Cold One
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| - | '''Cold Ones''' are a | + | '''Cold Ones''' are a popular beverage in Free Country USA. They are shipped nondescript brown bottles and are hinted to be alcoholic; this is, however, never said outright. ''(May or may not be beer.)'' |
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See [[property of ones]]. | See [[property of ones]]. | ||
| - | Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped thing on his head to open them. See [[super powers]]. | + | [[Strong Bad]] can use the diamond-shaped thing on his head to open them. See [[super powers]]. |
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| + | Also comes in ''Xtra Cold'', ''Not So Cold'' (which [[Coach Z]] enjoys) and ''Cool'' varieties. Foreign brands include ''Room Temperature'', and ''Warm'' Ones. | ||
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| + | == Property of Ones == | ||
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| + | Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One: | ||
| + | * o is the final value of the Oneness of a One | ||
| + | * ''n'' is a value equvalent to the base Oneness of a One | ||
| + | * c is the temperature of the One. | ||
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| + | '''o'''=(''n''<sup><small>ITUDE</small></sup>∝c<sup><small>ITUDE</small></sup>) | ||
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| - | + | ''"A One that isn't Cold is scarcely a One at all."'' - Strong Bad | |
[[Category: Products]] | [[Category: Products]] | ||
Revision as of 19:16, 4 November 2004
Cold Ones are a popular beverage in Free Country USA. They are shipped nondescript brown bottles and are hinted to be alcoholic; this is, however, never said outright. (May or may not be beer.)
See property of ones.
Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped thing on his head to open them. See super powers.
Also comes in Xtra Cold, Not So Cold (which Coach Z enjoys) and Cool varieties. Foreign brands include Room Temperature, and Warm Ones.
Property of Ones
Equation stated by Strong Bad for determining the Oneness of a One:
- o is the final value of the Oneness of a One
- n is a value equvalent to the base Oneness of a One
- c is the temperature of the One.
o=(nITUDE∝cITUDE)
"A One that isn't Cold is scarcely a One at all." - Strong Bad
