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| - | [[Image:pantsburg.PNG|thumb|Fabulous Downtown Pantsburg]]
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| - | Very few of [[Free Country, USA]]'s [[Characters|residents]] actually wear '''pants''', as shown in [[senior prom]]: when Strong Bad's plan to poof away everybody's pants backfires he realizes that he's "the only one that wears any pants". Most notably, it is an ongoing mystery as to whether or not [[Homestar Runner's Pants|Homestar Runner wears them]]. Given the relaxed nature of Free Country's social expectations concerning pants, it is surprising that Homestar and his friends discuss them with great frequency — the subject of pants is an unending source of humor for them.
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| - | ==Coach Z's References to Pants==
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| - | Pants-related jokes are especially popular with [[Coach Z]]: <!-- NOTE: Coach Z's references to Homestar's pants go in the article "Homestar Runner's Pants". -->
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| - | *Email '''[[super powers]]''' — Coach Z and Homestar attempt to discuss tight pants.
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| - | *Email '''[[lunch special]]''' — Coach Z orders a basket of double hot wings "pants down".
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| - | *Email '''[[secret recipes]]''' — After discovering he'd just eaten a bunch of [[The Cheat]] fur, Coach Z says he's about to "puke [his] pants". Strong Bad flees before he demonstrates the process.
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| - | *Email '''[[rock opera]]''' — Coach Z provides the word "pants" as part of the line "double pants" in the rock opera.
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| - | *'''[[A Folky Tale]]''' — Coach Z tells [[Strong Sad]] to "cram a little oom-pah down your pants" in an effort to get him to climb a rope.
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| - | *Email '''[[alternate universe]]''' (Easter egg) — Coach Z, while holding a pear covered in [[Googly-eyed Objects|googly eyes]] and with coffee continually streaming down his [[Lack of Visible Arms#Coach Z's Face|mouthless face]], tells Homestar he is "not at liberty to discuss what [he] just did in [his] pants."
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| - | ==Other Pants==
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| - | Other characters also enjoy a pants-related joke from time to time:
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| - | *'''[[Fortune Cookies]]''' — One of the fortunes reads "Clumsiness will bring about a change of pants."
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| - | *'''[[That A Ghost]]''' — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] claims he will be "marching around in [[gold]] pants in no time!" Later, as a skeleton, he complains that he will "never find gold pants that fit this tiny waist!"
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| - | *'''[[Hallrunner]]''' — One of the objects you encounter is a rabid dog that "bites the butt off your pants. Like in cartoons."
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| - | *'''[[Peasant's Quest]]''' — The narrator of the [[Peasant's Quest Preview]] and [[Peasant's Quest Trailer|movie trailer]], as well as other characters, make frequent references to [[Rather Dashing]]'s short pants.
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| - | **Another reference to these short pants appears at the beginning of the email [[for kids]].
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| - | *Email '''[[stand-up]]''' — Strong Sad shows us a video in which [[Lil' Strong Bad]]'s pants fall down while he's on stage.
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| - | *Email '''[[vacation]]''' — One of the places [[Strong Bad]] visits is "[[Strong Bad's Vacation Spots|Fabulous Downtown Pantsburg]]". Also, in Strong Bad's imaginary email that he recites, [[Monkey D]] asks how Homestar can pick things up if he's not wearing "Marzi-pants" (a variation on the infamous "[[How Do You Type With Boxing Gloves On?]]" and Homestar's [[lack of visible arms]]).
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| - | *Email '''[[funny]]''' — In an effort to be funny, Strong Bad says he has "squeaky pants".
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| - | *Email '''[[haircut]]''' — Strong Bad calls one of his designs for [[Strong Mad]]'s eyebrows "Hammer Pants".
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| - | *Email '''[[local news]]''' — Summarizing the weather report, Strong Bad says "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants."
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| - | *'''[[Commandos in the Classroom]]''' — [[Blue Laser Minion]]s tell [[Fightgar]] to stuff wine coolers down his pants, but quickly change the request from pants to headband upon realizing he doesn't wear them.
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| - | *Email '''[[bottom 10]]''' — Homestar sings "Buttdance again! Like the rhythm's down your pants now!", causing Strong Bad to vomit on his keyboard.
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| - | *Email '''[[portrait]]''' — A portion of a [[News Articles|newspaper article]] near one of Strong Bad's portraits reads "Wipe hands on pants, yo".
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| - | *Email '''[[candy product]]''' — Strong Bad's [[SBLOUNSKCHED! bar]] resembles his own pants.
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| - | *Email '''[[highschool]]''' — According to Strong Bad's "doodle memory", one of the things he and Strong Mad do in high school is try to liberate or emancipate Homestar from his ridiculous striped pants.
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| - | *Email '''[[alternate universe]]''' — As Strong Bad is warped around the multiverse by Homestar, he meets his high school counterpart who says "striped pants".
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| - | *Email '''[[senior prom]]''' — Strong Bad crashes the prom and threatens to "poof away" everyone's pants in a massive pantsing, but then realizes he is the only one there who is wearing pants. His pants poof away, leaving him standing in a pair of boxer shorts. (Homestar, who claims to wear [[long pants]], is not affected, but later claims he was.)
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| - | *Email '''[[strong badathlon]]''' — After being disqualified from the Remote Put, Strong Bad says to check the East German's pants.
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| - | *Email '''[[unnatural]]''' — Homestar, convinced Bubs has turned all the other citizens of Free Country, USA into ants, suggests the group go jump in somebody's pants.
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| - | *'''[[An Important Rap Song]]''' — [[Gunhaver]] tells [[Blue Laser Commander]] to put his pants back on, to which the Commander replies, "How could you ''possibly'' refer to these as ''PANTS''?!"
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| - | *Email '''[[rough copy]]''' — Strong Bad threatens to literally sue the pants off Malinko for drawing comics about himself and The Cheat.
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| - | *'''[[DNA Evidence]]''' — [[Homsar]] says, "AaAaAaAaA! These Easter pants are getting way too tight!"
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| - | *'''[[Ever and More!]]''' — Bubs mentions that he's always grouchy because he hasn't been able to wear his lucky pants for almost 10 years.
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| - | *Email '''[[the chair]]''' — [[Le Restige]] has a sweatpants button.
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| - | *Email '''[[hygiene]]''' — Part two of [[Embarrassing Educational Films]] covers "Pants Problems".
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| - | *'''[[Main Page 24]]''' — Strong Bad searches for his pants, which Strong Sad has.
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| - | *'''[[Limozeen vs. Sloshy]]''' — A line from the song "Because it's Midnite" mentions pants.
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| - | *'''[[Marshie vs. Little Girl]]''' — Puppet Marshie says "Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your pants!"
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| - | ==See also==
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| - | *[[Homestar Runner's Pants]]
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| - | [[Category:Clothing running gags]]
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