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  <line start="16" end="72" speaker="strongbad">Ich musste zum Arzt gehen, dass er mir diese Email entfernt. Ah-so fein.</line>
  <line start="72" end="88" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Strong Bad,</line>
  <line start="88" end="152" speaker="strongbad">"Du denkst sicher oft, dass gemein sein lustig ist, aber ich versuche, meinen Kindern beizubringen, dass das nicht in Ordnung ist."</line>
  <line start="152" end="220" speaker="strongbad">"Kannst du etwas übers freundlich sein sagen und aufzeigen, warum gemein sein nicht immer der beste Weg ist?"</line>
  <line start="220" end="240" speaker="strongbad">"Vielen Dank! Der freundliche Vater."</line>
  <line start="240" end="274" speaker="strongbad">Du bittest <em>mich</em> um Nachhilfe beim freundlich sein?</line>
  <line start="274" end="328" speaker="strongbad">Du erwartest von <em>mir</em>, dass ich deinen Memmen von Kindern sage, dass gemein zu sein nicht immer der beste Weg ist?</line>
  <line start="328" end="392" speaker="strongbad">Ich frage mich, welche Juwelen noch in deinem Postausgang liegen.</line> 
  <line start="392" end="401" speaker="sfx">ding</line>
  <line start="401" end="420" speaker="strongbad">"Lieber Hungriger Hai,"</line>
  <line start="420" end="495" speaker="strongbad">"Ich versuche, meinen verwundeten, blutenden Seelöwenbabies beizubringen, dass das Zerfleischen von anderen Tieren nicht immer der beste Weg ist,"</line>
  <line start="495" end="522" speaker="strongbad">"und da habe ich gleich an dich gedacht!"</line>
  <line start="522" end="552" speaker="strongbad">"Dein Kumpel, der freundliche Vater."</line>
  <line start="552" end="570" speaker="strongbad">Und dann gibt es wahrscheinlich noch...</line>
  <line start="570" end="639" speaker="strongbad">"Hey, zweiundvierzigjähriges onlinespielezockendes Mann-Kind, das immer noch bei den Eltern seiner Ex-Frau lebt,"</line>
  <line start="639" end="660" speaker="strongbad">"Ich bin es, der freundliche Vater!"</line>
  <line start="660" end="709" speaker="strongbad">"Die Jungs brauchen eine Lektion in puncto Selbstverantwortlichkeit und Körperhygiene."</line>
  <line start="709" end="768" speaker="strongbad">"Hast du Zeit, zwischen den Goblin Burgbelagerungen vorbeizuschauen? -D.F.D."</line><!--"Goblin Keep Sieges", könnte jemand noch mal eine bessere bzw. korrektere Übersetzung für finden-->
  <line start="768" end="815" speaker="strongbad">Die einzigeThe only time I know of when being mean isn't the best choice</line>
  <line start="815" end="868" speaker="strongbad">is when someone  nearby is holding a really tall ice cream cone.</line> 
  <line start="868" end="925" speaker="strongbad">Hey wow, Homestar. That's a great same-shirt-you-always-wear you have on today.</line>
  <line start="925" end="956" speaker="homestar">Thanks, Strong Bad. Did you want some of my...</line>
  <line start="956" end="983"><homestar>OW!</homestar><sfx>splat</sfx><strongbad>Wahahahaha!</strongbad></line>
  <line start="983" end="1017" speaker="strongbad">Oh, wait. Being mean is the best choice there too.</line>
  <line start="1017" end="1058" speaker="strongbad">Look, this is clearly not a job for me Nice Dad.</line>
  <line start="1058" end="1083" speaker="strongbad">(translation: Uncool Dad)</line>
  <line start="1083" end="1162" speaker="strongbad">When it comes to teaching kids about behavior and choices and various other words from parenting books,</line>
  <line start="1162" end="1196" speaker="strongbad">there's only one place to look for answers,</line>  <line start="1196" end="1222" speaker="strongbad">the Drama Club!</line>
  <line start="1222" end="1237" speaker="kingoftown">Listen up, class.</line>
  <line start="1237" end="1295" speaker="kingoftown">Instead of watching me doze off for the last ten minutes like we usually do,</line>
