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For autumn, Strong Bad draws a grand horn of plenty, and then transforms it into a hideous monster.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Date: Wednesday, November 8 2017

Running Time: 2:09

Transcript

{Open with Strong Bad's glove with the opening titles}

STRONG BAD: It's Strong Bad with another Skills of an Artist! This week, it's bountiful harvest time! So naturally, we begin with...

{Strong Bad draws a beanlike figure}

STRONG BAD: A shiny butt. {He adds a rectangular shine. and then a stem and a leaf} No, you guys, it's an apple, or a pear, or a peach or something like that.

{Strong Bad proceeds to draw more round shapes next to the apple}

STRONG BAD: And now this not-shiny butt. It's taking a little bubble bath. Here we go, bub it out. {Strong Bad continues to draw more round shapes down the page} Bub, bub, excessive bub, more bub, bub, bub, bub.

{Strong Bad draws a few more bubbles to the left}

STRONG BAD: Taper that bub down. There we go. {Strong Bad draws a squiggly line on the top and two leaves for a vine} And these are our grapes. Oh, luscious grapes. Look at that. And up here...

{Strong Bad draws a pear-shaped figure behind the apple.}

STRONG BAD: ...uhrm... gourd, I guess. {He draws a stem and many speckles on the gourd} Ob'm know. Can you eat those things? Maybe it's a pear also.

{Fade to show Strong Bad drawing a large enclosing curve around the fruit}

STRONG BAD: Now hideous maw, {he closes the loop on the bottom} as always.

{He adds a parallel curve on top of the first}

STRONG BAD: And, line that out. {He adds a curve next to the grapes} And now, this is gonna get a little advanced, you guys.

{Strong Bad adds smaller and smaller curves to create a cone shape}

STRONG BAD: Through a series of receding ploops, we finish our Horn of Plenty.

{Strong Bad adds a curve each time he says "ploomp". His voice grows higher and faster as the space inside the curves becomes smaller}

STRONG BAD: Ploomp, ploomp. {higher, faster} Ploomp, ploomp. {higher, faster} Ploomp, ploomp. {higher, faster} Ploomp, ploomp. {higher, faster} Ploomp, ploooooomp!

{The curve is now complete.}

{Shading suddenly appears inside the horn without Strong Bad drawing it in}

STRONG BAD: Nothing says "the holidays" like a Horn of Plenty. I can almost feel Grandma's yellow plastic-padded toilet seat already.

{Strong Bad's glove fades out, then fades back in}

STRONG BAD: {struggling} Trying... to resist... urge... to make it... horrible! Can't... resist! {shouting} D'aw, okay!

{Strong Bad proceeds to draw two large fangs on the inside of the horn above the fruit}

STRONG BAD: There's giant fangs in here!

{Strong Bad draws a pair of angry eyes on top of the horn}

STRONG BAD: And it's got horrible, horrible eyes! With slits for pupils!

{Strong Bad draws a spike on the end of the horn and spines along the back}

STRONG BAD: And back here it's got a spiky tail and some spikes along its back!

{Strong Bad draws a leg on the backside}

STRONG BAD: And over here there's like a chicken foot! Oh, man, look at that chicken foot!

{Strong Bad draws a hand next to the foot}

STRONG BAD: And over here there's a human hand! Ach, that's horrible! {He adds squiggles to it} It's hairy like a dad's arm!

{Strong Bad adds a sloppy-looking lobster claw in front of the hand}

STRONG BAD: And over here there's a crab claw!

{He draws a second claw on the right side}

STRONG BAD: And another crab claw! I can't stop it! I can't stop it!

{He adds squiggles below the fruit from horn's mouth}

STRONG BAD: And it's barfing all this plastic fruit from Pier One onto an unsuspecting metropolis! Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, this is clearly... Corn-U-Cop-I-Cron! The Destroyer! Come to devour us all!

