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The new version of [[The King of Town DVD]].
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'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The King of Town}}, [[The King of Town's Sheep]], [[Multi-Function Dragon]], {{Film|Homestar Runner}}, {{Film|Pom Pom}}, [[The Blacksmith]], {{Film|The Poopsmith}}, [[The Little Chef Guy]], [[The Bishop]], {{Film|The Knight}}, {{Film|The Hornblower}}
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== New Version Transcript ==
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'''Text:''' [This is the King of Town] ''{King of Town pops up}''
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[He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely] ''{Pan of 'the land'}''
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[But he worries all the time]
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' My sheep are missing!  My sheep are missing!  And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!
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''{Scene shows what the King of Town thinks happened.}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Get me Homestar Runner!
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''{Bugle sounds to the tune of the [[Theme Song Video | Homestar Runner Theme Song]], and Homestar and Pom Pom walk in.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Hey, King, what's up?
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' My sheep are missing!  My sheep are missing! ''[cries]''
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''{Homestar looks at Pom Pom.}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{cries}'' I'm inconsolable!!
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Okay, I guess we'll help you find your sheep then!  ''{to Pom Pom}'' Pom Pom, let's get out of here!
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[And so...]
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[They questioned the Blacksmith...]
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, fair Blacksmith, have you seen the King's sheep?
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'''BLACKSMITH:''' ''{Blacksmith shrugs}'' No.
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[They questioned the Poopmsith...]
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I say, fair Poopsmith, have you seen the King's sheep?
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''{Poopsmith shrugs}''
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[And finally, they questioned the royal chef]
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{annoyed}'' ''{sighs}'' I say, fair chef, have you seen the King's sheep? 
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'''CHEF:''' ''{The Chef nods}'' Uh-huh.
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''{Homestar and Pom-Pom look at each other, suprised.}''
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[So Homestar called everyone together...]
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''{A Blackboard appears and graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and non-existent hand from above.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{while drawing a sheep and a dragon}'' I have found that the King's sheep were ''not eaten by a dragon ''{crosses off dragon}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Phew! 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ... but, they ''were'' eaten! 
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' Oh, no!  What could have done such a thing? 
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Why don't you ask yourself, King?  ''{pokes King's belly with pointer}''
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ...Oh, yeah.  They were delicious!  ''{blushes and burps}''
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''{Everyone laughs.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{laughs}'' Oh man, Pom Pom!  He ate the sheep! ''{continues laughing as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field}''
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==External Links==
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*[[HR:kingoftown2.html|watch the new version]]
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*[[HR:kingoftown2.swf|view the Flash file for new version]]
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{{subtitlesLinks|kingoftown2}}
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[[Category: The King of Town DVD]]

Revision as of 13:19, 22 April 2007

"Hey, King, what's up?"

The new version of The King of Town DVD.

Cast (in order of appearance): The King of Town, The King of Town's Sheep, Multi-Function Dragon, Homestar Runner, Pom Pom, The Blacksmith, The Poopsmith, The Little Chef Guy, The Bishop, The Knight, The Hornblower

New Version Transcript

Text: [This is the King of Town] {King of Town pops up}

[He is a good king and he rules the land quite nicely] {Pan of 'the land'}

[But he worries all the time]

KING OF TOWN: {cries} My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing! And I'm afraid that a dragon has gobbled them up!

{Scene shows what the King of Town thinks happened.}

KING OF TOWN: Get me Homestar Runner!

{Bugle sounds to the tune of the Homestar Runner Theme Song, and Homestar and Pom Pom walk in.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey, King, what's up?

KING OF TOWN: {cries} My sheep are missing! My sheep are missing! [cries]

{Homestar looks at Pom Pom.}

KING OF TOWN: {cries} I'm inconsolable!!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Okay, I guess we'll help you find your sheep then! {to Pom Pom} Pom Pom, let's get out of here!

[And so...]

[They questioned the Blacksmith...]

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I say, fair Blacksmith, have you seen the King's sheep?

BLACKSMITH: {Blacksmith shrugs} No.

[They questioned the Poopmsith...]

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I say, fair Poopsmith, have you seen the King's sheep?

{Poopsmith shrugs}

[And finally, they questioned the royal chef]

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {annoyed} {sighs} I say, fair chef, have you seen the King's sheep?

CHEF: {The Chef nods} Uh-huh.

{Homestar and Pom-Pom look at each other, suprised.}

[So Homestar called everyone together...]

{A Blackboard appears and graduate cap and pointer fall into Homestar's head and non-existent hand from above.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {while drawing a sheep and a dragon} I have found that the King's sheep were not eaten by a dragon {crosses off dragon}

KING OF TOWN: Phew!

HOMESTAR RUNNER: ... but, they were eaten!

KING OF TOWN: Oh, no! What could have done such a thing?

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Why don't you ask yourself, King? {pokes King's belly with pointer}

KING OF TOWN: ...Oh, yeah. They were delicious! {blushes and burps}

{Everyone laughs.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {laughs} Oh man, Pom Pom! He ate the sheep! {continues laughing as we pan out of the castle onto a sheep grazing in the field}

External Links

The King of Town Special Edition DVD
New Version | Olde Version | Commentary | Storyboards
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