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   <line start="15" end="42" speaker="strongbad">Come on guys! Get your heads in the game.</line>
   <line start="52" end="66" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strong Bad,"</line>
   <line start="71" end="107" speaker="strongbad">Ahh. Never get tired of how that sounds.</line>
   <line start="113" end="153" speaker="strongbad">"Right now I am putting off writing a paper for my English class."</line>
   <line start="156" end="232" speaker="strongbad">"Can you write my Englilish paper for me? I don't even care if it's good or not, I just don't want to do it."</line>
   <line start="238" end="264" speaker="strongbad">"Kyle Smith, Manhattan, Kansas"</line>
   <line start="265" end="345" speaker="strongbad">Umm... I don't really think you need to worry about it being any good if you write it, Kyle. But I'll take a crack at it.</line>
   <line start="350" end="373" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">So let's start out with the title page.</line>
   <line start="380" end="433" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"A Well Thought-Out Englilsh Paper" by Kyle Smith.</line>
   <line start="442" end="477" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">You know, it couldn't hurt to soup up your name a little bit, Kyle.</line>
   <line start="479" end="548" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Y'know, like throw a cool nickname in there, like Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Smith.</line>
   <line start="553" end="601" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh, yeah! That right there will get you five to ten extra credit points easy.</line>
   <line start="605" end="628" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then you move into the introduction.</line>
   <line start="633" end="686" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Chances are, this is all your teacher's gonna read before they give you a grade, so...</line>
   <line start="690" end="720" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">that's why the cool nickname is so important.</line>
   <line start="729" end="765" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">"The Yellow Dart." I'm awesome.</line>
   <line start="770" end="810" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Then you got the body, which is-a my personal favorite...</line>
   <line start="811" end="841" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, Strong Bad! I'm inside your house.</line>
   <line start="842" end="879" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Oh. That sucks. What can I do for ya?</line>
   <line start="880" end="911" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Can I have the rest of this breakfast burrito?</line>
   <line start="912" end="938" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I guess. What do you want it for?</line>
   <line start="941" end="997" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Umm... I'm gonna try and sell it at some type of online auction.</line>
   <line start="1000" end="1020" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Hey, do whatcha gotta do.</line>
   <line start="1026" end="1065" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Look, I'm busy writing a paper for my man "The Yellow Dart" over here.</line>
   <line start="1066" end="1077" speaker="homestar" voiceover="voiceover">Okay bye!</line>
   <line start="1079" end="1128" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Uh, you won't get more than three-fifty for it! Believe me, I've tried.</line>
   <line start="1133" end="1158" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Okay, so I think we're just about done.</line>
   <line start="1163" end="1197" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">We just need to apply a little double-space action...</line>
   <line start="1209" end="1252" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">or, uh... maybe a little triple-space action...</line>
   <line start="1259" end="1314" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">then I'd beef it up with some random diagrams... That can't hurt.</line>
   <line start="1322" end="1350" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">I think it's pretty good as-is, but, uh...</line>
   <line start="1354" end="1410" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">couldn't hurt to throw a little cash in there to uh... seal the deal.</line>
   <line start="1414" end="1445" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">All right The Yellow Dart, you owe me, man.</line>
   <line start="1450" end="1500" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Can't nobody say Strong Bad never did nothing for the peoples.</line>
   <line start="1504" end="1553" speaker="strongbad" voiceover="voiceover">Now it is my intention to sit down and play video games for several hours.</line>
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