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| + | == History subsection for [[Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits]] == |
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| + | [[Strong Bad Sings]], a toon about a fictional album of music sung by [[Strong Bad]], was released in 2000. |
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- | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{film|Strong Bad}}, {{film|King of Town}}
| + | The CD went into production in 2003. Matt mentioned the CD was in progress [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|in May]] and [[Legion Studios Interviews|in August]], [[Homestarrunner.net Interview - 21 May 2003|expressing the plan]] was for the CD to come out "this summer". By October, the CD [[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|was described as]] "done" and [[FSU Talk - 7 Nov 2003|"soon to be released"]]. November 10 saw a more concrete announcement: A [[Main Page message]] promising "CD out next week", alongside six short clips of songs: Trogdor, The System is Down, The Cheat is Not Dead, and I Think I Have A Chance With This Guy. As promised, the CD was made available for sale November 17, 2003 until it sold out 21 years later in November 2024. |
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- | '''Costumes (in order of appearance):''' [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]]
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- | '''Places:''' [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]]
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- | '''Date:''' Saturday, November 30, 2024
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- | '''Running Time:''' 3:54
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- | '''Page Title:''' Glen With Grape!
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- | ==Transcript==
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- | ''{Fade in the Basement of the Brothers Strong. The projector screen comes down and the lights dim. When the projector turns on, Strong Bad stands in front of it.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Since only one of us dressed up for Halloween this year, ''{Homestar Runner in his Impressive Preacher costume flies onto the screen}'' it's only fitting that I just look at one fanstume. ''{Homestar leaves}'' But don't worry. ''{pumps fists}'' It's gonna be a deep dive into that one fanstume. And the only thing that's better than deep dives is a musical deep dive!
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- | ''{Strong Bad leaps out of the scene as music begins to play. Title card reads "Fanstume [singular] 2024".}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Whoa-hoh! I wanna thank you so!<br> For dressing up like that one joke from my Roomisode!<br> Whoa-hoh! I wanna thank you so!<br> For dressing up like that one joke from my roomisode.
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- | '''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{low quality}'' Oh, check me out, I'm Stoplight Head! Disruptor of traffic patterns! Bane of the DOT!
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' It's a perfect combination ''{the photo dances}'' of obscure refermation!<br> And half-decent costume fabrication!
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- | ''{Rave lights spin around. Close up on the photo.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Put a file folder box on your head!
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- | ''{A diagram, Fig. 3a, Singular Fanstume, shows a box getting placed on a man's head. He gives a thumbs up.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' That you painted yellow, black, green and red! Next time, if you don't mind, may I suggest{{--}}
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- | ''{Squares of color come out from the photo.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Use colored construction paper ''{the papers fold and markers draw on the photo}'' instead of this scribble mess!
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- | ''{Back to the full photo.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{rapping}'' Now let's talk about the gloves! ''{disembodied boxing gloves appear on screen}'' The mitts, {Coach Z hands appear}, the claws, ''{two The Cheat arms appear}'' the meathooks! ''{Two Strong Mad hands appear on the photo, then all disappear}'' At first glance it's fine, ''{splits into two photographs}'' but you take a second look, ''{A question mark appears on one of the "gloves", which is not a glove}'' What the crap? What the crap? ''{Zoom in and rotate}'' Are you just holding a couple of red baseball caps?
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- | ''{Record needle scratches.}''
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- | ''{The lights dim, and two candles appear with a boxing glove on a metal tray.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Now, if you don't have boxing gloves at home, I understand. ''{The boxing glove stands up}'' It's not the kind of thing a lot of people have ''{glove lays down}'' laying around.
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- | ''{The candles and dish disappear.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' There are so many things that are red and round ''{such as, a red balloon, a red bowling ball, an apple, a tomato, a red globe, and another fruit. These disappear and replace the hats on the photo, ending on the globes}'' That you probably had at hand!
