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== WELCOME TO THE SANDBOX ==
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=If I Were An Eldritch Man=
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==Transcript==
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{walks up}'' Oh, hey, Strong Bad. Guess what I've got here.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' So we're just going right into it? No segues?
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==War... War never changes==
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Nah, I think they've waited long enough. Not beating around the bush this week.
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And in Vault 101, hair is a privilege... not a right.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' All right, so whatcha got? Aside from my old lines.
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Toon! Game! Download! E-mail!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I got a new pet! My very own Slenderm'n! ''{pulls out a strange miniature Homestar in a black suit, without any eyes or a hat. It immediately begins gumming Homestar's leg.}'' Aw, look at that little guy go.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{obvious distress}'' Wait. Your new pet is some kind of eldritch abomination, that no one really understands the motives or even origin of??
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That's-a wonderful!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sure is.
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AK PURELY BY SA... TS OF IT.
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{immediately switches to delighted}'' That's awesome! I still keep Yog-Sothoth under Strong Sad's bed myself.
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HrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWiki
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''{as they talk, Strong Sad runs by in the background, deeply agitated. The other three characters watch him run by, backs to the camera}''
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Added by [[User:Whomever|Whomever]] in revision 777777
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'''STRONG SAD:''' The eyes! The eyes! The dead are watching me! ''{runs off-screen}''
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==Sbemails' 50 More Great Hits==
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{yelling after him}'' Yeah, and the mothers are watching you!
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<table>
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{begins dancing}'' Be careful in all that you do~
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<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
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*2. [[homsar]]
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Don't beat the reference into the ground, man.
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*7. [[halloweener]]
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*22. [[sbemail22]]
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*25. [[super powers]]
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*33. [[gimmicks]]
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*40. [[vacation]]
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*46. [[your friends]]
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*48. [[ghosts]]
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*50. [[50 emails]]
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*51. [[website]]
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*59. [[marzipan]]
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*62. [[interview]]
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*64. [[english paper]]
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*70. [[big white face]]
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*71. [[2 emails]]
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*75. [[funny]]
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*76. [[sibbie]]
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*82. [[impression]]
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*85. [[2 years]]
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*89. [[local news]]
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*90. [[colonisation]]
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*92. [[kind of cool]]
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*97. [[monument]]
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*103. [[haircut]]
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*119. [[animal]]
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*123. [[origins]]
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*125. [[rock opera]]
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*127. [[long pants]]
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*129. [[garage sale]]
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*130. [[do over]]
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*132. [[modelling]]
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*135. [[lady...ing]]
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*140. [[highschool]]
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*142. [[secret identity]]
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*146. [[pop-up]]
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*148. [[disconnected]]
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*149. [[candy product]]
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*151. [[senior prom]]
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*159. [[retirement]]
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*163. [[what i want]]
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*166. [[unnatural]]
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*173. [[the paper]]
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*176. [[hygiene]]
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*183. [[yes wrestling]]
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*189. [[pet show]]
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*190. [[licensed]]
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*194. [[specially marked]]
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*195. [[love poems]]
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*197. [[your edge]]
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</autocolumn>
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</table>
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==Sbemails' Even More Great Hits==
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sorry, Strong Bad. But you know what eldritch abomination you ''really'' have to watch out for around here?
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<table>
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<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
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*4. [[homestar hair]]
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'''STRONG BAD:''' There's that lack of segues again.
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*6. [[depressio]]
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*12. [[credit card]]
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*23. [[little animal]]
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*24. [[the bird]]
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*28. [[1 step ahead]]
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*34. [[weird dream]]
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*37. [[dullard]]
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*38. [[helium]]
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*44. [[lures and jigs]]
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*52. [[island]]
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*55. [[cheat talk]]
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*63. [[fingers]]
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*65. [[unused emails]]
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*66. [[the show]]
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*73. [[mascot]]
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*74. [[privileges]]
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*77. [[suntan]]
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*81. [[date]]
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*83. [[labor day]]
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*86. [[no loafing]]
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*88. [[couch patch]]
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*95. [[the bet]]
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*96. [[lackey]]
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*98. [[stupid stuff]]
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*108. [[pom pom]]
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*111. [[other days]]
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*114. [[the facts]]
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*115. [[time capsule]]
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*121. [[part-time job]]
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*124. [[secret recipes]]
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*128. [[rampage]]
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*134. [[record book]]
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*137. [[bedtime story]]
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*139. [[portrait]]
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*144. [[narrator]]
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*153. [[redesign]]
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*154. [[keep cool]]
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*158. [[cliffhangers]]
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*160. [[colouring]]
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*162. [[the chair]]
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*164. [[looking old]]
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*165. [[strong badathlon]]
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*169. [[from work]]
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*170. [[rough copy]]
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*172. [[more armies]]
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*174. [[mini-golf]]
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*175. [[concert]]
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*177. [[original]]
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*187. [[winter pool]]
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</autocolumn>
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</table>
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==And The Rest of Sbemails' Hits!==
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Sure is!
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<table>
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<autocolumn cols="3" width="33%">
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*3. [[butt iq]]
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''{the camera whip-pans over to Homsar}''
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*5. [[making out]]
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*8. [[brianrietta]]
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*11. [[i rule]]
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*13. [[i she be]]
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*14. [[duck pond]]
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*15. [[the basics]]
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*17. [[studying]]
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*18. [[stand-up]]
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*19. [[tape-leg]]
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*20. [[spring cleaning]]
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*21. [[cartoon]]
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*27. [[3 wishes]]
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*30. [[12:00]]
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*31. [[sugarbob]]
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*32. [[flag day]]
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*39. [[property of ones]]
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*43. [[little questions]]
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*47. [[new hands]]
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*49. [[theme party]]
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*54. [[morning routine]]
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*56. [[current status]]
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*60. [[huttah]]
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*67. [[autobiography]]
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*78. [[anything]]
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*79. [[the process]]
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*101. [[car]]
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*102. [[lunch special]]
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*105. [[replacement]]
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*107. [[cheatday]]
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*112. [[old comics]]
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*113. [[pizzazz]]
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*116. [[extra plug]]
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*122. [[dreamail]]
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*131. [[boring (really)]]
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*147. [[lady fan]]
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*156. [[road trip]]
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*157. [[trading cards]]
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*171. [[underlings]]
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*178. [[bike thief]]
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*181. [[web comics]]
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*182. [[business trip]]
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*184. [[diorama]]
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*185. [[nightlife]]
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*186. [[environment]]
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*191. [[buried]]
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*192. [[shapeshifter]]
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*193. [[rated]]
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*196. [[hiding]]
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*198. [[magic trick]]
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*199. [[being mean]]
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</autocolumn>
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</table>
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==Whoa!==
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'''HOMSAR:''' AaAaAaAaAaA'll open my six mouths, and sing the song that end the world!
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Boy, am I glad that [http://www.hrwiki.org/w/index.php?title=HRWiki:Introduction&diff=725194&oldid=722831 this edit] was made! I was beginning to think no one was ever going to edit this Wiki ever again! Even if it was from someone who proceeded to vandalise!
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:Well, it's mostly because the Brothers Chaps haven't done anything in a while (due to the baby). {{User:Harvax/sig}} 20:11, 24 September 2011 (UTC)
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==MSandH==
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''{Homsar stands stock still for several moments. Then a black tentacle briefly licks out from under his hat.}''
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It's-a me, Mario! And I don't-a know what I'm-a doing in this-a cartoon!
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, um, I have to go to&mdash;
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I'm the 'Omsdaw Wunnouw! I'm a tewific athlete! You'w in Fwee Countwy, USA!
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It's Sonic here! And I'm gunna beat this armless weirdo in a race!
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Mario, Sonic, and Homestar. And all of their friends. And enemies. Coming soon.
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I forgot to take out the, um&mdash;
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<small>Y'know, the next Mario 'n' Sonic game would be cooler if they went as far as to add Homestar to it!</small>
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'''SLENDERM'N:''' ''{in Bubs' voice}'' I forgot to wash my, the, uh&mdash;
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''{pause}''
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'''STRONG BAD and HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ...Preeeow! ''{all three jump off screen}''
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''{slow intense zoom on Homsar's eyes, as the screen slowly fades to black. After a few moments, there is an abrupt end, and the screen goes dark with a loud screech}''
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==Fun Facts==
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*Homestar's "pet" is a reference to the [[TVTropes:TheSlenderManMythos|Slender Man mythos]].
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*Strong Bad mentions [[Wikipedia:Yog-Sothoth|Yog-Sothoth]].
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*Homsar's appearance is reminiscent of the [[TVTropes:Zalgo|Zalgo]] meme, as well as a reference to [http://penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/04/10 this Penny Arcade strip].
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*Homestar and Strong Bad make reference to the song "The Dead Are Watching Me" from the film ''[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/phelous/31430-swamp-zombies Swamp Zombies]''.
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*The abrupt end of the video is a reference to the [[YouTube:JpG6UuBjh6Q|bad ending]] of [[TVTropes:Eversion|Eversion]].
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*As stated by Strong Bad, Homestar borrows a line from [[impression]].
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*This is another appearance of the [[m'n]] construction.