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-[[Image:Strongest Man Contest Judges.png|thumb|"Really quite an impressive ball!"]]
+For autumn, Strong Bad draws a grand horn of plenty, and then transforms it into a hideous monster.
-With the help of [[YouTube]]'s automatic subtitles, [[The Brothers Chaps]] celebrate [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]]'s 10th anniversary with a remake of the [[Original Book|original story]].
-'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)]], [[Homestar Runner]], [[Pom Pom|Pump Up]], [[Strong Bad|Strong Bed]], [[The Cheat|Gee]], [[The Announcer]], [[Mr. Bland|Mr. Plan]], [[The Robot (storybook)]], [[Señor|Senior]], [[The Grape Fairie|The Great Fairy]], [[The Fat Bee|The Fat Be]]
+'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|Strong Bad}}
-'''Places:''' [[The Field]], [[Gymnasium]]
+'''Date:''' Wednesday, November 8 2017
-'''Date:''' Monday, August 21, 2006
+'''Running Time:''' 2:09
-'''Running Time:''' 4:25
-'''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner Enters the Longest Page Title on the Website Contest!
-'''DVD:''' [[Everything Else, Volume 3]]
 ==Transcript==
-''{The cover page of the Original Book appears. The book opens to the first page.}''
-''{Homestar Runner changes into his modern form, and the old background is replaced by The Field. A record scratch noise is heard.}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Everybody loves to me! How would you ever ghastly?
-''{Pom Pom enters and pulls out a flier}''
-'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Astrology's mare in the wall contest? ''{pan to a closeup of Homestar Runner}'' Oh, sweet dog, you go up all over with.
-''{Pan to the gymnasium, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are wearing aerobic gear and lifting weights. The training music from [[montage]] is playing in the background.}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Extra sauce, Bob Bob! Let me see a four on that extra sauce! Let strangers where the wall car just ain't gonna win itself!
-''{Pan to a scene of the setting sun. Silhouettes of Homestar Runner and Pom Pom jump up and high five each other.}''
-''{Fade out. Cut back to the Field, where Homestar Runner and Pom Pom are walking to the right.}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Red, Pom Pom, I feel great! I feel flesh is a bagel! I bet I could lift fifty Strongest Man in the Wall Contest!
-''{They approach a sign pointing the way to the contest, where Strong Bad and The Cheat are waiting.}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, long to cheat! If it isn't the big, fat, yellow blob and Pom Pom!
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' Whoop late. ''{closer closeup of Homestar}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' You&mdash; wait. ''{another closeup}'' Hey! ''{normal view}'' Wait&mdash;
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Let me break it down for you like this: I am the very strongest. Well, on the other hand, inversely, you guys are ''not'' very strong!
-'''POM POM:''' ''{looks angry, loud bubble noises}''
-''{Strong Bad reacts in surprise.}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Whoa, Pom Pom! Let's chill down the language before the contest, huh?
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Come on, gee. We better go start signing autographs. There's a pretty big line building up over there. ''{exits with The Cheat}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looking determined}'' Come on, Pom Pom! Let's go get Strong Bed's autograph!
-''{Pom Pom gives Homestar an annoyed look, but Homestar doesn't notice.}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I hear there's a pretty big vine building up.
-''{Cheering voices over momentarily before cutting to a banner reading "Strongest Man In The World Contest".}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover over microphone}'' Ladies and gentlemen, you ''cannot'' be ready for the ''{pan down to show The Announcer}'' Strongest Man in the World Contest!
-''{He flips the microphone from one hand to the other.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Next meet our smoking-hot contestants!
-''{Cut to a darkened scene with a silhouette of Mr. Bland and disco lights in the background.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Healing from the middle of the road, the prince of plane, the master of Monday, ''{spotlight turns on}'' Mr. Plan!
-''{Cut to a beige background of panning cubes and "mr. bland" scrolls to the right. Mr. Bland strikes an action pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And text a returning champion, the walking&mdash;
-''{Cut to a similar disco lights scene with The Robot in silhouette.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' &mdash;metal robot... The Robot!
-''{A spotlight shines on The Robot and he waves. A blue background of screws and hex nuts pans in, and "The Robot" appears while The Robot holds a waving pose. Cut back to The Announcer.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And from Foreign Lands, before advanced:
-''{Cut back to the disco scene, now with Señor in silhouette.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Senior Hahaha Having A Little Trouble!
