User:Homestramy20

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This is my user page. WARNING, this page is boring! Except my transcipt! It is truuly awesome!

Strong Sad Look-Alike Contest!

MEH!

Hi... Im Kelsey. Im almost 14, living in a dead-end town called Lockeport. Its in Nova Scotia, Canada. But im soon moving to Alberta. I like Homestar (duh) and he's my second favorite cartoon character. My 1st favorite character is definatly Strong Sad. Mostly because I relate to him alot, i'm always depressed like him. Atleast, that's what my friends say...

I don't like food anymore!

How I got to know Homestar

Well, I guess it all started when I was in grade six. We were all on the computer in class surfin the web, and this guy sitting next to me and my friend suddenly just found the website. He showed us, and immediatly my friend and I were hooked real bad, because we loved the toon A Jorb Well Done, and since this was 4 years ago, there wasn't alot on the site. But to this day I still keep updated on the website, and just recently, well like 2 months ago discovered Wiki (yeah i'm slow). Well, thats my story. Not all that interesting.

Homestar, or a Look alike?

My Contributions

I just do minor edits, and sometimes major. Other than that, i read fanfics, and just brows around.

Personal Favorites

• Toons: 3 Times Halloween Funjob, A Jorb Well Done, and Cool Things
• Characters(in order):Strong Sad, Homestar, Strong Bad
• Strong Bad Email: Definatly long pants, replacement, lady...ing, and radio

And my goal when I get older is become A POOPSMITH! Nah thats not true... I don't want to be a Poopsmith. Thats disgustion. I want to be Graphic designer, or something like that. I like Computers, but I know I have alot to learn. But hey, i'm only 14. I gots alot a time.

My Favorite qutoes:

• Homestar: And somebody's agwabbin' amy butt...-3 Times Halloween Funjob
• Strong Bad: Kids can be so cruel.-rock opera
• Strong Sad: I don't like food anymore!-2 years
• Homestar: Get it off get it off get it off...-impression
• Marizipan: This garage sale is more like a gar-bahge sale.

Strong Bad: DAHDAHDAHDAHDAH! Moms only!

Coach Z: Oh, then I'm okay to say it!-garage sale

Transcript

Here is just a transcript to what would be a toon that I made up. It's not quite finished, but I will finish it this week. It is yet to be named, but enjoy anyways!(Please post your opinion on my talk page! Much appriciated!)

(Homestar is laying on the grass just beside Bubs Consession Stand. He's spitting Teddygrams in the air. It closes up on Homestar.)

(Homestar Runner): Patooey... Patooey... Pato-tooey... Dang! The Teddygrams... so good to taste but no good to... Patooey!

(Bubs): Homestar, no spittin Teddygrams in the mornin' mornin'! Your scaring away my costomers!

(Homestar Runner): No spittin Teddygrams? Who- When di- What is the meaning of this?

(Bubs): Oh, don't worry about it Homestar. But I do have something important to tell you... I was going to wait untill you were older and smarter, but I doubt that willl ever happen. Homestar, I am your- (gets cut off by Homestar)

(Homestar Runner): Oh, look it's Strong Sad. I think i'll go complain about your new law to him.

(Homestar runs towards Strong Sad)

(Homestar Runner): Oh, hello Strong Sad. Do I have a bee in my barnet! I was just doing, you know, my usual Teddygram spittin buisness as I always do on Tuesday mornings, and Bubs tells me his new law about- hey, whats wrong buddy?

(Strong Sad): Well, I was just, you knoow, laying in the dark, and just remembered to check my caller ID, and there was one from Marzipans number, so I left a message on her answering machine, telling her that I seen her number on my caller ID, and that I was excited to hear from her. But, then I had just remembered that I was over to her house last night and I left a message to myslef to remind me to, uh, check my caller ID. So then I left another message on her answering machine to disregard my last message. And it disappointed me, because now I realise that no one, not even Marzipan is really my friend and- wait, did you just call me buddy?

(Homestar Runner): Whoa, I guess I did.

Naw, this can't be heaven. There's not enough twinkies!

(akward silence)

(Homestar Runner): Ooh! I just gots a terrorific idea... I could be your friends!

(Strong Sad): Friends? You and me? That would be great! We could even be best friends! We could do lots of stuff together, like.. well I wouldn't know because iv'e never had a real best friend and all but-

(Homestar Runner): Now wait a minute Strong Sad... I'll be your friend. But not your best friend, your too whiney for that. My best friend still remains Stan. I believe you have heard of Stan?

