HomestarRunner.com: PAY PLUS!
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Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Senor Cardgage, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad's head, Strong Mad ...
Date: April 1, 2005
Page Title: Finally At Last!!!
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Transcript
First Page
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Homestar's Seven Seconds
{Cue Homestar standing in a field. A timer counts up in the bottom right corner of the screen.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: One... two... three... four... fi-
{The timer reaches seven; a buzzer goes off, and the words "TRIAL PERIOD OVER" pop up on the screen.}
Second Page
The Email Show! HomestarRunner.com PAY PLUS! ACCESS TO ALL 230+ STRONG BAD EMAILS! WEBCAM CHAT WITH THE CREATORS OR SOMEONE ELSE! Let's see a clip! SHOW ME MORE, SIR!
Strong Bad "Trap Door" Sample
{Cue Strong Bad sitting in front of his computer, flanked by the Cheat, who is holding a remote control. Homestar is standing in front of Strong Bad.}
STRONG BAD: All right, the Cheat, let 'er rip!
{The Cheat presses the button on the remote. A square hole opens under Homestar's feet. He falls about two feet and stops.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Woo! That was fun!
STRONG BAD: The Cheat, I thought we were opting for the bottomless pit, not a two foot pit!
{Cut to the living room, where Strong Mad sits on the couch with Homestar standing on top of him.}
STRONG MAD: I have a funny hat!!!
Third Page
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Page Four
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Teen Girl Squad Sample
{Cheerleader, So and So, and The Ugly One are standing around. Cheerleader's shirt reads "sperld rott'n".}
CHEERLEADER: That stupid wheelchair kid asked me to the Friday Night Dance! But I'm going with Steven!
{Enter Eh! Steve, wearing a football uniform with the number nine}
CHEERLEADER: {word balloon fills with hearts} Hey, Steven!
EH! STEVE!: Eh! Steve!
{Cut to Wheelchair}
WHEELCHAIR: I'll teach you to steal my date, Eh! Steve! I'm gonna come outta my shell at the Friday Night Dance and show everybody who's who!
{The Man with the Huge Mouth, with fairy wings, a tutu and a wand, enters and changes the Wheelchair into a good drawing of a wheelchair.}
MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: GOOD DRAWINGED!
WHEELCHAIR: I'm a real boy!
{Cut to the "It's Over!" splash screen.}
STRONG BAD: {narrating} It's over!
Page Five
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Page Six
Thank you for your order. You will recieve your package in 6-8 weeks.
Fun Facts
- After the false message about 6 to 8 weeks delivery, the page always directs you to Main Page 19.
- The disk in the Floppy Disk Container on Strong Bad's table reads "hunt the wumpus."
- The screenshots on the first page show:
- The screenshots on the second page show:
- Strong Bad at the Tandy 400 with Sterrance (from animal) in the foreground.
- Strong Bad destroying a city.
- Strong Bad in front of Bubs' Concession Stand, which has gained Bubs' eyes and mouth.
- The third page has:
- A screenshot from StrongBadZone with the quote "A SPLODE IS A LOT".
- The boxes for the Videlectrix games Planet, Alert! and Spaceshipper.
- The sprite of Stinkoman from Stinkoman 20X6.
- A screenshot from RhinoFeeder.
- A screenshot from the Videlectrix game Rabbit Algebra.
External Links
- View "PAY PLUS!"
- View the Flash file for "PAY PLUS!"
- View the component flash files for:
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