Happy Fireworks
From Homestar Runner Wiki
Cast (in order of appearance): Bubs, Coach Z, Homestar Runner, Cardboard Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat
Places: The Field
Date: July 4, 2005
Running Time: 1:46
Page Title: Fuh-lamable!
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Transcript
{Coach Z and Bubs are sitting next to each other in chairs at dusk, waiting for some fireworks to start.}
COACH Z: So, I tell ya, I once shoved an M-80 up my nose just to impress the ladytypes.
BUBS: Aw, that's nothin'. I once ate a whole bowl of M-200's in my family reunioun.
COACH Z: Oh, yeah, well I married an M-300-
BUBS: ...They don't make a 300!
COACH Z: Oh... 250?
BUBS: No.
COACH Z: Elephant?
BUBS: UP BUP BUP BUP!
{Homestar comes in with a cardboard Marzipan.}
HOMESTAR: Hey guys! Happy Fireworks!
HOMESTAR: {As cardboard Marzipan} Homestar, that's not what the holiday's called.
BUBS: Marzipan's still out of town for the summer, eh Homestar?
HOMESTAR: No, whut're ya talking about?
HOMESTAR: {As cardboard Marzipan} Yes, I'm still out of town, Bubs, you gorgeous hunk of man.
BUBS: {blushing} Why thank you, Cardboard Marzipan.
COACH Z: Hey! Cardboard Marzi! You uh, wanna get in on some a this action?
HOMESTAR: {As Cardboard Marzipan} No, you're disgusting.
BUBS: What's takin' these fireworks guys so long anyways? I got peoples to rip off!
(screen now shows Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and the Cheat. Cans of gas and WB-46 are around them)
STRONG BAD: Ugh, I don't know what I was thinking when I agreed to let you make your homemade fireworks, Strong Mad.
(shows batteries and matches taped together)
STRONG MAD: OOH-AH! OOH-AH!
STRONG BAD: We'll get to the oohing and ahing in a bit. But first, we have to go straight to plan G!
(shows The Cheat with "plan g" painted on him)
THE CHEAT: (sadly) Meh.
(Strong Mad grabs The Cheat and starts shaking him. The Cheat is making noises)
STRONG BAD: Wait for it...Wait for it.
(The Cheat's noises get louder)
STRONG BAD: And pull!
(Strong Mad throws the Cheat above him)
THE CHEAT: Meeeeeeeeeehhhhh!
(The Cheat is flying in the sky. Eventually, Cheat-shaped fireworks appear. Cut back to Homestar, Bubs, and Coach Z)
HOMESTAR, BUBS, AND COACH Z: Oooooh. Ahhhhhh.
COACH Z: It's dazzle-mazing!
HOMESTAR: {As cardboard Marzipan} I think fireworks promote violence.
HOMESTAR: Shut up, Marzipan.
(a firework explodes and shows "Happy Fireworks!" The Cheat crashes into the ground. Cardboard Marzipan shows up)
HOMESTAR: {as cardboard Marzipan} Oh, the Cheat, are you okay? Do you want to go out on a secret hot date?
Fun Facts
Inside References
- This is another instance of The Cheat's Head Exploding.
- Homestar's drawing of Marzipan looks similar to the Cheat's drawing of her in mile.
- The "Not So Cold One" is from property of ones.
External Links
watch "Happy Fireworks"
view the Flash File for "Happy Fireworks"
