User:2Fast2Furious

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• Real Name: Cedric James Lessig
• Date of Birth: November 2, 1983
• Age: 25
• Where I Live: Sinking Spring, PA

My younger sister (Carolyn) discovered he Homestar Runner website in 2003, and she was the first one in my family to find it. Then, I liked that site so much that I wanted to go on it, too. I even know all the main characters: Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, The King of Town, Strong Mad, The Poopsmith, Pom Pom, Coach Z, Bubs, and the surreal Homsar. I know many other characters, too.

Speaking of Senor Cardgage, I had no idea who he was when the e-mail "kind of cool" debuted. Then, when I saw the later short "Senor Mortgage", I realized that he was the guy Strong Bad described in "kind of cool". Strong Sad clearly says, "Uh, excardon me, but none of that stuff is cool, Strong Bad. You basically described that creep Señor Cardgage that lived down the street from us when we were little." I didn't quite get that, though. I finally did get it after watching the short. No one really listens to Strong Sad anyway, and previously, Strong Bad referred to that character as "Creepy Comb-Over Story Strong Bad".

Anyway, my favorite character is Strong Bad. Senor Cardgage is cool, too (creepy, but cool). My favorite email is "death metal".