Children

From Homestar Runner Wiki

"We need to feed our children so we made this terrible song."

Despite Strong Bad insisting that he is strictly not for children, homestarrunner.com contains many references to children in general. The Sad Kids are actual characters in the Homestar Runner universe.

Appearances

• Original Book — Mike Chapman and Craig Zobel write a parody of books written for children.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 2 — The No I in Team boy gets run over by the "CHILDREN" van.
• Super Brave!! — School children send pictures of Homestar.
• Email personal favorites — Strong Bad remarks on how "his emails are like his childrens".
• Email kids book — Strong Bad 'writes' a book for kids.
• Email for kids — Homsar hosts a children's TV show.
• Email bottom 10 — Limozeen releases an album titled "Feed the Childrens".
• Email alternate universe — Senor Cardgage sings about "[letting] the little childrens go".
• Email secret identity — Strong Bad says that he has children in his secret family in Broiter Grove.
• Trogday '08 — Children join Strong Bad's song.
• Sickly Sam's Big Outing — The first line and the page title both mention "short children".
• Grumblecakes (video) — Strong Bad, speaking about grumblecakes, says "I feeds my kids with em".
• Fall Float Parade — Coach Z says that the Marshie Balloon has got to frighten some children.

See also

• Babies