Biscuitdoughhandsman

From Homestar Runner Wiki

Biscut Dough Hands Man is a drawing Bubs made when he acted as sketch artist for The King of Town, who was trying to describe who had stolen his crown. From The King of Town's description, he has a head like a big old round old red old nasty old egg, and hands like biscuit dough. Coach Z is henceforth determined to catch him.

He's also apparently the next target of Strong Bad's hard-hitting, buffalo-style journalism in the SB email interview.