User:That Guy Over There

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Somebody set up us the bomb For great justice, take off every 'ZIG'

"He could always see me... from over there!"
-Homestar Runner

This is a user page. It once belonged to some guy named Lux Acerbus, but now it's mine.

It really does look like that.

Contributions to HRWiki

As do most people on this wiki, I enjoy watching Homestar Runner cartoons. Wanna know how long I've been watching them? Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Check out my userbox!

As you've probably noticed if you've ever seen my contributions to STUFF, I can be a pretty argumentative person... but, naturally, only when I'm right. Some of my favorite things to do on this wiki are add fun facts, correct spelling and grammar, and, of course, participate in intelligent discussion on talk pages. I've also reverted vandalism on a couple of occasions, which makes me feel accomplished, but I'm happy to say I don't usually spot any.

I think my work speaks for itself (which is not always a good thing), so why don't you head on over to my contributions page and check it out?

In case my username perplexes you, well... mission accomplished.

In closing, I'd just like to clarify that I do not eat antiques.

Interesting Stuff

This user has been watching since time capsule.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user is very patriotic.

STUFF This user likes to vote on STUFF.

UN This user likes to visit Uncyclopedia.

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence.

This user is gonna have to jump!

This user is imagining why on Earth he can't get ye flask!

This user has always admired Nebulon's styles.

This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

This user likes to play video games.

This user wants to be the guy too.

Этот пользователь нашел яйцо.

USRBX This user has a crapload of userboxes.

Other H.R. Hurricanesnstuf

I speak with my friends almost exclusively in Homestar Runner references. This sometimes confuses people, which I find very amusing.

Once while in Florida in the Orange County Convention Center, a complete stranger, having no prior knowledge of my interest in Homestar Runner, walked up to me and quoted the intro to Teen Girl Squad. I also found this very amusing.

I have all kinds of jokes in my Spanish class. One of them last year was that I would always try to work the question "¿Dónde está un huevo?" into any and every oral assignment. For you non-Spanish speakers, that translates into "Where is an egg?"

I like to write Homestar Runner quotes on the chalkboard in my sophomore history teacher's classroom. Only a select few cool people appreciate them. I'm... I'm one of the cool people. Really.

For my final project in physics last school year, I was assigned to build a roller coaster with a group. It was a virtual model and it was called, you guessed it, The Bowels of Trogdor. I even played the Trogdor theme song in the PowerPoint.

Favorite Quotes

"You're right, Renaldo. But the elevator's broken in this building. So I'm gonna have to jump!"
-Strong Bad as Dangeresque

"Either give me that tape, or punch me in the face!"
-Strong Bad as Dangeresque

"Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight."
-Strong Bad as HIMSLEF! Eh... I mean... himself

"Strong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That might have been the worst three thousand dollars I ever spent."
-Homestar Runner

"Whaddya think this is, ya little placemat?"
-Homestar Runner

"AaAaAa, these Easter pants are getting waAaAy too tight!"
-Homsar

"This dinner party is top dollar!"
-Homsar

"My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich!"
-Homsar

"Carrageenan, Monteljohn. Can you detect me to the nearest bus stamp?"
-Senor Cardgage

"Oh... Lifty Fernandez."
-Senor Cardgage

"I'M STRONG MAD! I'M STRONG MAD!"
-Strong Mad (obviously)

"Did you just say 'parakeet'?"
-Strong Mad

"Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking for a challeeeeeeenge?!"
-Stinkoman

"Are you gonna throw a dead goose at me or something?"
-Strong Sad

"I've got terrible, terrible news, Homestar... I'm afraid you've got no pancreas."
-Bubs

"My life is a joke."
-The King of Town

"Strong Bad, you're a horse's twees."
-Marzipan

"I gotta stop you there, Strong Bad. I'm pretty sure 'jorb' is a four letters word."
-Coach Z

"I can't believe I'm still being eaten!"
-Old-Timey Strong Bad

The Favorite Stuff on the Site Awards

I'm totally behind that refrigerator box.

Favorite Strong Bad Email
theme park

Favorite Toon
Date Nite

Favorite Short
The Baloneyman

Favorite Holiday Toon
Sickly Sam's Big Outing

Favorite Puppet Stuff
Biz Cas Fri 2

Favorite PBTC
Everybody to the Limit

Favorite Teen Girl Squad
Issue 9

Favorite Marzipan's Answering Machine
Version 12.2

Favorite Game
Peasant's Quest

Favorite Main Page
Main Page 22

Favorite Download
Everybody to the Limit

Favorite Running Gag
DNA Evidence

Honorable Mention
virus
Bug in Mouth Disease
One Two, One Two
Teen Girl Squad Issue 12
Where's an Egg?
Main Page 3

I'll tell you what I think!

Tape-leg is actually kinda funny. The basics is indisputably the worst email ever, followed closely by winter pool.

Everything Homsar says is hilarious.

Nothing Marzipan says is hilarious, with the singular exception of the quote listed above.

Strong Sad is almost never hilarious unless he's loaded on caffeine, being struck by a baloney sammich truck, or telling the folky tale of Saddy Dumpington.

The Lappy is way overdue for some sorta catastrophe. Seriously, folks. Strong Bad has checked over 80 emails on that thing.

Homestar's mention of chocolate cake on that picnic table over there is an obvious reference to Homsar in strong badathlon. I don't care what the STUFF results tell you; that's the dang truth!

I would pay big money to see a Homestar Runner movie. I'd probably pay Dish Network for an extra channel if it had a Homestar Runner TV show on it, too.

According to the June 5, 2008 episode of On the Spot, the guys over at Telltale Games, the makers of the STRONG BAD VIDEO GAME, don't know who Stinkoman is. That's just pathetic.