-''{A brown background of [[beans]] pans in, and "Señor" appears while Señor strikes an action pose.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' And...
-''{Cut to silhouettes of Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar Runner, whose respective spotlights turn on as their names are mentioned.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{quickly}'' Pom-Pom-Strong-Adult.
-''{Homestar looks surprised. Cut back to The Announcer. The scene is bright again.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Great Fairy! Hit me with da rules!
-''{Pan up to The Grape Fairie riding his bee. He makes a scroll appear that reads "Rules".}''
-'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' ''{in a Bronx accent}'' I use those brains, listen up smart. I started off with like twenty grapes.
-''{A pile of [[grapes]] takes the place of the floating scroll.}''
-'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' That I is one at a time.
-''{A grape appears above the pile.}''
-'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' The bomb was the most grapes&mdash;
-''{A golden bowl-shaped trophy appears in place of the grapes.}''
-'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' &mdash;where's this gold ball.
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{from offscreen; sounds impressed}'' Gang, Pom Pom, you see that gold ball? ''{zooms in on "golbol"}'' That's a nice gold ball.
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Let's get this over with!
-'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ah-sealed. ''{zaps a pile of grapes on top of the contestants}''
-'''MR. BLAND:''' ''{speaking monotone}'' Okay... This is going really well.
-''{The pile of grapes crushes Mr. Bland.}''
-'''MR. BLAND:''' Oh.
-''{Cut to silhoettes of everyone on a yellow background.}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Down goes Bland!
-'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Ba-ba! ''{pings a single grape over each contestant}''
-''{Cut to Señor, impossibly balancing the entire pile on one hand.}''
-'''SEÑOR:''' Oh, no, boy. I having a little trouble!
-''{The pile falls on Señor, accompanied by the word "Sblounskched!" and the sound of a bowling ball hitting some pins.  He sticks his arm out of the grapes.}''
-'''SEÑOR:''' I feel alive!
-''{Cut to Strong Bad and The Cheat, with Pom Pom in the background.}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Her cheek&mdash;
-'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' &mdash;you're our friend The Robot is about to do a set of his acoustic numbers. Or should I say, unplug?
-'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{affirmative The Cheat noises, salutes}''
-''{The Cheat slides to the feet of The Robot, who is apparently plugged into an outlet on a very small section of wall out of nowhere.}''
-'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}'' ''{looks around, unplugs The Robot's cord, and slides away}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
-''{Cut to The Robot, who shuts down and drops the pile of grapes. General sad "Aw"s among the crowd are heard as the eyes of The Robot disappear slowly.}''
-''{Cut to Homestar, whose grapes appear to be floating in mid-air, due to his lack of visible arms.}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{looks around}'' Did nobody just see that?! Judge? Fairy? Giant be?
-''{Cut to The Grape Fairie and The Announcer, who are admiring the bowl and not paying attention to the contest.}''
-'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Honest a guy, Mookie Wilson gave me gobo to my aunt in 1974.
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' Really quite an impressive ball.
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{off screen}'' Hellooo?
-'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Oh. Right.
-''{Cut to Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar.}''
-'''THE GRAPE FAIRIE:''' Crazy eights! ''{poofs another grape on top of everyone}''
-''{Strong Bad begins to lose his grip on the grapes.}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh, gee! Big help here! Big help!
-'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{rushes over}'' ''{The Cheat noises}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Okay... Even and out there on the south side.
-'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Up her up.
-''{Cut to Homestar.}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, I'd seriously. And forced it was cute, but dis is just poor-the-line unsportsmanlike! Let me outline my master plan. I will (a) drop my grapes, and (b) I'd cover that cheat! ''{drops his grapes; walks over to Strong Bad and The Cheat}'' Could I just borrow this a second? ''{grabs The Cheat}''
-'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{surprised The Cheat noises}''
-''{Homestar kicks The Cheat about his feet like a hackysack, then does a slow-motion flip and bicycle kicks The Cheat off screen.}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{wobbling, melodramatically}'' Oh!
-''{Strong Bad drops a couple of grapes, then the entire pile crushes him.  The action-pose scene appears, this time with a green grapes background, "squished bad", and Strong Bad under his pile of grapes.}''
-''{Cut to Pom Pom}''
