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== incoming.... ==
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The paper, this is looking dark, right now email #172, and at the end, the paper comes out wrinkled, ripped, etc. and strongbad comes out and says "whoa, thats not a good sign" and he mutters about something. This is probably a sign about the papers demise, im sure that the paper will be replaced. But hey, ya never know the odds of something, like this onetime i found a 100 dollar (it was real) on the ground of a parkinglot. Can you think of the odss of that happening? exactly! the same odds could happen to the paper. But nothing will expose the truth...except time. weve got a week left, prepare the feuneral, Paper. I see a dark 7 last days of King of the Ring, becareful. You never konw whats gonna happen. *plays feuneral music* oh, Paper, I pine for thé ;_; {{unsigned|70.187.152.28}}
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==Donation==
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:Oh man! Are you telling us that if you're representing [[The paper]] itself, you'll be sorely missed?! Maybe it's time we start thinking about [[your funeral]] as Strong Bad thought of his... And quite possibly, I don't know what to think but to do something similar like [[trevor the vampire]]. --Only talked to you at least one week <!-- Will; be changed accordingly --> before The Paper's doomsday, [[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 02:21, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
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I don't usually comment on donations, since it's kinda tacky, but I just had to comment on yours. Even if it wasn't on purpose, or if [[User:JoeyDay|JoeyDay]] floated a cent or two or something, it's still pure genius. [[$11.01]] on November 1st. Pure genius. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 05:55, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
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:I dont remember talking to you last week, either that or I unknowingly developed temporary amnesia O_o <br>PS. I was talking about the Paper itself, not the user....yeah....dont ask....{{unsigned|70.187.152.28}}
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:Hehe, thanks for noticing! I actually made a check out for that exact amount with the extra cent on purpose. I'm glad JoeyDay honoured my request to post it to [[HRWiki:Ledger|the ledger]] on Matt Chapman's birthday. I guess I'm treating it as a gift to him via the wiki. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 15:27, 2 November 2005 (UTC)
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::Heck, that's brilliant, I wish I had thought of it. Now I've gotta come up with an equally clever ammount/date to match. Btw, I even got you a special meantion on the [[HRWiki:Ledger|ledger]]. {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 05:33, 3 November 2005 (UTC)
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== The Paper images ==
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::Wasn't directed at 70.187.152.28 there. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 03:26, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
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The Paper, I've noticed that some of your images, [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/images/b/bb/thepapersmall.PNG] [http://fanstuff.hrwiki.org/images/8/88/thepaper.PNG], are currently broken. I don't know if this is a minor issue with the Fanstuff Wiki, but perhaps you wanted to know. &mdash; {{User:Lapper/sig}} 01:30, 10 November 2005 (UTC)
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Don't you die on me, The Paper! You never gave me the five bucks. :'( &nbsp;&mdash;[[User:BazookaJoe|BazookaJoe]] 03:43, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
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:Thanks for letting me know about this issue. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 12:20, 10 November 2005 (UTC)
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== You deserve a pizza ==
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:Well, looks like you're gonna survive for a half a week more. --disappointed in this looming loss, [[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 00:51, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
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::Thanks for this support, everypeoples! This means so much. Here's my prediction: The Paper's [[Preeeow|noise]] will change, as will the style of printout and colour of the page. However, the message and the placement (top portion of the screen) will be the same. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 17:50, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
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[[Image:Bubs Old Pizza.png|thumb|150px|I'm buying you a pizza]]
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== [[New Paper]] ==
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Hey there The Paper, I just wanted to say that I think you deserve a pizza for re-uploading all of my crappy pictures for [[More Fan Costumes]].  Keep up the good work! {{User:Dantheburgerking/sig}} 03:26, 16 November 2005 (UTC)
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:Hi there. Thanks! It's-a really appreciated. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 20:08, 16 November 2005
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== A very electronic-type thank you! ==
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The Paper is now gone The Paper (user). In memoriam of poor The Paper, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite The Paper memories. Such as...
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Sir Paper, you are quite a kind chap! '''Stop'''
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{| cellspacing="0" cellpadding="4" style="text-align:center;font-family: courier new, monospace;width:350px"
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|- style="background:#F8F8F8;"
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| > Click here to e-mail strong bad
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| strongbad@homestarrunner.com
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I thank you ever so, for the delivery of the telegramopicture to my electronic discussion page! '''Stop'''
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You are now an honorary member of my group of meddling skinflints! '''Stop'''
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well it's prettymuch just that, but let's have a moment of silence for The Paper. {{User:Homestar-winner/sig}} 18:23, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
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Thank you once more! '''Stop'''
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== If you need to talk or anything ==
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[[User:Sir Strong Bad|Sir Strong Bad]]
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We're here. &mdash; [[User:It's dot com|It's dot com]] 20:02, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
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:Thank you. {{User:The Paper/sig}}
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::I am sorry for ''your'' loss. If there's anything I can do.  Let me know. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 04:48, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
