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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
*Talking to Homsar references the sbemail [[interview]]. | *Talking to Homsar references the sbemail [[interview]]. | ||
| + | *If you jump the computer, you land in a [[Powered by The Cheat]] cartoon. | ||
===References to [[User:MrMenCentral|<span style="color:#333399;">h</span><span style="color:#CCCCCC;">≡</span><span style="color:#CD0101;">r</span>]]'s works=== | ===References to [[User:MrMenCentral|<span style="color:#333399;">h</span><span style="color:#CCCCCC;">≡</span><span style="color:#CD0101;">r</span>]]'s works=== | ||
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**So is Hopsy (from The New Adventures of Peter Rabbit). | **So is Hopsy (from The New Adventures of Peter Rabbit). | ||
*"Missed it by that much" is one of Maxwell Smart's catchphrases on ''[[wikipedia:Get Smart|Get Smart]]''. | *"Missed it by that much" is one of Maxwell Smart's catchphrases on ''[[wikipedia:Get Smart|Get Smart]]''. | ||
| - | *The sock creature obstacle is a reference to the | + | *The sock creature obstacle is a reference to the [http://www.stupidcreatures.com/ Stupid Creatures], which are toys made from socks. |
Revision as of 13:52, 27 January 2015
Here are the outcomes I made for Hallrunner.
| Object | Fight it | Talk to it | Jump it |
|---|---|---|---|
| Annali | It was Annali. You push her into the lake. She doesn't mind. She wanted to swim today, anyway. (0) | It was Annali. She tries to get you to take a survey. (-1) | It was Annali. You jump over her. Good thinking! (+2) |
| Anvil | It was an anvil. It falls on your head. Ouch. (-1) | It was an anvil. Anvils can't talk, you know. (0) | It was an anvil. You jump over it. Not bad. (+2) |
| Ball | It was a ball. You popped it and made some kid cry. (-1) | It was a ball. It talks of foreign lands. Intriguing. (+2) | It was a ball. You land on it and fall awkwardly. (0) |
| Bat | It was a bat. You throw tin foil at it and mess up its radar. (+2) | It was a bat. SCREE! SQUEE! Ow! Your ears! (-1) | It was a bat. It's too high up. You hug a tree. (0) |
| Boober | It was Boober. You tie him to a rock. Good going. (+2) | It was Boober. You tell him a joke. He tackles you. (-1) | It was Boober. You jumped over him. Weird. (0) |
| Calendar | It was a calendar. You can't. You still end up getting everyone gift cards. (0) | It was a calendar. It says you forgot last week's pool party. Missed it by that much! (-1) | It was a calendar. You jump over it. Leap year! (+2) |
| Computer | It was a computer. You reformat and install Linux. Nice work. (+2) | It was a computer. 'This voice recognition software is CHEAP!' (-1) | It was a computer. You land in one of The Cheat's cartoons. Homestar helps you get out. (0) |
| Convincing John | It was Convincing John. You pick up a hammer. He convinces you to drop it. (0) | It was Convincing John. He convinces you to go swimming. Bad idea with all those cats around. (-1) | It was Convincing John. You jumped over him. Good one. (+2 |
| Dr. O | It was Dr. O. You eat an apple. She disappears. (+2) | It was Dr. O. She says you have the skips. You don't. (-1) | It was Dr. O. You jumped over her. Phew. Close one. (0) |
| Edgar | It was Edgar. You lock him in a crate and send him to Timbuktu. (+2) | It was Edgar. You get bored by his talking about evil plots. (-1) | It was Edgar. You jumped over him. Weird. (0) |
| Fear itself | It was fear itself. You fight fear with fear. Oh wait, that's fire. (0) | It was fear itself. You learn that it's just as scared of you. (+2) | It was fear itself. You fall forever then wake up in a bad cliche. (-1) |
| Frog | It was a frog. It grabs you with its tongue. (-1) | It was a frog. It talks of jelly creatures. Interesting. (0) | It was a frog. You jump over it. Leap frog! (+2) |
| Great | It was great. Why fight something so great? (-1) | It was great. You talk to it. It's so great. (+2) | It was great. You jump over it. Not so great. (0) |
| Homsar | It was Homsar. You drop a Heavy Lourde on him. Easy peasy. (+2) | It was Homsar. 'AAaaAA, I was raised by a cup of coffee!' (0) | It was Homsar. He floats up in the air and knocks you over. (-1) |
| Hopsy | It was Hopsy. She won. That wasn't a good idea. (-1) | It was Hopsy. She tells you her latest observations. (+2) | It was Hopsy. You jumped over her. Weird. (0) |
| K2 | It was K2. You get lightheaded from lack of oxygen and lose both your hands. (-1) | It was K2. You guys make fun of sherpas together. Good times. (+2) | It was K2. It's a smidge too high. (0) |
| Mammoth | It was a mammoth. It was stronger than you. It won. (-1) | It was a mammoth. It agrees not to hurt you as long as you don't try to hunt it. (+2) | It was a mammoth. It's much too high. (0) |