(Strong Bad): Oh, what ever you say Homestar, uh, friend.

(Homestar Runner):Okay, first we have to work on your communication skills. Now, when a cool guy (like for instance, me, or even, Stan) comes up to you and offers you a cool drink for a cool guy, you say...

(Strong Sad): "Yes please, I would like a cool drink, hence i'm a cool guy"?

(Homestar Runner): (tries to imitate a buzzer) Aaaaaaaagh wrongo! You say something like "awesome", or "dag, yo" or possibly even, "whats it to ya, man?" And sure enough you will definatly get a nice girl like Marzipan. But back off... shes partially mine. Wait, what were we talking about again?

(Strong Sad): Umm, communication skills?

(Homestar Runner): Oh. Right, right. Well the main thing is be cool, be awesome, and remember to stick it to the man. Whoa, I should really like write a book on this stuff. I'm good at this!

(Strong Sad): Okay, Homestar. I think I got it. I will be a cool, awesome friend who will definatly stick it to the man!

(Homestar Runner): Alright! Let's blow this popsicle stand!

(Strong Bad is sitting at his Lappy 486 answering an email. The email reads:)

Dear SB,

Have you ever gone bungie jumping? If not, I would strongly recommend it. It's great!

Your loyal fan, Stewart, NS.

(Strong Bad): (He reads the email as is) Hmm.. Stewart. I don't think iv'e ever been bungie jumping. Probably because i'm not a COMPLETE MORON!!

(Strong Mad comes up behind Strong Bad, over hearing the him reading the email.)

(Strong Mad): GO BUNGIE JUMPING! GO BUNGIE JUMPING!

(Strong Bad): Now, wait a minute big guy, do you know how much of a risk that is? You could, like, jump head first into a rock! Thats no fun if you ask me...

The Few, The Proud, The Homestarmy

(Strong Mad): BUNGIE JUMPING! NOW!

(Strong Mad grabs Strong Bad by the leg and drags him out the door)

(Strong Bad): Noooooooooooooooooooo! Curse you Stewart from NS! Nooooo... Oh whats the use of it!

(Cuts to Homestar and Strong Sad sitting at a booth in Marshmallows Last Stand drinking hot cocoa)

(Homestar Runner): And that's how I got him to hug a tree. I don't think he enjoyed it, but he did it anyways. And that my friend, is what counts!

(Strong Sad): Oooh, I see now! Uh, Homestar, I would really like to stay and chant with you, but I have had enough excitment for one day. Maybe next week we can get together again.

(Homestar Runner): Next week? But that's so far away! Hey, lets go bowling! That's always fun when your big and grey!

(Strong Sad): But Homestar I-

(Homestar Runner): Don't even go there! We are going bowling and thats final! Come on, it will be awesome. Your treat!

(Strong Sad): *Sigh* Alright, i guess. But i'm only staying for 10 minutes. I have to go lay in the dark to calm myself down for a while.

(Homestar Runner): Okay... Uh, thats weird.

(Goes to Strong Bad and Strong Mad, both with bungie gear on, and are at what appears to be a tall bridge over a river. Strong Bad doesn't look very pleased.)

(Strong Bad): I'm not doing it, man. There is no way i'm jumping off this.

(Strong Mad): YESSS! WE BOTH GO!

(Strong Bad): Do I have to?

(Strong Mad): YES! OR I HURT YOU!

(Strong Bad): Fine, but if I hurt myself in anyway, you are paying! (starts mumbling) Stupid Strong Mad and bungie jumping... stupid Stewart.. Well, here goes nothing...

(Strong Bad attempts to jump, but is too afraid and just stands there in the same position for a few seconds. Then Strong Mad pushes him)

(Strong Bad): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm too awesome for this! (He bounces up and down a few times with his gloves over his eyes) Is it over? (he uncoveres his eyes) Wha? I'm-i'm alive! I didn't crash my head on a rock! Oh sweet mother of... uh.. aliveness!

(Strong Mad pulles him back up)

(Strong Mad): MY TURN! MY TURN! (He says this as hes falling down) AHH!

(Strong Bad): See? Not so pleasant, is it? This should show you for making me do something that I really didn't want to do! (Strong Bad