-'''THE ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Pump Up wins!
-''{Pom Pom winks; a record scratch sounds, cut to Homestar}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Right, what?!
-''{Cut to Strong Bad, still buried.}''
-'''STRONG BAD:''' Ohh... These grapes are succulently crushing my windpipe... Ooh, but they're seedless! ''{The pile of grapes begins to collapse as Strong Bad eats it}''
-''{Cut to Homestar and Pom Pom holding the golbol.}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' All right, seriously, Pop Pop. Give it a golf ball!
-'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises, pulls the golbol back a bit}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Yeah, that's good. But I still what. I sportsman like everybody! Now give me a gold ball!
-'''POM POM:''' ''{bubble noises}''
-'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' I lied, fine. You can give it to me for my birthday. Now check out my big league game!
-''{Homestar crosses his left leg over his right and jumps into the air. The Grape Fairie and the Fat Bee enter from the upper right, the announcer from the lower left. Pom Pom jumps in the air holding the trophy. The scene fades into the last page of the Original Book with "1996-2006" written across the upper left. The ending also provides a link to the original book.}''
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-=Smarty Juice=
-[[File:SmartyJuice.png|thumb|100px|Down the hatch!]]
-'''Smarty Juice''' is a type of beverage that comes in a brown glass bottle with an orange label, available in "Swirly Font" flavor. Its side effects include "drowsiness, euphoria, and unbelievably soothing children's programming", implying possible alcohol. It is first mentioned in [[Skills of an Artist#Cartoon Characters|Skills of an Artist - Cartoon Characters]], when [[Strong Bad]] compares [[Homestar Runner]]'s eyes as he draws them to "Smarty Juice drops". Later, Strong Bad, Homestar, [[The Cheat]], [[Strong Mad]], [[Coach Z]], [[Bubs]] and presumably [[Marzipan]] drink ten-year expired Smarty Juice, which causes them to somehow hallucinate and act in the children's show [[Characters from Yonder Website]]. [[Strong Sad]], deciding that the side effects sound okay, drinks a bottle himself and joins them. The drink may have some relation to "Faceless Megacorp".
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-=Toons=
-''[list of toons]''
-== Special Cartoons ==
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-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:Strong Bad Gameways logo.png|75px]]
-| [[Strong Bad Gameways]]
-| Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.
-| 1:53
-| 2008
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-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:coack z puke video.png|75px]]
-| [[Coach Z pukes in dude's toupee]]
-| A quality videograph wherein Coach Z, being of pukeable stature, pukemakes most moistly into the perceived hairpiece of another wholly different and completely unrelated dude.
-| 0:19
-| 2009
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-|align=center| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:Strong Bad Worldbuilders Book.jpg|50px]]
-| [[Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer) - Worldbuilders 2014|Strong Bad reads "The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden" (Teaser Trailer)]]
-| Strong Bad, your favorite character, and according to him the ONLY character on Homestar Runner, has teased you with a teasing teaser for his upcoming masterpiece, "[[Strong Bad Classics!|The Ocelot and the Porridge Maiden]]".
-| 0:53
-| 2014
-|-
-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:joystick-wagglin-halloween.png|75px]]
-| [[Joystick Wagglin' with Videlectrix: Halloween Edition]]
-| Special Halloween edition of Joystick Waggling'
-| 3:09
-| 2016
-|-
-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA1.png|75px]]
-| [[Skills of an Artist#Sammich|Skills of an Artist - Sammich]]
-| The master of the foreshortened pizzang draws a ham sammy. Mmmm...seasoned fortulami.
-| 1:54
-| 2017
-|-
-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA2.png|75px]]
-| [[Skills of an Artist#Posh Toilet Paper|Skills of an Artist - Posh Toilet Paper]]
-| Squanch it out! Draw the fanciest toilet papes money can buy.
-| 1:36
-| 2017
-|-
-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA3.png|75px]]
-| [[Skills of an Artist#Cannonmouth|Skills of an Artist - Cannonmouth]]
-| The new classic? You better believe it! It's picture day for Cannonmouth!
-| 1:38
-| 2017
-|-
-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA4.png|75px]]
-| [[Skills of an Artist#Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds|Skills of an Artist - Strong Sad's Severed Soolnds]]
-| Go from severed leg to quaint bistro restrooms in no time! It's marinara, mom!
-| 1:58
-| 2017
-|-
-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA5.png|75px]]
-| [[Skills of an Artist#Muscleman|Skills of an Artist - Muscleman]]
-| Bulging bundles and number 2 pencils! Strong Bad shares his best ab drawing tips.
-| 1:38
-| 2017
-|-
-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA6.png|75px]]
-| [[Skills of an Artist#End Boss|Skills of an Artist - End Boss]]
-| Strong Bad busts out the graph paper to design the best end boss ever!
-| 2:14
-| 2017