| Marie | It was Marie. Now she's all messed up. (-1) | It was Marie. You warn her about Edgar. (+2) | It was Marie. You jumped over her. Weird. (0) |
| Odd Skipper | It was Odd Skipper. You get the skips. (-1) | It was Odd Skipper. She talks to you about the skips. You get bored. (0) | It was Odd Skipper. No skips for you! (+2) |
| Peter Rabbit | It was Peter Rabbit. He swings a giant carrot at you. He misses. (0) | It was Peter Rabbit. He tells you a way to avoid the cats. (+2) | It was Peter Rabbit. You jump over him. Missed him by that much!. (-1) |
| Proverb | It was a proverb. You knock the proverbial snot out of it. (+2) | It was a proverb. It's too highbrow. You get confused. (0) | It was a proverb. I said 'proverb' not 'riverb!' Jeez. (-1) |
| Rock | It was a rock. All you have is scissors. You lose. (-1) | It was a rock. Now you're really bored. (0) | It was a rock. You jumped over it. Nice one. (+2) |
| Scrat | It was Scrat. You take his acorn. He bites you. (-1) | It was Scrat. You play charades with him. You win. (+2) | It was Scrat. You jumped over him. Weird. (0) |
| Shark | It was a shark. It bites your fists off. Too bad. (-1) | It was a shark. Quint calls out to you from the depths of the shark's belly with some keen fishing tips. (+2) | It was a shark. You jump the shark. Just like Homestarrunner.com. (0) |
| Sock creature | It was a sock creature. You knock the stuffing out of it. Literally. (-1) | It was a sock creature. You help it find the sock drawer. (+2) | It was a sock creature. You jumped over it. Weird. (0) |
| Stand of pines | It was a stand of pines. It's not standing anymore. (+2) | It was a stand of pines. It whispers back. (0) | It was a stand of pines. You get caught on the branches and can't get down. (-1) |
| Stump | It was a stump. You can't fight the stump any more than you can stop time. (-1) | It was a stump. It grows a little. (0) | It was a stump. You jumped over it. Good plan. (+2) |
| Swimming pool | It was a swimming pool. You put salt in it. Everything in it floats now. (0) | It was a swimming pool. Someone in the pool starts playing music. You dance to it. (+2) | It was a swimming pool. Now you're all wet. (-1) |
| Train | It was a train. You put a penny on the tracks. Doesn't derail. (-1) | It was a train. You talk to a guy in the dining car and offer him green eggs and ham. He refuses. (0) | It was a train. Right through an open boxcar in a TransAm! (+2) |
| Yop | It was a Yop. You can't. She's too small. (0) | It was a Yop. She invites you to her Clue mansion. (+2) | It was a Yop. She jumps higher than you. (-1) |
Contents |
Fun Facts
Explanations
- Dr. O disappearing after you eat an apple is a reference to the phrase "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
- If you fight the rock, the game now says that all you have is scissors and you lose. Rock beats scissors in rock-paper-scissors.
Remarks
- The period error for the shark was fixed.
- So was the misspelling of "intriguing" when you talk to the ball.
Inside References
- Talking to Homsar references the sbemail interview.
- If you jump the computer, you land in a Powered by The Cheat cartoon.
References to h≡r's works
- Odd Skipper is one of h≡r's Georganism OCs.
- Annali is the nickname of one of the main characters of a series made entirely by h≡r. She is the only character in the series that h≡r does not voice.
Real-World References
- Edgar and Marie are both characters in The Aristocats. At the end of the movie, Edgar gets locked in a crate and sent to Timbuktu, which happens when you fight him.
- Dr. O is a character in Odd Squad. The skips reference when you talk to her (and the ones involving Odd Skipper) comes from the episode "Skip Day".
- Boober is one of the main characters in Fraggle Rock. The reason he tackles you after you tell him a joke is because he doesn't like fun. In the language of the ancient Fraggles, his name means "Tie 'em to a rock!", which is why you tie him to a rock if you fight him.
- Convincing John is a minor character in Fraggle Rock.
- Scrat is a character in the Ice Age series.
- The mammoth obstacle might be Manny from the same series.
- If you talk to the train, you offer a guy in the dining car green eggs and ham. Also, one of the obstacles is a Yop from One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.
- If you talk to the computer, you say "This voice recognition software is CHEAP!" "This ___ is CHEAP!" is the catchphrase of Mr. Stubborn.
- Peter Rabbit is among the obstacles.
- So is Hopsy (from The New Adventures of Peter Rabbit).
- "Missed it by that much" is one of Maxwell Smart's catchphrases on Get Smart.
- The sock creature obstacle is a reference to the Stupid Creatures, which are toys made from socks.
