cliffhangers

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"Prepare to be resolved!"

Strong Bad resolves three cliffhangers, and is confronted with "sweet mother irony."

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Homsar, The King of Town, Coach Z, Bubs/The Thnikkaman, The Cheat, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Homestar Runner

Places: Computer Room, A Cliff, Coach Z's Locker Room, The Proud Anselmo, Strong Sad's Room, Bubs' Concession Stand, The Office

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: September 18, 2006

Running Time: 3:15 (Approximate)

Page Title: Lappy 486

Transcript

STRONG BAD: (singing) Oooh, it's a e-email, money, money, money. Oooh-ooh. Shut up. (brings up email)

subject: cliffhangers

Dear Strong Bad,
Resolve all the cliffhangers please.

Thanks,
Jake

STRONG BAD: {typing} Hmmmmm. The clifhangers, eh? I never really thought to cal them that, but I guess it is what they are. Yeah. Why not? {gets up, accompanied by the geddup noise}

{Cut to a frontside of a cliff. Homsar and the KOT are both attatched to seperate ropes, which are attatched to the side of the cliff.}

HOMSAR: This dinner party is top dollar!

{Strong Bad is seen walking up to the edge of the cliff. Zoom in on him.}

STRONG BAD: Alright, cliffhangers. Prepare to be resolved!

{Strong Bad takes out a knife and slices both the ropes, causing the King of Town and Homsar to fall to the bottom, which is not seen.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, and I brought you some snacks.

{Strong Bad tosses some paper bags down the cliff.}

KING OF TOWN: {Echoey} You're a good friend, Strong Bad!

{Strong Bad leaves. Cut back to Strong Bad's computer room. Strong Bad sits back down, and the screen has already been cleared.}

STRONG BAD: Alright, alright. I know what you really mean, Jakesy. So, you say you want a resolution, huh?

{Static away to the words "Cliffhanger #1" on a dark grey screen. Then, cut to the Locker Room. The Thnikkaman is crammed into a locker, bound with ropes. Coach Z is facing him.}

COACH Z: And now, Thnikkaman, at long last, the world will discover your secret, sorcret identity!

{Cut to a closeup of Coach Z's face.}

COACH Z: Therefore, rendering you useless as a Thnikkaman!

{Cut back to the original view of the locker room.}

THNIKKAMAN: I'll render you toothless!

COACH Z: Now, give me them cool shades!

{Coach Z swipes at the Thnikkaman's "cool shades". Just as he's about to take them off, freeze the frame. Coach Z's arm is blurred. Zoom in, and play the "dun, dun, duuun" sound effect.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on the ransom note at the end to see an extra scene in the office with Homestar and Strong Bad.
• Click on the power plug to see a scene with Coach Z and Bubs at the concession stand.
• Click on Jake to see a book called "Little Jakey Pleasenthanks" by Dr. Sportsinterviews.