Wireless Bizness
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'''Wireless Bizness''' was an abandoned project created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to have [[Strong Bad Email]]s on mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]. [[E-mail Birds]] are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated. | '''Wireless Bizness''' was an abandoned project created by [[The Brothers Chaps]] to have [[Strong Bad Email]]s on mobile phones supporting [[Wikipedia:Wireless Application Protocol|WAP]]. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the [[TV Time Toons Menu]]. [[E-mail Birds]] are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated. | ||
==Likely WAP Emails== | ==Likely WAP Emails== | ||
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| - | <blockquote | + | <blockquote> |
| - | Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.<br/> | + | Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.<br /> |
| - | -Stu<br/> | + | -Stu<br /> |
| - | <br/> | + | <br /> |
No such thing, Stu. No such thing. | No such thing, Stu. No such thing. | ||
</blockquote> | </blockquote> | ||
| - | <blockquote | + | <blockquote>how are you why don't you make a joke<br /> |
| - | how are you why don't you make a joke<br/> | + | kiss<br /> |
| - | kiss<br/> | + | bettina<br /> |
| - | bettina<br/> | + | <br /> |
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Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?</blockquote> | Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?</blockquote> | ||
| - | <blockquote | + | <blockquote>Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br /> |
| - | Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you<br/> | + | think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br /> |
| - | think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!<br/> | + | -Jeffrey Gilligan<br /> |
| - | -Jeffrey Gilligan<br/> | + | <br /> |
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I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!</blockquote> | I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!</blockquote> | ||
| - | <blockquote | + | <blockquote>Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!<br /> |
| - | neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br/> | + | neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.<br /> |
| - | <nowiki>*</nowiki>kick*<br/> | + | <nowiki>*</nowiki>kick*<br /> |
| - | <br/> | + | <br /> |
| - | -Naomi, AB<br/> | + | -Naomi, AB<br /> |
| - | <br/> | + | <br /> |
| - | Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* | + | Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp</blockquote> |
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| + | ==Real-World References== | ||
| + | *Salty plum soda exists in real life and is in fact a staple of [[Wikipedia:Vietnamese cuisine|Vietnamese cuisine]]. | ||
==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
| - | *[[ | + | *[[OldHR:wireless.html|view the page leading to the non-existent WAP page]] |
| - | *[[HR: | + | *[[HR:media/pages/toons/3bcf0cc252-1609343368/menu_sbemail.gif|view the only available WAP email, with added animation]] |
| + | {{missinginfo|other emails ([[Talk:Wireless Bizness|at least one]] may be undocumented)}} | ||
[[Category:Secret Pages]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]] | [[Category:Secret Pages]][[Category:Not Quite Strong Bad Emails]] | ||
Current revision as of 23:47, 29 December 2021
Wireless Bizness was an abandoned project created by The Brothers Chaps to have Strong Bad Emails on mobile phones supporting WAP. At the time it was accessible, the few emails that were in it were all plain text with short emails having short answers. One of them was later given animation and featured on the TV Time Toons Menu. E-mail Birds are reportedly based on another three WAP emails. It is not known why this project was terminated.
[edit] Likely WAP Emails
Dear Strong Bad, I drank too much salty plum soda.
-Stu
No such thing, Stu. No such thing.
how are you why don't you make a joke
kiss
bettina
Uh, I'm fine, Bettina. Why don't you make a sentence?
Homestar Runner is a total dork. Don't you
think he's a total dork? I think he's a total dork!
-Jeffrey Gilligan
I agree. Don't you think I agree? I agree!
Do you like to horse ride? I am horse woman!
neigh. Horse woman can beat Strong Bad up.
*kick*
-Naomi, AB
Strong Bad feed horse woman poison oats. *sting* -15 hp
[edit] Real-World References
- Salty plum soda exists in real life and is in fact a staple of Vietnamese cuisine.
[edit] External Links
- view the page leading to the non-existent WAP page
- view the only available WAP email, with added animation
| This article requires information that is no longer accessible. Our records are currently incomplete, but you could help the wiki by contributing your knowledge on the matter. Missing: other emails (at least one may be undocumented) |
