User:The Chort

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Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was first bitten by the H*R bug, when I decided to search for more infomation about this guy named [[Trogdor]]. (You see, I had been linked to some of the games at Homestarrunner.com, such as [[TROGDOR!]], and [[Peasant's Quest]], but I never bothered to explore the rest of the site. Yes, I was very stupid.) Anyway, I did a quick Google search for Trogdor and <font color=red>BAM!</font color=red> I was watching [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] #51, [[dragon]]. Later that day, I read in the [[FAQ]] that there was a secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search and <font color=red>KAPOW!</font color=red> I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create [[Theme Song Video visuals]] that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
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===Introduction===
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Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like [[The Cheat]], I'm just another [[Homestar Runner (flash cartoon)|Homestar Runner]] Fan. I was first bitten by the H*R bug, when I decided to search for more infomation about this guy named [[Trogdor]]. (You see, I had been linked to some of the games at Homestarrunner.com, such as [[TROGDOR!]], and [[Peasant's Quest]], but I never bothered to explore the rest of the site. Yes, I was very stupid.) Anyway, I did a quick Google search for Trogdor and <font color=red>BAM!</font color=red> I was watching [[Strong Bad Email|SBEmail]] #51, [[dragon]]. Later that day, I read in the [[FAQ]] that there was a secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was [[Super Kingio Bros]]. Interested, I did another Google search and <font color=red>KAPOW!</font color=red> I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create [[Theme Song Video visuals]] that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!
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===Why "The Chort"?===
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Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that [[Coach Z]] always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in [[Where's The Cheat?]], [[mascot]], [[crazy cartoon]], [[impression]], and [[rampage]]. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.
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Revision as of 19:49, 25 July 2005

Not my self portrait.

Introduction

Hey there! I'm The Chort! No, I don't look anything like The Cheat, I'm just another Homestar Runner Fan. I was first bitten by the H*R bug, when I decided to search for more infomation about this guy named Trogdor. (You see, I had been linked to some of the games at Homestarrunner.com, such as TROGDOR!, and Peasant's Quest, but I never bothered to explore the rest of the site. Yes, I was very stupid.) Anyway, I did a quick Google search for Trogdor and BAM! I was watching SBEmail #51, dragon. Later that day, I read in the FAQ that there was a secret game that was impossible to beat. Yep, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another Google search and KAPOW! I was addicted to the HRWiki! I spent a lot of time editing anonymously and it was only after I had helped create Theme Song Video visuals that I decided to sign up as The Chort! Anyway, now I've bored you to death with my entire life story, on with the fun stuff!

Why "The Chort"?

Well, I was kind of under pressure when I was thinking of a username but then I remembered that Coach Z always pronounces The Cheat's name as "The Chort" as seen in Where's The Cheat?, mascot, crazy cartoon, impression, and rampage. Plus, I think The Cheat is kind of cute.

{More crap to come!}

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