Strumstar Hammer

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Strumstar Hammer is a revised version of the Original Book, made by Strong Bad in the email "kids' book." Its name comes from the page title of all the pages.

Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Mr. Bland, The Robot (storybook), Señor, The Announcer, The Grape Fairie

Contents 1 The Story 2 Fun Facts 2.1 Trivia 2.2 Remarks 2.3 Goofs 2.4 Inside References 2.5 Real-World References 3 External Links

The Story

Original Book Page	Strong Bad's Changes	Text
	Shot puts have been drawn around Homestar, with a few embedded in his skin with blood surrounding. Scratches have been drawn on his face and shirt.	Everybody loves throws shot-puts at The Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete bleeding pretty bad.
	A large snakelike creature has been drawn behind Homestar, so that he appears to be standing in its mouth.	One day his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. some kind of eyeless fish-beast. He said okay.
	A puddle of liquid has been drawn beneath Homestar's right leg, and the dumbell Homestar had lifted has been edited into an old-fashioned automobile. Pom Pom's dumbells are now sportscars, with the text "brreeeow!" and "vroom!" next to them.	The Homestar Runner agr peed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. wandered into a nest of flying cars.
	Strong Bad is now beating Homestar with a bat. The text "WACK! WACK! WACK!" has been added above Homestar. Pom Pom has been scribbled over, and the words "milks meat" have been drawn over his left arm.	On the way to the contest, another competitor, Mr. Supreme aka Strong Bad, made fun milks meat of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!"
	A door with a plug, two springs, and various nuts and bolts coming out of it has been drawn on the Robot's chest.	The contestants: guys you don't see anymore: Mr. Bland; The Robot (last year's winner); Señor
	A sunbeam is now shining down on Strong Bad.	Pom-Pom ronnie; the sun shines on Strong Bad; The Homestar Runner edgardo
	A washing machine has been drawn falling on the Announcer, and a missile is now flying towards the Grape Fairie.	Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with 20 grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes wins. blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
	The text "ZZRP!" has been drawn over the Grape Faerie, and a ray of energy is now shooting at the grapes.	The Grape Fairie granted each of them turned the original line-up of the beatles into twenty grapes. watch out PETE BEST!!
	Movement lines have been drawn over the pile of grapes.	Mr. Bland did not hold up. HAHAHAHA!!! Lookit em get all squished!
	No change.	The Grape Fairie added another grape. silhouetted everybody and put tiny, inverse suns on top of them.
	No change.	Señor was NOT the strongest man in the world. this blue guy died.
	A "FINISH" banner has been drawn above The Cheat, who is breaking through a finish line.	Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. the cheat got the world record in the 50 yard dash.
	Pom Pom is now wearing a shirt with the word "dork" on it. Homestar's shirt now reads "dump".	There were only three contestants green rectangles left. Another grape was added. Pom pom put his dork shirt on, Homestar his dump.
	"Majesty" lines have been drawn around Strong Bad and The Cheat.	Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. cool. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that give $1.38 to the CHEAT!
	The word "NO!" has been drawn over Homestar.	The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly.
	No change.	Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. decided on his own free will to sleep underneath his pile of grapes. it was a restful sleep.
	The trophy has been edited to resemble a toilet, and a roll of toilet paper has been drawn off to its right.	Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, and Pom-Pom shared the trophy. lifted a comode.

Fun Facts

Trivia

• "Strong Bad did a jig while holding all the grapes and The Cheat learned to fly" was mentioned in a Quote of the Week, in which the quote is actually spoken by Strong Bad (from the DVD Easter egg for the email kids' book).

Remarks

• Strong Bad says that he made "milk's meat" out of Homestar and Pom-Pom, but he probably means "mince meat."

Goofs

• Strong Bad spells the word "comode"; the proper spelling is "commode."

Inside References

• In The House That Gave Sucky Treats, if you give Strong Bad the Marshmallow Bunny, he will show you his "People I gotta egg today list," which among other names contains the name "Ronnie Pudding."

Real-World References

• Strong Bad mentions the "original line-up of The Beatles," plus "Watch out PETE BEST!" Pete Best was the original drummer for The Beatles, replaced early on by Ringo Starr.

External Links

• view Strumstar Hammer
• watch the email where it came from, "kids' book"
• view the Flash file of the email where it came from, "kids' book"
• view the original Homestar Runner story