User:The Chort
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Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that [[Coach Z]] always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[impression]], and [[rampage]]. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute. | Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that [[Coach Z]] always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[impression]], and [[rampage]]. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute. | ||
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===[[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail!]]=== | ===[[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail!]]=== | ||
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"The System is [[techno|down!]]"<br> | "The System is [[techno|down!]]"<br> | ||
"And the Trogdor comes in the [[dragon|NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!]]"<br> | "And the Trogdor comes in the [[dragon|NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!]]"<br> | ||
| - | "So I'm gonna have to [[stunt double|''jump!'']]<br> | + | "So I'm gonna have to [[stunt double|''jump!'']]"<br> |
"DID YOU JUST SAY [[caffeine|PARAKEET?!]]"<br> | "DID YOU JUST SAY [[caffeine|PARAKEET?!]]"<br> | ||
"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR [[for kids|DOGS!!]]"<br> | "HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR [[for kids|DOGS!!]]"<br> | ||
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"I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and...gets run over by a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|lawnmower]] blade!"<br> | "I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and...gets run over by a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2|lawnmower]] blade!"<br> | ||
"You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|cake!]] (etc)"<br> | "You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2|cake!]] (etc)"<br> | ||
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| + | ===[[Teen Girl Squad|Teen Girl Squad!]]=== | ||
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| + | "LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 5|BONELESS...'d!]]"<br> | ||
| + | "FLOOR TOMMED!!!! STEP-MOMMED!!! [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8|POM-POMMED??]]"<br> | ||
| + | "BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! [[Teen Girl Squad Issue 9|FROOSH!]]"<br> | ||
===[[Powered By The Cheat|Powered By The Cheat!]]=== | ===[[Powered By The Cheat|Powered By The Cheat!]]=== | ||
Revision as of 13:56, 26 July 2005
Contents |
Introduction
Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was first bitten by the H*R bug, when I decided to search for more infomation about this Trogdor guy. (You see, I had been linked to some of the games at Homestarrunner.com, such as TROGDOR!, and Peasant's Quest, but I never bothered to explore the rest of the site. Yes, I was very stupid.) Anyway, I did a quick Google search for Trogdor and BAM! I was watching SBEmail #51, dragon. Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was a secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
Why "The Chort"?
Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that Coach Z always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in Where's The Cheat?, mascot, crazy cartoon, impression, and rampage. But I guess you know that already. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.
The Best of the Best Quotes
SBEmail!
"Uhdyeah, what ees it, Strong Baaaaayd?"
"Population...Ti-i-i-i-ire"
"Come back, Ali! Come back, Ali's sister! You two meant everything to me!"
"The System is down!"
"And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!"
"So I'm gonna have to jump!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY PARAKEET?!"
"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!"
"ID DOH DU DUOH CRAPFULLY YOURS!"
"Yup, I totally always look awesome singing backwards metal."
Marzipan's Answering Machine!
"DaAAahhh, hello, Marzypa-yun. It's Homsar!"
"I am a pretend guy that... comes around... and...gets run over by a lawnmower blade!"
"You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! You said you'd bake us a cake! (etc)"
Teen Girl Squad!
"LATE 360 SHOVE-IT TO BONELESS...'d!"
"FLOOR TOMMED!!!! STEP-MOMMED!!! POM-POMMED??"
"BFF carved in a tree, That stands for BAOW! FOM! FROOSH!"
Powered By The Cheat!
"I can do it! I will do it nine times."
"Hey Strong Bad, you jumped over some of my buses!"
"Get out of here, Nebulon! No one likes your style."
Puppet Stuff!
"Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow, my eyes!"
"The sun! Where? We're indoors."
"Stupid! Third! Quarter! Projection! Analysis! Spreadsheets that don't even know what you are! Rondleman... erh, where art thou?"
"Millions, I tell ya! Millions! Ohh, I'll save the company millions! I'll save bunches of money!"
