User:Bigscarymike

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Who I Is

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YIKES This user is over 40 years old.

This user uses Windows but isn't exactly thrilled about it.

400 This user is an expert on the IBM System i.

This user lives in Illinois.

This user still has his old TRS-80 Model 4 computer, which is even older than Strong Bad's Tandy 400.

This user commands about as much respect as Homsar.

This user's favorite Chapman is Missy 'cause she is HOT.

This user hopes Mike doesn't get pissed at him for lusting after his wife.

This user loves Old-Timey Toons because he is also old.

This user loves Powered by The Cheat Toons because of Mike Chapman's voice work.

This user plays keyboards like The Chekt but not as well.

This user hates that fweakin' marshmallow.

This user owns a Trogdor polo shirt.

This user owns a Teen Girl Squad tote bag but is never seen in public with it.

This user owns Sets 1 and 2 of the Collectible Figurines. Homsar adorns his monitor.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 1.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 2.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user is BROKE.

Howdy! BigScaryMike here. It's a silly name I use in games, and I had to shorten it to "ScaryMike" when I got my Nintendo DS. Anyway, Mike is indeed my name, and I'm a computer tech in the Chicago area. I also do voiceover work and write and record music, but that's mostly for fun. I was born in 1964 (which makes me...let's see...old). But, believe it or not, I was introduced to Homestar Runner by a boss of mine who was older than me. So, remember, you young whippersnappers! Homestar Runner isn't just for you! Now get off my lawn!

I also have a website called Mike's Circular File where I write stuff.

Why I Here

I think Homestar Runner is about the most entertaining thing on the web aside from porn. The HRWiki is an amazing repository of information and a tremendous resource for HR fans. It's the least I can do to help keep it up!