User:2Fast2Furious

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I am a male. My name is Cedric James Lessig. My birth date is November 2, 1983. I am 22. My sister (Carolyn) discovered the Homestar Runner website in 2003, and she was the first one in my family to find it. Then, I liked that site so much that I wanted to go on it, too. I even know all the main characters: Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Marzipan, Strong Sad, The King of Town, Strong Mad, The Poopsmith, Pom Pom, Coach Z, Bubs, and the surreal Homsar. I know many other characters, too.

Speaking of Senor Cardgage, I had no idea who he was when the e-mail kind of cool debuted. Then, when I saw the later short Senor Mortgage, I realized that he was the guy Strong Bad described in kind of cool. Strong Sad clearly says, "Uh, excardon me, but none of that stuff is cool, Strong Bad. You basically described that creep Señor Cardgage that lived down the street from us when we were little." I didn't quite get that, though. I finally did get it after watching the short. No one really listens to Strong Sad anyway, and previously, that character was described as Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad.