Cold One

From Homestar Runner Wiki

(Difference between revisions)
Jump to: navigation, search
Line 1: Line 1:
-
'''Cold Ones''' are a type of beverage that comes in brown bottles. It is hinted to be alcoholic, but this is never said outright.
+
'''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in Free Country USA. They are shipped nondescript brown bottles and are hinted to be alcoholic; this is, however, never said outright. ''(May or may not be beer.)''
-
 
+
-
''"A One that isn't Cold is scarcely a One at all."''
+
See [[property of ones]].
See [[property of ones]].
-
Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped thing on his head to open them. See [[super powers]].
+
[[Strong Bad]] can use the diamond-shaped thing on his head to open them. See [[super powers]].
 +
 
 +
Also comes in ''Xtra Cold'', ''Not So Cold'' (which [[Coach Z]] enjoys) and ''Cool'' varieties. Foreign brands include ''Room Temperature'', and ''Warm'' Ones.
 +
 
 +
 
 +
== Property of Ones ==
 +
 
 +
Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:
 +
* o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
 +
* ''n'' is a value equvalent to the base Oneness of a One
 +
* c is the temperature of the One.
 +
 
 +
'''o'''=(''n''<sup><small>ITUDE</small></sup>&prop;c<sup><small>ITUDE</small></sup>)
 +
 
 +
----
-
Also comes in ''Xtra Cold'', ''Not So Cold'' (which [[Coach Z]] enjoys), ''Room Temperature'', ''Warm'' and ''Cool'' varieties.
+
''"A One that isn't Cold is scarcely a One at all."'' - Strong Bad
[[Category: Products]]
[[Category: Products]]

Revision as of 19:16, 4 November 2004

Cold Ones are a popular beverage in Free Country USA. They are shipped nondescript brown bottles and are hinted to be alcoholic; this is, however, never said outright. (May or may not be beer.)

See property of ones.

Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped thing on his head to open them. See super powers.

Also comes in Xtra Cold, Not So Cold (which Coach Z enjoys) and Cool varieties. Foreign brands include Room Temperature, and Warm Ones.


Property of Ones

Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:

  • o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
  • n is a value equvalent to the base Oneness of a One
  • c is the temperature of the One.

o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)


"A One that isn't Cold is scarcely a One at all." - Strong Bad

Personal tools