Cold One

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The Cold One motto

Cold Ones are a type of root beer known as "Strong Beer" that is very popular in Free Country, USA.


Property of Ones

Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:

  • o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
  • n is a value equivalent to the base Oneness of a One
  • c is the temperature of the One.

o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)

Types Of Ones

  • Cold Ones - Preferred by Strong Bad
  • Cool Ones - A nice alternative on spring nights
  • Xtra Cold Ones - A step up from Cold Ones
  • Not So Cold - Enjoyed by Coach Z at least 90 degrees
  • Room Temp-a-Ture Ones - Foreign brand brewed in Foreign Lands
  • Warm Ones - Foreign brand straight from the oven
  • Cold None - Not to be wished on anyone
Not So Cold One
Warm One
Room Temp-a-Ture One
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