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- | ''{Cut to a Teen Girl Squad drawing of the Fanstumer Schooner sailing toward an island with two red baseball caps. In the corner it reads "Here be wagons"}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' That the siren song of two red baseball caps ''{hearts and notes appear on the island}'' crashed your fanstume ship into land!
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- | ''{The panel shows the boat crashing into the island, reading "rather dashed!!". The hats fall on the costume's hands.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Like the rocky shoals... dashed to the part. ''{The costume says "This is a highly acceptable substitute!"}'' When you... pick something stupid...
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- | ''{Cut to the photograph and fade out.}''
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- | ''{Fade back in.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' But wait! Everybody hold on! ''{A magnifying glass cursor appears}'' Let's zoom in now!
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- | ''{A box encloses one of the hats and zooms in.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' 'Cause maybe I was wrong! ''{music cuts}'' The hat looks kinda blurry. ''{musical sting as the image becomes blurry}'' Maybe you were in a hurry! ''{the photograph dashes in and out. An animated sun appears}'' But it's so bright out and the sun is up! ''{a camera viewer appears and takes a shot}'' I'm sure the camera shutter was fast enough! So why does it look like that? Why the crap is it a baseball hat?
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- | ''{Fade out. Pop back in.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' wait! ''{Oh-oh-dang appears}'' Oh-oh dang! Is this some photoshop?
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- | ''{Cut to a picture of a baseball card of glen w/ grape and Ilko Skevüld's ID wearing red baseball hats. A cursor isolates the hats.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' It looks like multiple pictures of different angles of hats that you had to crop!
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- | ''{Photograph fades in.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' I appreciate the effort, ''{a severed soolnd with a bone sticking out appears}'' but there's an elephant foot in the room! And that's if you're gonna photoshop, why didn't you just use...
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- | ''{The soolnd dances and then jumps out of frame.}''
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- | ''{The scene fills with a grid of Strong Bad's boxing gloves with transparent backgrounds.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing, reading the sign}'' Transparent PNG's of boxing gloves!
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- | ''{A search engine with an urchin called sea-urch appears, and "transparent pngs of boxing gloves" is typed in. "Search it out!" is selected.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' A simple image search will yield you dozens of pages!
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- | ''{Several PNGs of live-action boxing gloves from different angles, including one with the Strong Bad plush, appear.}''
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- | ''{Cut back to the photo. A flotilla of boxing gloves fly past.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves! ''{Strong Bad's gloves flash onscreen in different colors and angles}'' All different angles, colors and sizes!
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- | ''{Boxing gloves explode from the sign.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!
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- | ''{Four scenes: a field, a sunset over water, a snow scene and flowers appear. Images of boxing gloves are overlaid.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' They make everything better! In all types of weather!
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- | ''{Cut back to the photo as more boxing gloves are overlaid on the hands and feet.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!
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- | ''{Cut to the King of Town in a living room. Boxing glove images are overlaid.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Paste them on grandma! Paste them on grandma!
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- | ''{The photograph fades in as Strong Bad's face sings on the front of a boxing glove image.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!
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- | ''{Another one sings, this time with the mouth on the hand hole.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' These are the key to our happiness!
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- | ''{Cut to the costume head. Strong Bad's mouth sings and fades out.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Transparent PNGs of boxing gloves!
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- | ''{A Dangeresque graphic with the boxing glove image for a head sings.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' ''{singing}'' Whoa-hoh! You know little minced!
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- | ''{Strong Bad stands in front of the projector with two red baseball caps on his hands.}''
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- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Hah! Feast your eyes on hands!
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- | ''{Fade to black. Stoplight Head Dangeresque appears by the word "end.". Musics by Rich Trott.}''
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- | ==See Also==
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- | The [[Fanstume [singular] 2024 Visuals|visuals]] that go with this toon.
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- | ==Fun Facts==
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- | *Strong Bad is getting a [[Decomposing Pumpkins|decomposing pumpkin]] in his mailbox tonight.
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