WIPE!

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'''WIPE!''' is a brand of paper towels featured in the [[Cheat Commandos]] toon [[Shopping for Danger]]. They are one of the many products sold at [[Price Style]]. [[Blue Laser Commander]] is seen holding three rolls of WIPE!, which he presumably purchases after the Cheat Commandos leave the store. They later use them (combined with [[Grout Clean'r]]) to clean up mildew, which is the apparent reason they can't crush the Cheat Commandos. In the [[Shopping for Danger#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] of that toon, [[Matt Chapman]] jokingly remarks that they're "not for the kitchen use. They're for desperate times."
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'''Paper towels''' exorbitantly absorbent, and used for cleaning up big messes.
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== Appearances ==
== Appearances ==
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*'''Debut:''' [[Shopping For Danger]] — [[Blue Laser]] goes shopping at [[Price Style]] to purchase [[WIPE!]] brand paper towels. [[Blue Laser Commander]] is seen holding three rolls of WIPE!, which he presumably purchases after the Cheat Commandos leave the store. They later use them (combined with [[Grout Clean'r]]) to clean up mildew, which is the apparent reason they can't crush the Cheat Commandos. In the [[Shopping for Danger#Commentary Transcript|DVD commentary]] of that toon, [[Matt Chapman]] jokingly remarks that they're "not for the kitchen use. They're for desperate times."
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*'''Debut:''' [[Shopping for Danger]]
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*Paper towel tubes have been used in the construction of [[The Proud Anselmo]] in [[space program]] and the [[USS Flirtini]] in [[Date Nite]].
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*Email [[bottom 10]] — At the end of the e-mail, Strong Bad asks Simone to bring some paper towels to help him clean his own [[puke]] off the keyboard.
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*Email [[licensed]] — [[Biscuitdoughhandsman]] licenses his likeness to use on paper towel rolls.
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*[[Hremails]] — The automated response that came from e-mailing DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com address was "Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!"
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*[[Decemberween Dangeresque]] — [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] insists that [[Hot Jones]] is always placed on the shelf between the paper towels and the black [[beans]].
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==See Also==
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*[[Towels]]
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*[[Napkins]]
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[[Category:Items]][[Category:Activity running gags]][[Category:Object running gags]][[Category:Products]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]
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[[Category:Products]][[Category:Cheat Commandos]]

Revision as of 06:27, 29 December 2019

"They're for desperate times."

WIPE! is a brand of paper towels featured in the Cheat Commandos toon Shopping for Danger. They are one of the many products sold at Price Style. Blue Laser Commander is seen holding three rolls of WIPE!, which he presumably purchases after the Cheat Commandos leave the store. They later use them (combined with Grout Clean'r) to clean up mildew, which is the apparent reason they can't crush the Cheat Commandos. In the DVD commentary of that toon, Matt Chapman jokingly remarks that they're "not for the kitchen use. They're for desperate times."

Appearances

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