar Runner nightmares.
Features: Mr. Shmallow, The Two Kids, The Bossman, The Homestar Runner, Sickly Sam (Easter Egg), The Sneak (Easter Egg)
- Page Title: Mr. Shmallow makes good!
Transcript
{The screen displays the words "A Filmed Commercial Advertisement". Then Mr. Shmallow appears on the screen.}
MR. SHMALLOW: Greetings, fallows. I'm Mr. Shmallow. {his name appears on the screen}
{cuts to a bunch of candies on a table}
Have you grown loathe of ordinary confections?
{cuts to a shack labeled "Sugah Shack"}
Has the sugar shack left you out in the cold?
{the shack collapses, crushing The Two Kids}
'(we see two people with jetpacks and the words "Look Lively"}
Look lively at today's go-get-em lifestyle with Fluffy Puffs Air Puffed Sugar Delights!
{The Fluffy Puff box is displayed, then cuts to a pile of sugar being "puffed"}
Each puff is hand puffed using only the finest airs.
{A cartoon cloud is shown blowing air into the sugar, then a turkey and a piece of broccoli are "puffed"}
Air puffing is surely the future of eating delicious foodstuffs.
{cut to a fat, rich-looking man at a desk smiling}
Mr. Bossman wouldn't settle for much less!
{cut to marshmallow roasting over a fire}
Add an open flame to create a flavor taste that will send you to the moon!
{Mr. Shmallow flies up to the moon, which eats him}
THE MOON: Air-puffed sugar delights.
MR. SHMALLOW: {sweating} That's right, the moon. {cleans off his glasses, which have fogged up} Enjoy Fluffy Puffs Air-Puffed Sugar Delights. Hand-puffed at the factory in Neuconsin.
ANNOUNCER: {singing} Fluffy Puffs air-puffed suger delights, hand-puffed at the factory in Neunconsin! {stops singing} {quickly} Fluffy Puffs Air-Puffed Sugar Delights. Hand-puffed at the factory in Neuconsin.
{The camera pulls back to reveal The Homestar Runner watching the commercial.}
MR. SHMALLOW: Look lively. {louder} Look lively! {The Hometar Runner jumps)
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: That monster's going to give me nightmares.
Easter Eggs
- At the end, click on "Air-Puffed Sugar Delights" to see a short video.
- {Sickly Sam is standing next to a bag of Delicious "Bag".}
- SICKLY SAM: This empty bag of Delicious "Bag" will make a fine sock for the colder of my two feet.
- {The Sneak runs up, tears the bag up, and runs away}
- SICKLY SAM: Well folks, you know what that means. {disappears in a puff of smoke}
Fun Facts
- When 1936 Homestar says "That monster's gonna give me nightmares", he's referring to when present Homestar says, "I hate that friggin' marshmellow."
- Near the end, when Mr. Shmallow moves off the screen, the sound he makes is the same sound Homsar makes when he moves.