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Okay I may be a new USER, but I've seen talk pages before and you've done quite a bit of help around here.  And think, even though The Paper was suppossed to go at montage, it stuck around for over 100 emails, and it still was able to do it's work.  And even after The Paper left this world, it left a message.  And so can you. |\|/[_}-Elkmiester-{_]\|/| 17:58, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
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== Pewter Van Buren Award ==
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Are you still here? Even after all the [[Biz Cas Fri 3|backing up]] I tried to do? Just see my user page. --[[User:Addict 2006|Addict]] [[User talk:Addict 2006|2006]] 16:33, 26 June 2007 (UTC)
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[[Image:Pewtervanburen.PNG|right|thumb|Presidential glory!]]
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I'm Gonna Leave an inscription [[User:Zorc|Zorc]] 16:17, 27 June 2007 (UTC)
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Congradu'''r'''ations '''The Paper'''! You have won the [[User:Kookykman/vanburen|'''Pewter Van Buren Award''']] for your image-related exploits! - {{User:Kookykman/sig}} 17:53, 25 November 2005 (UTC)
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Here Lies The Paper                              
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:Thank you. Here's hoping that [[The Cheat]] doesn't throw it at anyone! {{User:The Paper/sig}}
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He was a friend to us all                               
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May he R.I.P
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== Back! ==
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Hi{{User:The thing/sig}} [[User:The thing|The thing]] 23:52, 18 December 2005 (UTC)
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:Hi, the thing. Thanks for stopping by! {{User:The Paper/sig}} 00:14, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
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== Where is The Paper? ==
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The Papey! Your backy! {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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:I haven't seen you in like...forever! {{User:Sam the Man/sig}} 00:16, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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Obviously, The Paper is attatched to Strong Bad's head--{{User:Benol/sig}} 16:08, 19 December 2005 (UTC)
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:Uh... that theory doesn't exactly work. The Paper comes down from the top of the screen, but Strong Bad's head doesn't go up that high. {{User:Bubsty/sig}} 03:31, 9 January 2006 (UTC)
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::Actually, everyone is entitled to his/her own theory as nobody can be exactly sure. [http://www.strongfans.com/upload/thepaper/thepaperlocation.png This image] seems to clarify the situation. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 21:19, 9 January 2006 (UTC)
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:::I think that the paper has no printer, and can spontaneously appear whenever it wants to. [[User:Bluebry muffin|Bluebry muffin]] 21:03, 15 January 2006 (UTC)
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::::that image is hilarious. good times. {{User:Seriously/sig}} 17:05, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
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How do you think we should tag the images from the NYU talk that you uploaded? We don't have a tag that that really seems to fit them, and I'm having a hard time coming up with a new one that would really be accurate for them. {{User:ACupOfCoffee/sig}} 19:45, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
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: [[Template:pd]] or [[Template:permission]] would both work, depending on the copyright status of the images. Do we know who took the photos and do we have permission to post them? '''Edit:''' Oh, these are screen-caps of Tom's video, right? You'd have to find out from Tom if he's released that into the public domain or if he's retaining his own copyright and giving consent for these screen-caps. Other than that, the one that comes closest is [[Template:tv-screenshot]], but the wording isn't quite right because this is a home movie and not a tv show. &mdash; {{User:JoeyDay/sig}} 20:49, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
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::See [[HRWiki talk:FAQ#Image tags]].&nbsp;-- [[User:Tom|Tom]] 21:14, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
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==Coming June 2007, To A Computer Near You...==
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Based on more recent calculations, I place the infamous email #173 around June of 2007 . Email #117 debuted on November 8th, 2004. Around a year later, we were at email #138. 138 - 117 = around 21 emails this past year. Therefore, the difference between 173 - 117 = 56 emails from the release of montage until the release of 173. 56 / 21 = 2.67 years after November 8th, 2004. That brings us to roughly around June of 2007. That's considerably later than my original prediction of September 5th, 2006, since we've had a slow Strong Bad Email year compared to the old trend of an email nearly every week. If it continues to slow in this fashion, we could be looking at it being replaced as late as 2008. I dunno, I was just bored and figured it was due for a recalculation.<br>
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Eat Steak,<br>
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-- {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 07:08, 29 January 2006 (UTC)
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:Thanks for keeping me up-to-date with the calculations. I really hadn't thought about the eventual replacement in some time. I'll update that section on my page to reflect your newest prediction. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 15:07, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
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::Thanks! Although it's still a ways off. The next milestone to look forward to is [[sbemail150|Number 150]] (link'll be red for a few months yet). {{User:Thunderbird L17/Siggie}} 03:01, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
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:::Actually, that be about to happen. ;) [[User:69.160.0.227|69.160.0.227]] 21:46, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
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::::True. They've sure been speeding up production lately. Although I still think [[sbemail150|one five oh]] is weeks off. {{User:The Paper/sig}} 22:00, 25 March 2006 (UTC)
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:::::There's a chance that they'll do what they did with 100, so you're right. I hope they don't though. [[User:69.160.0.227|69.160.0.227]]
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::::::Man, what did I tell you?! He's procrastinating! Man, this sucks. Ah well. [[User:69.160.0.227|69.160.0.227]] 20:04, 27 March 2006 (UTC)
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== the post ==
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Hey The Paper, I just wanted to let you know I replied to your post [[User_talk:Stux#New_forum_account|here]]. --[[User:Stux|Stux]] 17:11, 30 January 2006 (UTC)
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Hi The Paper. What is your favorite quote on homestarrunner.com? [[User:Gravy Train|Gravy Train]] 12:50, 5 April 2006 (UTC)
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Current revision as of 19:18, 15 March 2010