Revision as of 04:29, 4 October 2011

If I Were An Eldritch Man

Transcript

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {walks up} Oh, hey, Strong Bad. Guess what I've got here.

STRONG BAD: So we're just going right into it? No segues?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Nah, I think they've waited long enough. Not beating around the bush this week.

STRONG BAD: All right, so whatcha got? Aside from my old lines.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I got a new pet! My very own Slenderm'n! {pulls out a strange miniature Homestar in a black suit, without any eyes or a hat. It immediately begins gumming Homestar's leg.} Aw, look at that little guy go.

STRONG BAD: {obvious distress} Wait. Your new pet is some kind of eldritch abomination, that no one really understands the motives or even origin of??

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sure is.

STRONG BAD: {immediately switches to delighted} That's awesome! I still keep Yog-Sothoth under Strong Sad's bed myself.

{as they talk, Strong Sad runs by in the background, deeply agitated. The other three characters watch him run by, backs to the camera}

STRONG SAD: The eyes! The eyes! The dead are watching me! {runs off-screen}

STRONG BAD: {yelling after him} Yeah, and the mothers are watching you!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {begins dancing} Be careful in all that you do~

STRONG BAD: Don't beat the reference into the ground, man.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sorry, Strong Bad. But you know what eldritch abomination you really have to watch out for around here?

STRONG BAD: There's that lack of segues again.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Sure is!

{the camera whip-pans over to Homsar}

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaA'll open my six mouths, and sing the song that end the world!

{Homsar stands stock still for several moments. Then a black tentacle briefly licks out from under his hat.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, um, I have to go to—

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I forgot to take out the, um—

SLENDERM'N: {in Bubs' voice} I forgot to wash my, the, uh—

{pause}

STRONG BAD and HOMESTAR RUNNER: ...Preeeow! {all three jump off screen}

{slow intense zoom on Homsar's eyes, as the screen slowly fades to black. After a few moments, there is an abrupt end, and the screen goes dark with a loud screech}

Fun Facts

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