  <line start="1295" end="1330" speaker="kingoftown">I've got a special treat for you all today.</line>
  <line start="1330" end="1390" speaker="kingoftown">The drama club is going to perform a state-required skit about being nice,</line>
  <line start="1390" end="1425" speaker="kingoftown">so we can avoid losing our accreditation!</line>
  <line start="1426" end="1444" speaker="kingoftown">Now, give it up...</line>
  <line start="1444" end="1494" speaker="kingoftown">for Coach Z's Nicetown Players!</line>
  <line start="1495" end="1507"><sfx>two claps</sfx><strongbad volume="0.8">You suck.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="1508" end="1578" speaker="coachz">Oh, man. What a great pratty. I wonder what kid's house this is.</line>
  <line start="1578" end="1651" speaker="marzipan">I wonder if he likes me. Will I make the team? I wish my parents would stop fighting.</line>
  <line start="1651" end="1685" speaker="strongmad">IS THIS MY CUE?</line>
  <line start="1685" end="1732" speaker="coachz">Hey, Pants Pull-Upper! Nice pulled-up... pants!</line>
  <line start="1732" end="1772" speaker="marzipan"> I shouldn't laugh, but I want to fit in.</line>    <line start="1772" end="1795" speaker="marzipan">Good one, Head Male Cheerleader!</line>
  <line start="1795" end="1809" speaker="strongmad">BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO...</line>
  <line start="1809" end="1873" speaker="coachz">My parents' room is out of town in my car. Wanna go park out?</line>
  <line start="1873" end="1898" speaker="marzipan">But what about that poor nerd?</line>
  <line start="1898" end="1924" speaker="coachz">Ah, who cares about...</line>
  <line start="1924" end="1953"><strongmad sfx="sfx">angry grunt</strongmad><marzipan sfx="sfx">scream</marzipan></line>
  <line start="1965" end="1986"><coachz volume="0.7">Ow... aaah...</coachz><strongmad sfx="sfx" volume="0.7">laugh</strongmad></line>
  <line start="1986" end="2045" speaker="marzipan">This is why be'sing mean is not always the best choice.</line>
  <line start="2045" end="2078"><coachz>Drap it!</coachz><sfx>rap beat</sfx></line>
  <line start="2078" end="2111" speaker="coachz">Now being mean ain't the greatest choice!</line>
  <line start="2111" end="2138"><coachz>My name's Coach Z and I—</coachz><kingoftown>Aaaand we've run out of time.</kingoftown></line>
  <line start="2138" end="2150"><strongbad volume="0.8">You suck.</strongbad></line>
  <line start="2150" end="2178" speaker="strongbad">See how lame that was Nice Dad?</line>
  <line start="2178" end="2264" speaker="strongbad">I'm sure your kids could learn all sorts of crap-kicked-out-of-them lessons from superbly acted dramatizations like that.</line>
  <line start="2264" end="2287" speaker="strongbad">But don't take it from me,</line>
  <line start="2287" end="2344" speaker="strongbad">let's hear from our resident parenting expert, Hungry Shark.</line>
  <line start="2344" end="2403" speaker="other">Sometimes the taste of blood in the water is just so sweet, makes me wanna...</line>
  <line start="2403" end="2444" speaker="other">I just gon... uh, I'm gonna eat your kids.</line>
  <line start="2444" end="2477" speaker="newpaper">shuffling noises</line>
  <line start="2479" end="2520"><coachz>Drap it!</coachz><sfx>rap beat</sfx></line>
  <line start="2520" end="2553" speaker="coachz">Now being mean ain't the greatest choice!</line>
  <line start="2553" end="2586" speaker="coachz">My name's Coach Z and I like to get noice!</line>
  <line start="2586" end="2610" speaker="coachz">If you don't believe me, listen to my voice;</line>
  <line start="2610" end="2654" speaker="coachz">I'll tell ya why being nice is the greatest choice! </line>
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