[edit] incoming....

The paper, this is looking dark, right now email #172, and at the end, the paper comes out wrinkled, ripped, etc. and strongbad comes out and says "whoa, thats not a good sign" and he mutters about something. This is probably a sign about the papers demise, im sure that the paper will be replaced. But hey, ya never know the odds of something, like this onetime i found a 100 dollar (it was real) on the ground of a parkinglot. Can you think of the odss of that happening? exactly! the same odds could happen to the paper. But nothing will expose the truth...except time. weve got a week left, prepare the feuneral, Paper. I see a dark 7 last days of King of the Ring, becareful. You never konw whats gonna happen. *plays feuneral music* oh, Paper, I pine for thé ;_; — 70.187.152.28 (Talk | contribs) {{{2}}} (left unsigned)

Oh man! Are you telling us that if you're representing The paper itself, you'll be sorely missed?! Maybe it's time we start thinking about your funeral as Strong Bad thought of his... And quite possibly, I don't know what to think but to do something similar like trevor the vampire. --Only talked to you at least one week before The Paper's doomsday, Addict 2006 02:21, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
I dont remember talking to you last week, either that or I unknowingly developed temporary amnesia O_o
PS. I was talking about the Paper itself, not the user....yeah....dont ask....— 70.187.152.28 (Talk | contribs) {{{2}}} (left unsigned)
Wasn't directed at 70.187.152.28 there. --Addict 2006 03:26, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Don't you die on me, The Paper! You never gave me the five bucks. :'(  —BazookaJoe 03:43, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, looks like you're gonna survive for a half a week more. --disappointed in this looming loss, Addict 2006 00:51, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for this support, everypeoples! This means so much. Here's my prediction: The Paper's noise will change, as will the style of printout and colour of the page. However, the message and the placement (top portion of the screen) will be the same. —THE PAPER PREEEOW 17:50, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] New Paper

The Paper is now gone The Paper (user). In memoriam of poor The Paper, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite The Paper memories. Such as...

 
> Click here to e-mail strong bad
strongbad@homestarrunner.com

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well it's prettymuch just that, but let's have a moment of silence for The Paper. Homestar-Winner (talk) 18:23, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] If you need to talk or anything

We're here. — It's dot com 20:02, 11 June 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. —THE PAPER PREEEOW
I am sorry for your loss. If there's anything I can do. Let me know. --Stux 04:48, 13 June 2007 (UTC)

Okay I may be a new USER, but I've seen talk pages before and you've done quite a bit of help around here. And think, even though The Paper was suppossed to go at montage, it stuck around for over 100 emails, and it still was able to do it's work. And even after The Paper left this world, it left a message. And so can you. |\|/[_}-Elkmiester-{_]\|/| 17:58, 24 June 2007 (UTC)

Are you still here? Even after all the backing up I tried to do? Just see my user page. --Addict 2006 16:33, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

I'm Gonna Leave an inscription Zorc 16:17, 27 June 2007 (UTC) Here Lies The Paper He was a friend to us all May he R.I.P

[edit] Back!

The Papey! Your backy! User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 00:14, 12 November 2007 (UTC)

I haven't seen you in like...forever! User talk:Sam the Man Sam the Man 00:16, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
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