-|-
-| {{hcount|YouTube}}[[Image:TwitterSOAA7.png|75px]]
-| [[Skills of an Artist#Cartoon Characters|Skills of an Artist - Cartoon Characters]]
-| Learn to draw Character 1 and Character 2 using the most laid back methods ever devised (far-out).
-| 2:05
-| 2017
-|}
-===[[strongbad_email.exe]]===
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-| Strong Bad gives safety tips for his Gameways.
-| 1:53
-| 2008
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-==207 Seconds (Rough Estimate)==
-''(The entirety of [[160 Seconds]], but with "160" in the intro replaced with "207")''
-[[4 branches]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Chinese b-
-[[the chair]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Class!
-[[what i want]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Forgettably precious.
-[[looking old]]: '''MARZIPAN:''' Up to your chin right
-[[strong badathlon]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To the wrong athletes
-[[unnatural]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Kill him? '''STRONG SAD:''' We do-
-[[the movies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -tuce. Throw
-[[your funeral]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Abraham Lincoln
-[[from work]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' -veges. It helps
-[[rough copy]]: '''STRONG SAD:''' -tellectual property.
-[[underlings]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Get Mrs. Hard-
-[[more armies]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Saaay
-[[the paper]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Doesn't quite
-[[mini-golf]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' In this infernal pl-
-[[concert]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Nope. They're a
-[[hygiene]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' No matter what he does.
-[[original]]: '''BUBS:''' B'zuh!
-[[bike thief]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Side of this couch
-[[pizza joint]]: '''MAN IN PIZZA COSTUME:''' It burns!
-[[slumber party]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Can you guys start
-[[web comics]]: '''TAKE DAGGER:''' Hiya
+''{Open with Strong Bad's glove with the opening titles}''
-[[business trip]]: '''THE KING OF TOWN:''' Units? '''STRONG BAD:''' What
+'''STRONG BAD:''' It's Strong Bad with another Skills of an Artist! This week, it's bountiful harvest time! So naturally, we begin with...
-[[yes wrestling]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' The power... of
+''{Strong Bad draws a beanlike figure}''
-[[diorama]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -lupe Hidalgo
+'''STRONG BAD:''' A shiny butt. ''{He adds a rectangular shine. and then a stem and a leaf}'' No, you guys, it's an apple, or a pear, or a peach or something like that.
-[[nightlife]]: '''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' More...more
+''{Strong Bad proceeds to draw more round shapes next to the apple}''
-[[environment]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' -pliant sticker!
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And now this not-shiny butt. It's taking a little bubble bath. Here we go, bub it out. ''{Strong Bad continues to draw more round shapes down the page}'' Bub, bub, excessive bub, more bub, bub, bub, bub.
-[[winter pool]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' You're such a good
+''{Strong Bad draws a few more bubbles to the left}''
-[[fan club]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(screams)''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Taper that bub down. There we go. ''{Strong Bad draws a squiggly line on the top and two leaves for a vine}'' And these are our grapes. Oh, luscious grapes. Look at that. And up here...
-[[pet show]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Potion. A taste
+''{Strong Bad draws a pear-shaped figure behind the apple.}''
-[[licensed]]: (Strong Bad slides) '''STRONG BAD:''' What's
+'''STRONG BAD:''' ...uhrm... gourd, I guess. ''{He draws a stem and many speckles on the gourd}'' Ob'm know. Can you eat those things? Maybe it's a pear also.
-[[buried]]: '''BUBS:''' Is! '''STRONG SAD:''' Uh
+''{Fade to show Strong Bad drawing a large enclosing curve around the fruit}''
-[[shapeshifter]]: '''COACH Z:''' Coming to your concession
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Now hideous maw, ''{he closes the loop on the bottom}'' as always.
-[[rated]]: '''BUBS:''' Bake sale!
+''{He adds a parallel curve on top of the first}''
-[[specially marked]]: ''(The [[Deleted]] buzzer, and a message reading "SBEMAIL 194 IS NOT INCLUDED BECAUSE IT DOES NOT HAVE A 194th SECOND")''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And, line that out. ''{He adds a curve next to the grapes}'' And now, this is gonna get a little advanced, you guys.
-[[love poems]]: '''HOMESTAR:''' Apples!
+''{Strong Bad adds smaller and smaller curves to create a cone shape}''
-[[hiding]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Coma!
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Through a series of receding ploops, we finish our Horn of Plenty.
-[[your edge]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Where'd you check?
+''{Strong Bad adds a curve each time he says "ploomp". His voice grows higher and faster as the space inside the curves becomes smaller}''
