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-	==The Smoking Monkey==	+	'''Man!''' It's been like, over a freaking year, and there's still no re-imaginin' going on for this user page! No graphics, no funny statements, no funny questions! Not even a miserable italicized word!
		+	[[image:homestar.jpg|thumb|500px|right|<small>The cause of the disappearance of the T-Zone?</small>]]
		+	''That's better.''
-	[[Image:thesmokingmonkey.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''The Smoking Monkey Enjoys a Smoke and a'' '''''Froid Un''''']]	+	==The Failure of Imagination (Or, Why No One Should Ever Compose Streams of Consciousness)==
		+	<small>'''DISCLAIMER: None of the following is true, nor is it endorsed by the Homestar Runner Wiki, employees of SOGLO, Ltd., or any sandals, anywhere. Maybe Teva sandals, but that would be the exception.'''</small>
-	Overcome with malaise and a general sense of ennui that he picked up as head of the Louve's ''Département D'Étude De Primat'', the Smoking Monkey was full of despair. He turned to cigarettes and beer, as he usually did, but these only served to cast him further into darkness.	+	The Smoking Monkey thinks that [[Strong Sad|when angels cry]], this means Vlad Guerrero has a season-ending MCL injury. When someone says, "I Can't!" he replies ,"not ''the'' Immanuel Kant, philosopher extrordinaire?" He believes firmly that everything Homestar says is really a coded message somehow linked to that piece of tire he once saw on Route 95. He feels it's not always right to hold the door open for little old ladies - what is he, a professional doorman? No, no, no. He is, was, and shall be a proponent for getting manatees put on restaurant menus, expunging the word "crotchless" from the English language, and tapioca. Lots of thick, rich, tapioca.
-	Then, his friend Yves-Roland told him something wonderful.	+	Dee-lish.
-	"Avez-vous essayé le coureur de Homestar?" Yves wanted to know.	+	&mdash; {{User:Thesmokingmonkey/sig}} 03:57, 25 July 2007 (UTC)
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-	"Mais non," said the Smoking Monkey, putting out his cigarette on a half-eaten croissant.	+
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-	"Alors vous devez voir!" announced Yves, and together they journeyed to an internet cafe.	+
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-	There, the Smoking Monkey spent the rest of the day and all of the next watching every single '''[[Homestar Runner]]''' cartoon - twice.	+
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-	These days, when not sleeping at work, the Smoking Monkey fantasizes about new Homestar adventures and dreams of the day he, too, can venture to Free County USA, and have some Grumblecakes. For truly, the Smoking Monkey is a thief and a liar.	+
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-	''FAVORITE CHARACTER'': [[The King of Town]]	+
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-	''FAVORITE TOON'': [[crazy cartoon]]	+
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-	''OFTEN HEARD REMARKING'':"They tell me not to, but I still drinks it!"	+

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Current revision as of 03:57, 25 July 2007

Man! It's been like, over a freaking year, and there's still no re-imaginin' going on for this user page! No graphics, no funny statements, no funny questions! Not even a miserable italicized word!

That's better.

[edit] The Failure of Imagination (Or, Why No One Should Ever Compose Streams of Consciousness)

DISCLAIMER: None of the following is true, nor is it endorsed by the Homestar Runner Wiki, employees of SOGLO, Ltd., or any sandals, anywhere. Maybe Teva sandals, but that would be the exception.

The Smoking Monkey thinks that when angels cry, this means Vlad Guerrero has a season-ending MCL injury. When someone says, "I Can't!" he replies ,"not the Immanuel Kant, philosopher extrordinaire?" He believes firmly that everything Homestar says is really a coded message somehow linked to that piece of tire he once saw on Route 95. He feels it's not always right to hold the door open for little old ladies - what is he, a professional doorman? No, no, no. He is, was, and shall be a proponent for getting manatees put on restaurant menus, expunging the word "crotchless" from the English language, and tapioca. Lots of thick, rich, tapioca.

Dee-lish.

— THE SMOKING MONKEY 03:57, 25 July 2007 (UTC)