Senor Cardgage Mortgage

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This article is about the mortgage company. For the short, see Senor Mortgage.

Senor Cardgage Mort-gage, as its name suggests, is some kind of mortgage company run by Senor Cardgage. It has been used by the Visor Robot. A Balding Man has been used in the company's commercials and might be a mascot of some kind.

Services

• Helping you buy a home or something
• Helping you get a leg up on the pile
• Refinancing dreams
• Low rates
• Percent signs
• I dunno...
• Home Lawn
• Escrow
• Refinancin'
• Free Canceltations
• Consolidating Lives Into Tiny Boxes

Contact Information

• Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY

Your call will be transfered to one of many handsome talking experts.