Subtitles:fools18/en

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<line start="38" end="82" speaker="littlegirl">For the next April Fools' thing, why doesn't it do, like...</line>
<line start="83" end="91" speaker="littlegirl">There's a picnic, and...</line>
<line start="92" end="93">
  <littlegirl>There's a picnic, and...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="94" end="98">
  <littlegirl>...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="99" end="118" speaker="littlegirl">...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</line>
<line start="119" end="128">
  <littlegirl>...and there's like... and there's a bunch of food in it...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop pop pop pop pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="129" end="130">
  <littlegirl>...and a picnic basket...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop pop pop pop pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="131" end="139" speaker="littlegirl">...and a picnic basket...</line>
<line start="140" end="149">
  <littlegirl>...and a picnic basket...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>vrrrup</sfx>
</line>
<line start="150" end="181" speaker="littlegirl">...and... then Bubs is like...</line>
<line start="182" end="205">
  <littlegirl>Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!</littlegirl>
  <bubs>Picnic! Picnic! Picnic!</bubs>
</line>
<line start="206" end="234" speaker="littlegirl">And then Homestar shows up and says "blah!"</line>
<line start="235" end="239" speaker="homestar"><br />Blah!</line>
<line start="240" end="243">
  <littlegirl>And then Strong Bad shows up and says "blah!"</littlegirl>
  <homestar>Blah!</homestar>
</line>
<line start="244" end="268" speaker="littlegirl">And then Strong Bad shows up and says "blah!"</line>
<line start="269" end="273" speaker="strongbad"><br />Blah!</line>
<line start="274" end="275">
  <littlegirl>And then everybody shows up and says "blah!"</littlegirl>
  <strongbad>Blah!</strongbad>
</line>
<line start="276" end="298" speaker="littlegirl">And then everybody shows up and says "blah!"</line>
<line start="299" end="307" volume="1.2" speaker="all">BLAH!</line>
<line start="308" end="348" speaker="littlegirl">And then Bubs is like "I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!"</line>
<line start="349" end="349">
  <littlegirl>And then Bubs is like "I'm closing the shop! Nobody's buying this picnic!"</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="350" end="354">
  <littlegirl>And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...</littlegirl>
  <sfx>pop!</sfx>
</line>
<line start="355" end="386" speaker="littlegirl">And then, and then, and then there's a loading sign...</line>
<line start="387" end="444" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">...and it loads for, like, one hundred seconds, and then, and then... and...</line>
<line start="448" end="494" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">...and it loads for one hundred seconds...</line>
<line start="497" end="538" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">...and... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="549" end="614" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">...and... and then it's... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="615" end="659" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">And it loads for one hundred seconds...</line>
<line start="663" end="703" speaker="littlegirl" voiceover="true">And then... and then it's like...</line>
<line start="716" end="767" speaker="strongbad">If I can't check my email, then how I'm s'posed to live my life?</line>
<line start="777" end="804" speaker="strongbad">Dingle dongle dear Stringle Bongle,</line>
<line start="805" end="855" speaker="strongbad">"What do you do to keep up your personal motivation and inspiration?"</line>
<line start="856" end="879" speaker="strongbad">"Sincerely, Mollie B."</line>
<line start="881" end="925" speaker="strongbad">Oh, that is a waste of a perfectly good middle "B" initial, Mollie.</line>
<line start="926" end="941" speaker="strongbad">Lemme fix that for ya.</line>
<line start="944" end="972" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Mollie B. <span style="visibility:hidden">Chowderworth Gruelmanger.</span></line>
<line start="973" end="987" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth <span style="visibility:hidden">Gruelmanger.</span></line>
<line start="988" end="1005" speaker="strongbad">Sincerely, Mollie B. Chowderworth Gruelmanger.</line>
<line start="1009" end="1039" speaker="strongbad">You know, of the Puntington Farms Gruelmangers.</line>
<line start="1045" end="1057" speaker="strongbad">There we go!</line>
<line start="1061" end="1103" speaker="strongbad">For motivation, I do what any great coach does,</line>
<line start="1104" end="1157" speaker="strongbad">and berate myself until I get results or until I quit the team and press charges!</line>
<line start="1163" end="1232" speaker="strongbad">Chowderworth Gruelmanger?! You call that an overly-complicated old-timey last name?!</line>
<line start="1233" end="1258" speaker="strongbad">That is bush-league, son!</line>
<line start="1259" end="1286" speaker="strongbad">I am sick and tired of this crap!</line>
<line start="1290" end="1314" speaker="strongbad">And I'm sick of losing to Purdue!</line>
<line start="1321" end="1362" speaker="coachz">Now that fella really knows how to mortavort a porson.</line>
<line start="1365" end="1373" speaker="sfx">drip</line>
<line start="1376" end="1432" speaker="strongbad">There's also that weird jocked-up thing of punching yourself in the face to get motivated.</line>
<line start="1433" end="1480" speaker="strongbad">But unless you happen to have boxing gloves for hands, I wouldn't recommend it.</line>
<line start="1484" end="1515" speaker="strongmad">YOU CAN DO IT, STRONG MAD.</line>
<line start="1517" end="1558" speaker="strongmad">YOU CAN TALK TO ORANGE JUICE!</line>
<line start="1564" end="1575" speaker="strongmad">AHH...</line>
<line start="1576" end="1585" speaker="strongbad">No, Strong Mad, wait—</line>
<line start="1586" end="1605">
  <strongmad>WAAH!</strongmad>
  <sfx>smash</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1611" end="1668" speaker="strongbad">But if you can afford it, no force is more motivational than...</line>
<line start="1669" end="1710" speaker="strongbad">Spiky ceiling that closes in on you!</line>
<line start="1711" end="1747">
  <strongbad>You better beat this end boss or we're all gonna die! We're all gonna die!</strongbad>
  <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1748" end="1787">
  <strongsad>Aah! It keeps making me jump when I'm not pressing juuuuuuump!!</strongsad>
  <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1787" end="1812">
  <strongbad>Or we're all gonna diiiiiii—</strongbad>
  <sfx>ominous music</sfx>
</line>
<line start="1813" end="5092">Subtitles are not yet done. Please check back later.</line>

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