User:Thesmokingmonkey

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The Smoking Monkey

Overcome with malaise and a general sense of ennui that he picked up as head of the Louve's Département D'Étude De Primat, the Smoking Monkey was full of despair. He turned to cigarettes and beer, as he usually did, but these only served to cast him further into darkness.

Then, his friend Yves-Roland told him something wonderful.

"Avez-vous essayé le coureur de Homestar?" Yves wanted to know.

"Mais non," said the Smoking Monkey, putting out his cigarette on a half-eaten croissant.

"Alors vous devez voir!" announced Yves, and together they journeyed to an internet cafe.

There, the Smoking Monkey spent the rest of the day and all of the next watching every single Homestar Runner cartoon - twice.

These days, when not sleeping at work, the Smoking Monkey fantasizes about new Homestar adventures and dreams of the day he, too, can venture to Free County USA, and have some Grumblecakes. For truly, the Smoking Monkey is a thief and a liar.

FAVORITE CHARACTER: The King of Town

FAVORITE TOON: crazy cartoon

OFTEN HEARD REMARKING:"They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"