-[[magic trick]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' But now, not only does
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Ploomp, ploomp. ''{higher, faster}'' Ploomp, ploomp. ''{higher, faster}'' Ploomp, ploomp. ''{higher, faster}'' Ploomp, ploomp. ''{higher, faster}'' Ploomp, ploooooomp!
-[[being mean]]: '''HUNGRY SHARK:''' Makes me wanna
+''{The curve is now complete.}''
-[[email thunder]]: ''(Strong Bad runs out of Homestar's computer room)''
+''{Shading suddenly appears inside the horn without Strong Bad drawing it in}''
-[[hremail3184]]: '''COACH Z:''' Bad! I was gonna
+'''STRONG BAD:''' Nothing says "the holidays" like a Horn of Plenty. I can almost feel Grandma's yellow plastic-padded toilet seat already.
-[[imaginary]]: '''LIL' STRONG BAD:''' -ti! I'd like you to meet
+''{Strong Bad's glove fades out, then fades back in}''
-[[independent]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Solid gold sc-
+'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{struggling}'' Trying... to resist... urge... to make it... horrible! Can't... resist! ''{shouting}'' D'aw, okay!
-[[dictionary]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' To Z
+''{Strong Bad proceeds to draw two large fangs on the inside of the horn above the fruit}''
-[[videography]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' ''(chuckles)''
+'''STRONG BAD:''' There's giant fangs in here!
-[[sbemail206]]: '''ANNOUNCER:''' For all your consummate
+''{Strong Bad draws a pair of angry eyes on top of the horn}''
-[[too cool]]: '''STRONG BAD:''' Mysteriously with no return
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And it's got horrible, horrible eyes! With slits for pupils!
-== homestarrunnerdotcom ==
+''{Strong Bad draws a spike on the end of the horn and spines along the back}''
-[[User:Gfdgsgxgzgdrc/sandbox#homestarrunnerdotcom]]
-==Sbemail Filmography==
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And back here it's got a spiky tail and some spikes along its back!
-==[[Homestar Runner]]===
+''{Strong Bad draws a leg on the backside}''
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2001 || 7 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|14.3%
-|-
-| 2002 || 49 || 10 || 11 || 20.4% || 22.4%
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || 16 || 20 || 44.4% || 55.5%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || 20 || 23 || 71.4% || 82.1%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|16 || colspan=2|84.2%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || 17 || 20 || 70.8% || 83.3%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|20 || colspan=2|90.9%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|12 || colspan=2|80%
-|-
-| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|80%
-|-
-| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 117 || 128 || 56.5% || 61.8%
-|}
-===[[Strong Sad]]===
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And over here there's like a chicken foot! Oh, man, look at that chicken foot!
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2001 || 7 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|14.3%
-|-
-| 2002 || 49 || 5 || 7 || 10.2% || 14.3%
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || 18 || 19 || 50% || 52.7%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || 8 || 12 || 28.6% || 42.8%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|8 || colspan=2|42.1%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || 10 || 14 || 41.6% || 58.3%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|15 || colspan=2|68.1%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || 9 || 11 || 60% || 73.3%
-|-
-| 2009 || 5 ||colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|80%
-|-
-| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 80 || 93 || 38.6% || 44.9%
-|}
-===[[Strong Mad]]===
+''{Strong Bad draws a hand next to the foot}''
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|4.1%
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || 6 || 7 || 16.6% || 19.4%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || 8 || 10 || 28.6% || 35.7%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|31.6%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|4 ||colspan=2|16.6%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|6 ||colspan=2|27.2%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || 3 || 4 || 20% || 26.6%
-|-
-| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|20%
-|-
-| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-|Total || 207 || 38 || 42 || 18.4% || 20.3%
-|}
-===[[The Cheat]]===
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And over here there's a human hand! Ach, that's horrible! ''{He adds squiggles to it}'' It's hairy like a dad's arm!
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2002 || 49 || 14 || 15 || 28.6% || 30.6%
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || 22 || 24 || 61.1% || 66.6%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|18 || colspan=2|64.2%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || 15 || 16 || 78.9% || 84.2%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|15 || colspan=2|62.5%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|16 || colspan=2|72.7%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|11 || colspan=2|73.3%
