Teen Girl Squad Issue 3
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== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
| - | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! CHEERLEADER ''(boy crazy!)''! SO AND SO ''(math crazy!)''! WHAT'S HER FACE ''(whatev!)''! THE UGLY ONE ''( | + | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Teen Girl Squad! CHEERLEADER ''(boy crazy!)''! SO AND SO ''(math crazy!)''! WHAT'S HER FACE ''(whatev!)''! THE UGLY ONE ''(actuALLy crazy!)''! |
'''CHEERLEADER:''' Listen gals, if we want to look | '''CHEERLEADER:''' Listen gals, if we want to look | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''ALL:''' So goo- |
'''CHEERLEADER:''' We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS! | '''CHEERLEADER:''' We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS! | ||
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'''SO AND SO:''' I am SO there. | '''SO AND SO:''' I am SO there. | ||
| - | '''CHEERLEADER:''' We three can go to the | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' We three can go to the mALL. WHAT'S HER FACE, you can go to a thrift store. Or junkyard. |
''{The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds}'' | ''{The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds}'' | ||
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'''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Poooosssssummmmms...! | '''NARRATOR STRONG BAD:''' Poooosssssummmmms...! | ||
| - | '''CHEERLEADER:''' My card is | + | '''CHEERLEADER:''' My card is totALLy maxorzed! |
'''THE UGLY ONE:''' True dat. | '''THE UGLY ONE:''' True dat. | ||
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'''SO AND SO:''' Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready? | '''SO AND SO:''' Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready? | ||
| - | ''' | + | '''ALL:''' POSE! |
'''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My blood hurts. | '''WHAT'S HER FACE:''' My blood hurts. | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
| - | * | + | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs3.html watch "Teen Girl Squad Issue 3"] |
| - | * | + | *[http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs3.swf view the flash file for "Teen Girl Squad Issue 3"] |
[[Category:Teen Girl Squad]] | [[Category:Teen Girl Squad]] | ||
Revision as of 02:33, 7 October 2004
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Summary
The crew gets ready for some summer fashions and WHAT'S HER FACE gets possum'd.
Page Title: TGS Numba 3
Cast (in order of appearance): Cheerleader, So and So, What's Her Face, The Ugly One, The Man with the Huge Mouth
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! CHEERLEADER (boy crazy!)! SO AND SO (math crazy!)! WHAT'S HER FACE (whatev!)! THE UGLY ONE (actuALLy crazy!)!
CHEERLEADER: Listen gals, if we want to look
ALL: So goo-
CHEERLEADER: We've got to go get some SUMMER FASHIONS!
SO AND SO: I am SO there.
CHEERLEADER: We three can go to the mALL. WHAT'S HER FACE, you can go to a thrift store. Or junkyard.
{The sun turns into a buzzsaw and kills some birds}
SO AND SO: Before we shop, how about some PAN-ASIAN CUISINE?
THE UGLY ONE: Three spring rolls, please.
THE MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH: MSG'd!
THE UGLY ONE: Ow! My stomach lining!
CHEERLEADER: We'll worry about that one later.
MEANWHILE, AT THE THRIFT STORE
{A girl holds a sign that says "1 or 2 cent each item"}
WHAT'S HER FACE: These clothes smell like grandmas.
SO AND SO: Ready gals? This outfit-so good or no good?
CHEERLEADER and THE UGLY ONE: So good!
THE UGLY ONE: My stomach feels better!
CHEERLEADER (wearing an elephant head): I'm going for a whole new style!
SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: No good!
CHEERLEADER: Well, I think it's hella tight. And you guys need boyfriends.
SO AND SO and THE UGLY ONE: That's true.
WHAT'S HER FACE: I'm walkin home from the thrift store.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Poooosssssummmmms...!
CHEERLEADER: My card is totALLy maxorzed!
THE UGLY ONE: True dat.
SO AND SO: True that.
CHEERLEADER: Whats your problem?
WHAT'S HER FACE (happily): I met a possum.
SO AND SO: Good for you. Now let's attract some CUTE BOYS! Ready?
ALL: POSE!
WHAT'S HER FACE: My blood hurts.
NARRATOR STRONG BAD (singing): Teen Girl Squad! They're-teenage-girls-between-the-ages-of-thirteen-and-nineteen!
The End
Fun Fact
This is only Teen Girl Squad issue that doesn't have Strong Bad saying "It's Over!" at the end.
