User:The Chort

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Introduction

Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was first bitten by the H*R bug, when I decided to search for more infomation about this guy named Trogdor. (You see, I had been linked to some of the games at Homestarrunner.com, such as TROGDOR!, and Peasant's Quest, but I never bothered to explore the rest of the site. Yes, I was very stupid.) Anyway, I did a quick Google search for Trogdor and BAM! I was watching SBEmail #51, dragon. Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was a secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

Why "The Chort"?

Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that Coach Z always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in Where's The Cheat?, mascot, crazy cartoon, impression, and rampage. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.

{More crap to come!}