-|-
-| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|3 ||colspan=2|60%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 114 || 118 || 55.1% || 57%
-|}
-===[[Marzipan]]===
+''{Strong Bad adds a sloppy-looking lobster claw in front of the hand}''
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|4.1%
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|5 || colspan=2|13.9%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || 7 || 8 || 25% || 28.6%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || 5 || 7 || 26.3% || 36.8%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|9 || colspan=2|37.5%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || 6 || 7 || 27.2% || 31.9%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || 3 || 4 || 20% || 26.6%
-|-
-| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|2 ||colspan=2|40%
-|-
-| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 ||colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 40 || 45 || 19.3% || 21.7%
-|}
-===[[Coach Z]]===
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And over here there's a crab claw!
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|7 || colspan=2|14.3%
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || 12 || 14 || 33.3% || 38.9%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|10 || colspan=2|35.7%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || 7 || 8 || 36.8% || 42.1%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || 8 || 11 || 33.3% || 45.8%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || 8 || 11 || 36.3% || 50%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|10 || colspan=2|66.6%
-|-
-| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|40%
-|-
-| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 66 || 75 || 31.9% || 36.2%
-|}
-===[[Bubs]]===
+''{He draws a second claw on the right side}''
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|5 || colspan=2|10.2%
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|9 || colspan=2|25%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|9 || colspan=2|32.1%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || colspan=2|5 || colspan=2|26.3%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || 9 || 12 || 37.5% || 50%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || colspan=2|8 || colspan=2|36.3%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|40%
-|-
-| 2015 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| 2017 || 1 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|100%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 53 || 56 || 25.6% || 27.1%
-|}
-===[[Pom Pom]]===
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And another crab claw! I can't stop it! I can't stop it!
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2002 || 49 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|4.1%
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|11.1%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|7.1%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || 3 || 4 || 15.7% || 21%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || 3 || 4 || 12.5% || 16.6%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || 4 || 5 || 18.2% || 22.7%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|26.6%
-|-
-| 2009 || 5 || colspan=2|1 || colspan=2|20%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 23 || 26 || 11.1% || 12.6%
-|}
-===[[The King of Town]]===
+''{He adds squiggles below the fruit from horn's mouth}''
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || 3 || 4 || 8.3% || 11.1%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || 6 || 7 || 21.4% || 25%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || 6 || 7 || 31.6% || 36.8%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|16.6%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || 8 || 9 || 36.3% || 41%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || 3 || 6 || 20% || 40%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 30 || 37 || 14.5% || 17.8%
-|}
-===[[The Poopsmith]]===
+'''STRONG BAD:''' And it's barfing all this plastic fruit from Pier One onto an unsuspecting metropolis! Oh, I'm so sorry! Oh, this is clearly... Corn-U-Cop-I-Cron! The Destroyer! Come to devour us all!
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
-|-
-| 2003 || 36 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|16.6%
-|-
-| 2004 || 28 || colspan=2|4 || colspan=2|14.3%
-|-
-| 2005 || 19 || 0 || 1 || 0% || 5.2%
-|-
-| 2006 || 24 || colspan=2|6 || colspan=2|25%
-|-
-| 2007 || 22 || 2 || 3 || 9.1% || 13.6%
-|-
-| 2008 || 15 || colspan=2|2 || colspan=2|13.3%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 20 || 22 || 9.6% || 10.6%
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-===[[Homsar]]===
+==Fun Facts==
-{| class="wikitable"
-! style="width:20%;" | Year !! Number of Emails !! Appearances !! Including Easter Eggs !! Percentage !! Including Easter Eggs
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-| 2001 || 7 || colspan=2|1 || 14.3%
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-| 2009 || 5 || 0 || 1 || 0% || 20%
-|-
-| Total || 207 || 14 || 18 || 6.7% || 8.7%
-|}
-==Trapped City, Canada: Wiki Edition==
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