Marshie vs. Little Girl
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| - | {{ | + | ''{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}'' |
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' ''{swoops in, dressed as a vampire}'' Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your dad! | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Hey, Marshie? | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' Hi, little girl! What're you doing on the Halloween? | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' Like a boulder? | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Do you ''know'' the secret ingredients in my potion? | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' What is it? | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{whispers}'' Dry ice. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' I think that just killed the magic! | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons! | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' Poison the dragons! | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah— | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' That sounds like a heavy metal album! | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. Knock knock. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' Who's there? | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Vampire. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' Vampire who? | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Vampires are dumb! | ||
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| + | ''{cricket noises}'' | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' ''{Zooming in on his face as he screeches}'' How many times do you have to do this! | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' My parents cut down the sugar a little bit. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' I don't understand! ''{screeching}'' I could use a little cutback myself! | ||
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| + | ''{Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}'' | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' You're freaking me out, kid! ''{Swoops offscreen.}'' | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' ''{back onscreen}'' I was losing control! | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' ''{laughs}'' You're funny. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' You're pretty qqquaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid! | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' ''{Fluffy Puff music plays in the background}'' Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens? | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' Yeah? That's not very good advertising! | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yeah! And they're definitely like... ''{grips stomach}'' water. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' Yeah-he-heah. Our marshmallows are just like water! Fluffy Puff Malloweens. Why ever drink again? | ||
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| + | ''{As Marshie says this last line, cartoon blood covers the screen with a bag of Malloweens and the text, "Why Ever Drink Again?" Cut back to Little Girl and Marshie.}'' | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Zombies aren't real. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' No? | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' No. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' What about me? | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you— you're real to me. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' Really? | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' Yep. Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy. | ||
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| + | '''MARSHIE:''' I just pass out! ''{makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}'' | ||
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| + | '''LITTLE GIRL:''' No! No. Noooooo! ''{breaks into tears}'' | ||
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| + | ''{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}'' | ||
==Easter eggs== | ==Easter eggs== | ||
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Transcript
{The text, "Marshie vs. Little Girl" appears on an orange background as creepy organ music plays. Cut to Little Girl, wearing a skeleton costume and sitting on a box next to a bubbling cauldron.}
MARSHIE: {swoops in, dressed as a vampire} Boogidy-boogidy! I'll scare your dad!
LITTLE GIRL: Hey, Marshie?
MARSHIE: Hi, little girl! What're you doing on the Halloween?
LITTLE GIRL: Um, you dress up as... costumes, like, scary stuff... or, not scary stuff.
MARSHIE: Like a boulder?
LITTLE GIRL: Do you know the secret ingredients in my potion?
MARSHIE: What is it?
LITTLE GIRL: {whispers} Dry ice.
MARSHIE: I think that just killed the magic!
LITTLE GIRL: So when it stops bubbling, that means it's ready to poison the dragons!
MARSHIE: Poison the dragons!
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah—
MARSHIE: That sounds like a heavy metal album!
LITTLE GIRL: Yep. Knock knock.
MARSHIE: Who's there?
LITTLE GIRL: Vampire.
MARSHIE: Vampire who?
LITTLE GIRL: Vampires are dumb!
{cricket noises}
MARSHIE: {Zooming in on his face as he screeches} How many times do you have to do this!
LITTLE GIRL: My parents cut down the sugar a little bit.
MARSHIE: I don't understand! {screeching} I could use a little cutback myself!
{Little Girl screams and lunges at Marshie, who screams back. Little Girl breaks out laughing.}
MARSHIE: You're freaking me out, kid! {Swoops offscreen.}
MARSHIE: {back onscreen} I was losing control!
LITTLE GIRL: {laughs} You're funny.
MARSHIE: You're pretty qqquaint! Let's do a Fluffy Puff commercial, okay? With Marshie and the dead kid!
MARSHIE: {Fluffy Puff music plays in the background} Hey, Little Girl. What's your favorite thing about Fluffy Puff Malloweens?
LITTLE GIRL: The orange one is my favorite color, and the black one isn't.
MARSHIE: Yeah? That's not very good advertising!
LITTLE GIRL: Yeah! And they're definitely like... {grips stomach} water.
MARSHIE: Yeah-he-heah. Our marshmallows are just like water! Fluffy Puff Malloweens. Why ever drink again?
{As Marshie says this last line, cartoon blood covers the screen with a bag of Malloweens and the text, "Why Ever Drink Again?" Cut back to Little Girl and Marshie.}
LITTLE GIRL: Zombies aren't real.
MARSHIE: No?
LITTLE GIRL: No.
MARSHIE: What about me?
LITTLE GIRL: Um, talking marshmallows aren't real, but you— you're real to me.
MARSHIE: Really?
LITTLE GIRL: Yep. Whenever I'm bad at school and I don't get Halloween, I just pass out candy.
MARSHIE: I just pass out! {makes squishy sound effects as he sinks to the floor}
LITTLE GIRL: No! No. Noooooo! {breaks into tears}
{Cut back to the original orange background, upon which the text, "end." is superimposed.}
Easter eggs
- Click on Marshie after he says "that sounds like a Heavy Metal album" to see a Taranchula album.
- At the end, click on the video to see a conversation between Homestar Runner and the Little Girl.
Fun Facts
- The intro music is from Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor.
