Marzipan and The Cheat's Relationship

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Although Marzipan is officially the girlfriend of Homestar Runner, she has occassionally expressed interest in The Cheat. The Cheat also expresses interest in her.

References to their Relationship

• The Cheat Theme Song — One line turns the original winning phrase from Homestar Talker into "Who's making out with Marzipan? The Cheat. The Cheat."
• A Decemberween Pageant — In one scene that appears to parody old romantic movies, Marzipan as an angel must bid farewell to The Cheat as The Popular Vote.
• Email marzipan — The Cheat makes Marzipan a music video of herself.
• Email mile — Powered by the Cheat Marzipan has a thought balloon reading "I ♥ that Cheat."
• Happy Fireworks — Cardboard Marzipan asks The Cheat if he wants to go on a "secret hot date" after his head explodes.
• Email do over — An Easter egg shows Marzipan with The Cheat dressed as Homestar and covered in lipstick kisses.
• Cool Things — The Cheat joins Marzipan's band called Cool Tapes along with Strong Mad.
  • The band later makes an appearance in Weclome Back.
• Date Nite — Marzipan and The Cheat go on a "hot date" to Marshmallow's L'est Stand and a stone bridge, which ends slightly unhappily as The Cheat reveals he has been declawed.