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<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?> <transcript xml:lang="en-us" file="sbemailiarized.swf" width="550" height="400"> <line start="16" end="30"><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="31" end="50"><strongbad>Never mind new sbemails!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="51" end="63"><strongbad>It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="64" end="86"><strongbad>It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment!</strongbad><sfx>series of notes</sfx><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="87" end="112"><sfx>series of notes</sfx><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="113" end="136"><strongbad>Hi. Yeah, it's Strong Bad.</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="137" end="188"><strongbad>This-a one time people ask me, "What separates the men from the boys?</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="189" end="211"><strongbad>"The wheat from the chaff?</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="212" end="245"><strongbad>"The sbemails from the other cartoons?"</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="246" end="273"><strongbad>And I told them: "Not all that much!"</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="274" end="294"><other voiceover="yes">Oooh!</other><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="295" end="351"><strongbad>Watch as I sbemailiarize myself with this classic cartoon!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="352" end="356" speaker="sfx">static</line> <line start="357" end="371" speaker="strongbad">"Dear Strongbad,</line> <line start="372" end="394" speaker="strongbad">"Coach Z talks real funny.</line> <line start="395" end="419" speaker="strongbad">"Jimty, St. Pod"</line> <line start="420" end="447" speaker="strongbad">Jimty? That's a weird name!</line> <line start="448" end="470" speaker="strongbad">And you misspelled funny.</line> <line start="471" end="491" speaker="strongbad">Let's cut to Coach Z!</line> <line start="492" end="537" speaker="coachz">I uh, I say you did a great <em>jorb</em> out there.</line> <line start="538" end="577" speaker="strongbad">I cam'b deven umberstand wum that guy's sane!</line> <line start="578" end="590" speaker="strongbad">Zee you nezz dime!</line> <line start="591" end="593"><strongbad>Zee you nezz dime!</strongbad><thepaper>Preeow!</thepaper></line> <line start="594" end="600" speaker="thepaper">Preeow!</line> <line start="601" end="605" speaker="sfx">static</line> <line start="606" end="655" speaker="strongbad">See? I turned that old cra<!--sic-->toon into a Strong Bad Email!</line> <line start="656" end="690"><strongbad>The secret is this: We take a classic cartoon,</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="691" end="698"><strongbad>The secret is this: We take a classic cartoon,</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx><sfx>thud!</sfx></line> <line start="699" end="701"><strongbad voiceover="yes">and bookend it with my snarky wagglehead and an old computer!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="702" end="706"><strongbad voiceover="yes">and bookend it with my snarky wagglehead and an old computer!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx><sfx>ding!</sfx></line> <line start="707" end="747"><strongbad voiceover="yes">and bookend it with my snarky wagglehead and an old computer!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="748" end="777"><strongbad>It's not a rerun <em>or</em> a copout!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="778" end="783"><strongbad>It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="784" end="813"><strongbad>It's Sbemailiarized Entertainment!</strongbad><sfx>series of notes</sfx><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="814" end="838"><sfx>series of notes</sfx><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="839" end="887"><mike>I can safely say: this is the future of Strong Bad Emails!</mike><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="888" end="908"><mike>I can't wait to stop working<span style="visibility:hidden">—start working on <em>them!</em></span></mike><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="909" end="927"><mike>I can't wait to stop working—start working on <em>them!</em></mike><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="928" end="955"><matt><em>(very angrily)</em> This is <em>the</em> worst idea you've—</matt><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="956" end="960"><sfx>blip</sfx><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="961" end="988"><strongbad>Remember the one with that whale thing?</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="989" end="1012"><strongbad>That crap made no sense, right?</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="1013" end="1060"><strongbad>Well, that's because <em>I</em> wasn't there to tell you why things were funny!</strongbad><sfx volume="0.8">music</sfx></line> <line start="1061" end="2313" speaker="other">We are currently working on the subtitles. 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